Black licorice yogurt with Cap'n Crunch, blackberries and a sense of defiance that defies definition.
French vanilla (because they didn't have the American kind) yogurt with some fruit and some candy too but not too much because I don't want to cause any trouble.
Take your frozen yogurt and shove it.
Whichever,dude. I don't wanna rock the boat.
The above two questions aren't a yogurt concoction. Who's driving this jalopy and where the hell are we going?
Not really. I have two of them.
Yes, I pay attention to them.
The Clash "Sandinista" because it is a triple album and they are the only band that matters.
Bob Dylan "Blood On The Tracks"
The best of Dolly Parton
James Bond theme songs
NWA "Straight Outa Compton"
Miles Davis "Bitches Brew" because it is a double album and the Clash were just a lot of racket.
An album of back beat rhythms so that you can get to work crafting some cute little tunes of your own.
Like a fart in church.
I don't question it. I never even noticed it.
It seems to work just fine.
I'm the authority and it feels lovely.
I don't mind being told what to do. It saves me time.
Of course not. People are resilient creatures.
Emotionally, yes. Physically, no.
Yes. Getting hurt makes no sense.
Of course not
Yes. My shoes are a part of my demeanor, built to crush all that comes across my path.
Yes. I feel centered and connected to the planet when I put my favorite footwear on.
No. I just need to put shoes on for protection and sanitary reasons. I once stepped on a Lego and had to go to the ER.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.