Which Social SEC Are You?

10 Questions | By Socialsec | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 144

Find out if your Birley or Daisy in this hideously revealing test

You May Get

Joe Daisy aka Stephen Hawking

This lad is one of the true wronguns of the club, he may be half decent on the ball but he is less than half a decent person. If you've gotten this take a good long look at yourself and sort your life out/get tested.

Rob Birley aka OAF

A spastic on and off the pitch, comfortably one of the worst players the AFC has ever known, normally the bad ones eventually fuck off but this lad has clung to us with his ogre like grip. If you've gotten this then sort your game out, get back to centre back and try not to do too much damage.

Questions and Answers

1.

Are you good at football?
- A.
  
  I think I am God's Gift to the sport
- B.
  
  I don't know why I'm not started up front every game!
- C.
  
  I'm good, in my mind I'm better than Messi
- D.
  
  OAF
2.

Where do you live? (Tough options)
- A.
  
  A bin
- B.
  
  A cave
- C.
  
  A hole
- D.
  
  Wales
3.

How was your tour?
- A.
  
  Stressful
- B.
  
  I don't remember
- C.
  
  The oedema in my legs is still there!
- D.
  
  I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy
4.

What's your ideal Circle?
- A.
  
  I dominate
- B.
  
  I move to the galdem afterwards until Fid falls asleep in my bed
- C.
  
  Somehow the lads decipher what I'm saying and do what I say.
- D.
  
  My nose doesn't get plugged with vomit
5.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- A.
  
  Practising medicine (badly)
- B.
  
  In a special day programme for people with late confirmed congenital abnormalities.
- C.
  
  Prison
- D.
  
  On Tour
6.

What's your ideal Thursday?
- A.
  
  Don't mention that day!
- B.
  
  I wake up not covered in vomit
- C.
  
  I wake up not banned from the bar
- D.
  
  OAF
7.

Who do look up to most in the club?
- A.
  
  Lucky
- B.
  
  Gaurav
- C.
  
  Dan Walker
8.

When did you realise the AFC was for you?
- A.
  
  When I drank my own vomit at my first circle
- B.
  
  When I first found my wheelchair
- C.
  
  When I finally got boomerang monitor!
- D.
  
  When they slayed the OAF last year
9.

What's your version of a romantic date?
- A.
  
  I don't accidentally hit them in the face
- B.
  
  I let them have most of the spliff
- C.
  
  Afterwards they pinky swear that they haven't got thrush
- D.
  
  They don't run when they see me
10.

What will you do after the AFC?
- A.
  
  After?
- B.
  
  I will never leave!
- C.
  
  As if I will graduate
- D.
  
  Go back to being OAFing some valley in Wales