Which Drunk Are You?

6 Questions | By Pookie1.1bear | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 761

From angel to ratchet, everybody has their own drunk

You May Get

T-Wass

You are too hipster for dis shit. So what you puked in the formal and got sent to standards? You are a true T Wass if you go to formal dances smashed and in a matter of mere couple hours break a chair AND your date someow manages to lock himself in the venues bathroom and pass out. You're just starting a trend. You don't go out often, but when you do, you get white-girl ratchet wasted. Can we go to Phi Tau now?

Marina

Are you on Tinder? Because if so you are meeting the only criteria that a true Marina Jenkins requires of her suitors. As a drunk you're willing to travel miles to meet your tinder loves and sleep with them no matter if youre sailing that red sea or not. Truck noises are your specialty as a drunk and no obstacle is too great for a drunk Marina.

& many more results.
Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

Pick your poison?
- A.
  
  Skol Vodka and Redbull
- B.
  
  Margarita
- C.
  
  Fireball
- D.
  
  Water
- E.
  
  Molly
- F.
  
  Weed
- G.
  
  Penis
2.

What do you wear out?
- A.
  
  Anything but underwear
- B.
  
  Burka
- C.
  
  Crop top and shorts
- D.
  
  Jeans and a sweater
- E.
  
  Sk8er skirt
- F.
  
  Snuggie
- G.
  
  Whatever the one night stand has on his floor
- H.
  
  Nothing
3.

What are you attracted to?
- A.
  
  Black (hoodrats)
- B.
  
  Asian
- C.
  
  Puerto Rican
- D.
  
  Gay Boi Gay Boi
- E.
  
  Anybody on Tinder
- F.
  
  Inanimate objects
- G.
  
  Should be male
4.

Whats your number?
- A.
  
  8
- B.
  
  7 1/2
- C.
  
  0
- D.
  
  206-398-5674
- E.
  
  Too high to count
- F.
  
  10
5.

What's your favorite drunk phrase?
- A.
  
  "mhgdfmzjkfkskjdgfjhavzgna"
- B.
  
  "tell me i'm pretty"
- C.
  
  "helllloooo"
- D.
  
  "she's so much drunker than I am"
- E.
  
  "are you breathing"
- F.
  
  "bone me"
- G.
  
  "are you on tinder"
6.

What's your favorite frat?
- A.
  
  ZBT
- B.
  
  I'm too hip for frats
- C.
  
  Theta Zi
- D.
  
  The Football house
- E.
  
  Psi U
- F.
  
  Phi Psi
- G.
  
  Fiji