I think I am God's Gift to the sport
I don't know why I'm not started up front every game!
I'm good, in my mind I'm better than Messi
I don't remember
The oedema in my legs is still there!
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy
I move to the galdem afterwards until Fid falls asleep in my bed
Somehow the lads decipher what I'm saying and do what I say.
My nose doesn't get plugged with vomit
Practising medicine (badly)
In a special day programme for people with late confirmed congenital abnormalities.
Don't mention that day!
I wake up not covered in vomit
I wake up not banned from the bar
When I drank my own vomit at my first circle
When I first found my wheelchair
When I finally got boomerang monitor!
When they slayed the OAF last year
I don't accidentally hit them in the face
I let them have most of the spliff
Afterwards they pinky swear that they haven't got thrush
They don't run when they see me
I will never leave!
As if I will graduate
Go back to being OAFing some valley in Wales