The company is becoming more agile or some new British guy got hired or some British guy got fired or your project was canceled or you have a new project where you have to build an entire social network infrastructure in a month? Will you make it through the change?
You May Get
You get a new boss
Something with technology
Something with technology, but you don't code.
You're an editor
You manage people
You have a job title, but it's so vague that you don't really understand what you do for a living.
I fucking love it
I fucking hate it
I have no opinion
My manager is awesome and we hang out even when we're not at work
I want to punch my manager in the face
I tolerate my manager but I think he/she is incompetent
Whatever. All managers are the same.
It's pretty. I want one in my apartment!
It is the worst attempt at interior decorating I have ever seen.
I've thought about getting drunk and trying to steal it.
Whoever decided on putting that in the lobby should be shot.
I'll set up a Twitter account for it because I'm a hipster.
The Flavia machine
One of the espresso machines
Office coffee sucks I'm going to Blue Bottle
Office coffee sucks I'm going to Simon Sips
I don't drink coffee
I appreciate consistency
He needs a pop of color
I wish he wore more ironic t-shirts
I really couldn't care less
I need to have a talk with his girlfriend because she needs to better manage his wardrobe choices.
Don't go because you're still hungover from the last farewell happy hour two days ago.
Do shots with the product managers
Ask the person who is leaving if there are any open positions at his/her new company because you can't fucking take it anymore.
Didn't even know that person worked at Dow Jones.
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