Find Out Which Justin Sorensen You Are!

10 Questions | By Rusho100 | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 139

Find Out Which Justin Sorensen You Are! - Quiz

Do you like photography? Maybe you feel 100 when you're only 29? Constantly not wanting to wear pants? Find out which Justin Sorensen you are!

You May Get

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pants Justin

You just discovered the joy of sweatpants and you're never going back! You've worn the same shirt three weeks in a row! You stand up for the rights of men everywhere to feel comfortable in their own homes, sans pants! You refuse to be constricted, confined, no matter who happens to be over for poker or darts. Concerns about doing laundry? Not anymore....not ever!

Athlete Justin

You've broken your pinky playing football. Ricky elbowed you in the face. Alex and you collided like whale tails slapping water. Still, you have the speed and grace to pluck a frisbee from 50 feet up! It's all about balance, which, for some reason, you have alot of. You're the first picked on the team, which drives everyone else crazy. You'll play through the pain and hate yourself for it.

& many more results.
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Questions and Answers

1.

What's your favorite type of vehicle?
- A.
  
  Mountain Bike
- B.
  
  Subaru Outback
- C.
  
  Cadillac Oldsmobile
- D.
  
  God Gave You Feet For a Reason
2.

What's a typical meal for you?
- A.
  
  Pizza, Wings and All Processed Things!
- B.
  
  Detox Smoothies
- C.
  
  Sushi
- D.
  
  Vitamins, Water, Coffee and Air
3.

What is your favorite state?
- A.
  
  Minnesota
- B.
  
  Altered
- C.
  
  New York
- D.
  
  MITCHigan
4.

When someone asks you "Excuse me, what are you doing here?" You reply?
- A.
  
  Hi I'm Justin, I'm a photographer for the paper. Here covering the story.
- B.
  
  I think the better question is why are you here?
- C.
  
  Get the "BLEEP" away from me.
- D.
  
  I don't know. I DON'T KNOW!
5.

You're playing poker. What's your winning hand?
- A.
  
  What's this winning you speak of?
- B.
  
  Dead Man's Hand
- C.
  
  Royal Flush
- D.
  
  An off suit pair of nothing
6.

What's your hobby?
- A.
  
  Broken Remote Controlled Helicopters
- B.
  
  Broken Bones
- C.
  
  Broken Darts
- D.
  
  Broken Lenses
7.

What's your favorite TV show?
- A.
  
  Breaking Bad
- B.
  
  Curb Your Enthusiasm
- C.
  
  Mad Men
- D.
  
  I don't watch TV because my TV speakers don't work!
8.

Choose a color.
- A.
  
  Blue
- B.
  
  Green
- C.
  
  Red
- D.
  
  Get Bent
9.

Choose an animal to kill.
- A.
  
  Cat
- B.
  
  Black Fly
- C.
  
  Bat
- D.
  
  Rat
10.

Did you like this quiz?
- A.
  
  Hell, I don't even like you!
- B.
  
  It amused me a little.
- C.
  
  No.
- D.
  
  I don't have time for this shit.