Which Social SEC Are You?
Find out if your Birley or Daisy in this hideously revealing test
- 1.Are you good at football?
- A.
I think I am God's Gift to the sport
- B.
I don't know why I'm not started up front every game!
- C.
I'm good, in my mind I'm better than Messi
- D.
OAF
- 2.Where do you live? (Tough options)
- A.
A bin
- B.
A cave
- C.
A hole
- D.
Wales
- 3.How was your tour?
- A.
Stressful
- B.
I don't remember
- C.
The oedema in my legs is still there!
- D.
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy
- 4.What's your ideal Circle?
- A.
I dominate
- B.
I move to the galdem afterwards until Fid falls asleep in my bed
- C.
Somehow the lads decipher what I'm saying and do what I say.
- D.
My nose doesn't get plugged with vomit
- 5.Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
- A.
Practising medicine (badly)
- B.
In a special day programme for people with late confirmed congenital abnormalities.
- C.
Prison
- D.
On Tour
- 6.What's your ideal Thursday?
- A.
Don't mention that day!
- B.
I wake up not covered in vomit
- C.
I wake up not banned from the bar
- D.
OAF
- 7.Who do look up to most in the club?
- A.
Lucky
- B.
Gaurav
- C.
Dan Walker
- 8.When did you realise the AFC was for you?
- A.
When I drank my own vomit at my first circle
- B.
When I first found my wheelchair
- C.
When I finally got boomerang monitor!
- D.
When they slayed the OAF last year
- 9.What's your version of a romantic date?
- A.
I don't accidentally hit them in the face
- B.
I let them have most of the spliff
- C.
Afterwards they pinky swear that they haven't got thrush
- D.
They don't run when they see me
- 10.What will you do after the AFC?
- A.
After?
- B.
I will never leave!
- C.
As if I will graduate
- D.
Go back to being OAFing some valley in Wales
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