Would You Survive A Dow Jones Corporate Restructuring?

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Would You Survive A Dow Jones Corporate Restructuring?

The company is becoming more agile or some new British guy got hired or some British guy got fired or your project was canceled or you have a new project where you have to build an entire social network infrastructure in a month? Will you make it through the change?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What do you do at Dow Jones?
    • A. 

      Something with technology

    • B. 

      Something with technology, but you don't code.

    • C. 

      You're an editor

    • D. 

      You manage people

    • E. 

      You have a job title, but it's so vague that you don't really understand what you do for a living.

  • 2. 
    How do you feel about open workspaces?
    • A. 

      I fucking love it

    • B. 

      I fucking hate it

    • C. 

      I have no opinion

  • 3. 
    How do you feel about your manager
    • A. 

      My manager is awesome and we hang out even when we're not at work

    • B. 

      I want to punch my manager in the face

    • C. 

      I tolerate my manager but I think he/she is incompetent

    • D. 

      Whatever. All managers are the same.

  • 4. 
    What did you think about the chandelier?
    • A. 

      It's pretty. I want one in my apartment!

    • B. 

      It is the worst attempt at interior decorating I have ever seen.

    • C. 

      I've thought about getting drunk and trying to steal it.

    • D. 

      Whoever decided on putting that in the lobby should be shot.

    • E. 

      I'll set up a Twitter account for it because I'm a hipster.

  • 5. 
    From where do you obtain coffee?
    • A. 

      The Flavia machine

    • B. 

      One of the espresso machines

    • C. 

      Office coffee sucks I'm going to Blue Bottle

    • D. 

      Office coffee sucks I'm going to Simon Sips

    • E. 

      I don't drink coffee

  • 6. 
    Do you like Erin Sparling's work uniform?
    • A. 

      I appreciate consistency

    • B. 

      He needs a pop of color

    • C. 

      I wish he wore more ironic t-shirts

    • D. 

      I really couldn't care less

    • E. 

      I need to have a talk with his girlfriend because she needs to better manage his wardrobe choices.

  • 7. 
    You're at another farewell happy hour for someone who just quit (or got fired). You...
    • A. 

      Don't go because you're still hungover from the last farewell happy hour two days ago.

    • B. 

      Do shots with the product managers

    • C. 

      Ask the person who is leaving if there are any open positions at his/her new company because you can't fucking take it anymore.

    • D. 

      Didn't even know that person worked at Dow Jones.

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