What Type Shoe Are You?

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Shoe Quizzes & Trivia

This is a quiz about what shoe style you would be if you were a shoe instead of a human.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which of these frozen yogurt concoctions would you pick out to eat? Yes, those are your only choices. This is science, zip it.
    • A. 

      Black licorice yogurt with Cap'n Crunch, blackberries and a sense of defiance that defies definition.

    • B. 

      French vanilla (because they didn't have the American kind) yogurt with some fruit and some candy too but not too much because I don't want to cause any trouble.

    • C. 

      Take your frozen yogurt and shove it.

    • D. 

      Whichever,dude. I don't wanna rock the boat.

    • E. 

      The above two questions aren't a yogurt concoction. Who's driving this jalopy and where the hell are we going?

  • 2. 
    Do you care about your feet?
    • A. 

      Not really. I have two of them.

    • B. 

      Yes, I pay attention to them.

  • 3. 
    If you were stranded on a deserted island with an indestructable solar powered record player and just one record album what would it be?
    • A. 

      The Clash "Sandinista" because it is a triple album and they are the only band that matters.

    • B. 

      Bob Dylan "Blood On The Tracks"

    • C. 

      The best of Dolly Parton

    • D. 

      James Bond theme songs

    • E. 

      NWA "Straight Outa Compton"

    • F. 

      Miles Davis "Bitches Brew" because it is a double album and the Clash were just a lot of racket.

    • G. 

      An album of back beat rhythms so that you can get to work crafting some cute little tunes of your own.

  • 4. 
    How would you like to initially appear to people?
    • A. 

      Like a fart in church.

    • B. 

      Whimsical

    • C. 

      Invisible

    • D. 

      Stunning

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about authority?
    • A. 

      I don't question it. I never even noticed it.

    • B. 

      It seems to work just fine.

    • C. 

      I'm the authority and it feels lovely.

    • D. 

      I don't mind being told what to do. It saves me time.

  • 6. 
    Are you afraid of getting hurt?
    • A. 

      Of course not. People are resilient creatures.

    • B. 

      Emotionally, yes. Physically, no.

    • C. 

      Yes. Getting hurt makes no sense.

  • 7. 
    Have you ever been jailed or otherwise institutionalized?
    • A. 

      Probably

    • B. 

      Not yet

    • C. 

      Of course not

  • 8. 
    Does your footwear change your demeanour?
    • A. 

      Yes. My shoes are a part of my demeanor, built to crush all that comes across my path.

    • B. 

      Yes. I feel centered and connected to the planet when I put my favorite footwear on.

    • C. 

      No. I just need to put shoes on for protection and sanitary reasons. I once stepped on a Lego and had to go to the ER.

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