Do you like photography? Maybe you feel 100 when you're only 29? Constantly not wanting to wear pants? Find out which Justin Sorensen you are!
You May Get
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pants Justin
Athlete Justin
Mountain Bike
Subaru Outback
Cadillac Oldsmobile
God Gave You Feet For a Reason
Pizza, Wings and All Processed Things!
Detox Smoothies
Sushi
Vitamins, Water, Coffee and Air
Minnesota
Altered
New York
MITCHigan
Hi I'm Justin, I'm a photographer for the paper. Here covering the story.
I think the better question is why are you here?
Get the "BLEEP" away from me.
I don't know. I DON'T KNOW!
What's this winning you speak of?
Dead Man's Hand
Royal Flush
An off suit pair of nothing
Broken Remote Controlled Helicopters
Broken Bones
Broken Darts
Broken Lenses
Breaking Bad
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mad Men
I don't watch TV because my TV speakers don't work!
Blue
Green
Red
Get Bent
Cat
Black Fly
Bat
Rat
Hell, I don't even like you!
It amused me a little.
No.
I don't have time for this shit.
Wait!
Here's an interesting quiz for you.