What Type Shoe Are You?
This is a quiz about what shoe style you would be if you were a shoe instead of a human.
- 1.
Which of these frozen yogurt concoctions would you pick out to eat? Yes, those are your only choices. This is science, zip it.
- A.
Black licorice yogurt with Cap'n Crunch, blackberries and a sense of defiance that defies definition.
- B.
French vanilla (because they didn't have the American kind) yogurt with some fruit and some candy too but not too much because I don't want to cause any trouble.
- C.
Take your frozen yogurt and shove it.
- D.
Whichever,dude. I don't wanna rock the boat.
- E.
The above two questions aren't a yogurt concoction. Who's driving this jalopy and where the hell are we going?
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- 2.
Do you care about your feet?
- A.
Not really. I have two of them.
- B.
Yes, I pay attention to them.
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- 3.
If you were stranded on a deserted island with an indestructable solar powered record player and just one record album what would it be?
- A.
The Clash "Sandinista" because it is a triple album and they are the only band that matters.
- B.
Bob Dylan "Blood On The Tracks"
- C.
The best of Dolly Parton
- D.
James Bond theme songs
- E.
NWA "Straight Outa Compton"
- F.
Miles Davis "Bitches Brew" because it is a double album and the Clash were just a lot of racket.
- G.
An album of back beat rhythms so that you can get to work crafting some cute little tunes of your own.
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- 4.
How would you like to initially appear to people?
- A.
Like a fart in church.
- B.
Whimsical
- C.
Invisible
- D.
Stunning
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- 5.
How do you feel about authority?
- A.
I don't question it. I never even noticed it.
- B.
It seems to work just fine.
- C.
I'm the authority and it feels lovely.
- D.
I don't mind being told what to do. It saves me time.
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- 6.
Are you afraid of getting hurt?
- A.
Of course not. People are resilient creatures.
- B.
Emotionally, yes. Physically, no.
- C.
Yes. Getting hurt makes no sense.
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- 7.
Have you ever been jailed or otherwise institutionalized?
- A.
Probably
- B.
Not yet
- C.
Of course not
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- 8.
Does your footwear change your demeanour?
- A.
Yes. My shoes are a part of my demeanor, built to crush all that comes across my path.
- B.
Yes. I feel centered and connected to the planet when I put my favorite footwear on.
- C.
No. I just need to put shoes on for protection and sanitary reasons. I once stepped on a Lego and had to go to the ER.
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