What Famous Footballer Are You?

1. What is your ideal vehicle?

Minivan

Lambo

Pickup Truck

Motorcycle

Civic

BMW

2. Your ideal soul mate?

No soul mate... casual partners

Don't need one

Someone I can make happy

Down to earth person

A vampire

Someone who makes me happy

3. Someone does something you don't like, you?

Kick their ass

Let it go

Tell them how they can stop

Tell someone

Bite them

Get angry

4. How do you link to spend your free time?

Designing your hair

Working out

Extreme Sports

Pranking people

Volunteering

Relaxing

5. Favourite animal?

Rat

Monkey

Lion

Elephant

Dog

Peacock

6. Someone asks you for directions, you?

Tell them they shouldn't be asking for directions they should be asking for your autograph

Bite them

Tell them where to go

Lead them to the place

Pick them up and throw them to their destination

Give them your keys to your car

7. Someone needs CPR, you?

Give it to them

Give it to them and then stay with them in the hospital

Bring them back to life by simply touching them

Bite Them

Let someone else do it and guide the ambulance when they get their by flexing your guns on top of the building

Go insane and panic

8. You get invited to a pool party but don't know how to swim, you?

Tan by the poolside

Bite the person who organized the party

Tell them you can't swim and won't be coming

Volunteer to be a lifeguard anyways

Bring strippers to the party to entertain yourself while everyone is swimming

Turn the water into ice by breathing on it so now it's a skating party

9. What is your favourite beverage?

Blood

Tequilla

Milk

Shirley Temple

Water

Raw egg yolk

10. Two guys confront you at a bar wanting to fight, you:

Get your buddy to fight them and then brag about how you won a bar fight to your other friends.

You smash your head against a wall until you bleed and then give them a death stare.

Take on both of them with both hands behind your back.

You whip out your gun and shoot them. Then bite their corpses.

You tell them you don't want to fight and didn't want to start any trouble.

Do the best you can by yourself.

11. You win your sports playoff game 2-0 you tweet the following:

Scored two goals today! #GOAT

Great team performance everyone!

Where's the party tonight? Want to celebrate our big win!

We need the same performance for next game boys!

We embarrassed those guys out there! Good win!

*something irrelevant, not relating to game*