How Well Do You Know Jade?
If you don't know me well, then your life probably doesnt have enough fart humour in it!
- 1.What does Jade find the funniest thing to laugh at?
- A.
Youtube videos of cats
- B.
Farting
- C.
When people fall over
- D.
Lee Evans
- 2.What is Jades dream job?
- A.
Artist
- B.
Air Hostess
- C.
Vicar
- D.
Wedding Planner
- 3.What is Jades favourite TV programme?
- A.
Made in Chelsea
- B.
Eastenders
- C.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
- D.
The Only Way is Essex
- 4.Jade farts in her sleep?
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 5.Is Jade scared of the dark?
- A.
Only when she has to walk in the dark
- B.
YESSS DUH!
- C.
No...
- 6.Jade secretly fancies Harry Styles?
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 7.Would Jade rather...
- A.
Give up TV
- B.
Give up Food
- 8.What is Jades favourite Food?
- A.
Lidl Cookies
- B.
Dominoes
- C.
Hot Dogs
- D.
Paella
- 9.Would Jade rather buy a new..
- A.
Dress
- B.
Handbag
- C.
Pair of shoes
- 10.What do Jades farts usually sound like?
- A.
Quite loud and raspy
- B.
Wet!
- C.
Puff of air
- D.
Silent but deadly
- 11.Jade is a retard..
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 12.If Jade could live in any of these worlds which would it be..
- A.
Southpark
- B.
Springfield
- C.
Walford
- D.
Rosewood
- 13.Who do does Jade dislike the most in Hollyoaks?
- A.
Diane
- B.
Cindy
- C.
Nancy
- D.
Trevor
- 14.Jade doesnt know her 6 times tables
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 15.Which is Jades biggest fear?
- A.
Spiders
- B.
Sleepwalkers
- C.
Being Home Alone
- D.
The Dark
- 16.Jade is the sexiest beast on earth?
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 17.Pick Jades most embarrassing moment..
- A.
Falling over flat on her face outside Superdrug on her own
- B.
Walking round shopping city with a huge hole in her leggings
- C.
Crying on a chair lift with Christians Dad about being scared