Would You Survive A Dow Jones Corporate Restructuring?

Something with technology

Something with technology, but you don't code.

You're an editor

You manage people

You have a job title, but it's so vague that you don't really understand what you do for a living.

I fucking love it

I fucking hate it

I have no opinion

My manager is awesome and we hang out even when we're not at work

I want to punch my manager in the face

I tolerate my manager but I think he/she is incompetent

Whatever. All managers are the same.

It's pretty. I want one in my apartment!

It is the worst attempt at interior decorating I have ever seen.

I've thought about getting drunk and trying to steal it.

Whoever decided on putting that in the lobby should be shot.

I'll set up a Twitter account for it because I'm a hipster.

The Flavia machine

One of the espresso machines

Office coffee sucks I'm going to Blue Bottle

Office coffee sucks I'm going to Simon Sips

I don't drink coffee

I appreciate consistency

He needs a pop of color

I wish he wore more ironic t-shirts

I really couldn't care less

I need to have a talk with his girlfriend because she needs to better manage his wardrobe choices.

Don't go because you're still hungover from the last farewell happy hour two days ago.

Do shots with the product managers

Ask the person who is leaving if there are any open positions at his/her new company because you can't fucking take it anymore.

Didn't even know that person worked at Dow Jones.