Which Member Of The Wolfpack Are You?

1. How do you feel about cats?

We're a dog family.

Never had a cat do me wrong, so I'm inclined to let them CAT-ch a break!

I was a cat in a former life, maybe. That or an otter.

Did you know that it's coming back to Broadway? Already got tickets for it!

2. Finally, knowing who you think you are, who is the OTHER person in the Wolfpack you're secretly in love with?

Griffin. Our wedding would have chicken wings.

Sam. I'm gonna adopt him.

Connor. He's my little bird and I will protect him.

Jonathan. We're gonna win a Tony together.

3. What do you want to do when you graduate?

Not live in a cardboard box. That'd be nice.

Get out there and kill it.

Get a nice dog, marry a nice person, and have a nice life with both of them.

Travel the world.

4. You see a cutie in the bookstore; what do you do?

Go up and introduce myself; what's the worst that could happen?

Why is this relevant to me?

"Accidentally" cross paths with them a few times but never work up the courage to do anything but smile.

Do a sick spin, lean up against the bookshelf, and be all like, "Yo, 'sup?"

5. Which TV boss do you most identify with?

I am Liz Lemon, now and forever.

Oprah.

Ron Ulysses Swanson. Meat.

Daenerys. I am the dragon boss.

6. What is the one thing that you would bring to a desert island?

A boat...

My banjo. I'd be dope at the banjo by the time that I got rescued.

A notebook to write in.

Another 's', because then it'd be a dessert island, which is delicious.

7. What is your theme song?

WELL I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

TEN PERCENT LUCK TWENTY PERCENT SKILL FIFTEEN PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL

TU VUÓ FÀ L'AMERICANO, MERICANO, MERICANO

Hello, Darkness, my old friend...

8. What is your drink of choice?

One glass of wine.

A sangria that somebody else bought me.

How about you slow down a little bit, okay, pal?

I'm saving all of my money to turn my dorm room into a ball pit.

9. You're alone with your significant other back at your place and the power goes out. What do you do?

We don't need lights.

My significant other is Netflix, so I guess my significant other just died. Awesome.

I bought candles the day we started dating!

Why are my roommates not there?? I told 'em to keep me accountable!! CURSE MY SEXUAL PROWESS!!!

10. You just received an anonymous dick pic. What do you respond with?

Um... Okay?

4/10.

Lol okay man

Pass.

11. How are you most likely to spend a Friday night?

Walking through the city by myself, taking in the night.

Rewatching a TV show on Netflix and tweeting my emotions about it.

Reading or partying. There is no in between.

Taking a friend on a surprise date!

12. Who would play you in a movie of your life?

Stanley Tucci. I would fight for Stanley Tucci.

Again, Daniel Day-Lewis. You got lazy while writing this quiz, pal.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt? I count as a renaissance man, right?

Brando again. Brando forever and always.

13. Which dog breed are you?

Boxer, but with the street cred of a bulldog.

All of them. All the dogs.

A fluffy ol' rescue!

Golden retriever.

14. Who is your ideal movie co-star?

MARLON BRANDO

Daniel Day-Lewis, all the way.

Meryl Streep. Meryl. Streep.

Tom Hanks, specifically playing my father.

15. Your alarm didn't go off and you're late for class! What do you do?

I had class today?

No point stressing; I basically already missed the first class. I'll just be on time for my second one.

THREE MINUTE SHOWER LET'S GO YOU CAN DO THIS

I only had two classes today, anyway; let's just commit to a mental health day.

16. Your crush just said that they like you back! What do you do?

Lol sure

Smile to myself about it until I remember to actually respond to that text from them.

Take them right out to dinner!

The work is my crush, and she will never love me as much as I love her.

17. Your friend's birthday is coming up! What's their gift going to be?

A heartfelt "happy birthday". I'm terrible at picking gifts.

A nice dinner, on me!

;)

I got us tickets to their favorite show!

18. Which of the Avengers are you?

Oof, how many are there now? I never saw the newest movie... Did somebody die?

Tony Stark. Definitely.

Mark Ruffalo, man. Mark Ruffalo.

I wish I was Captain America right NOW.

19. It's lunchtime! What are you going to eat?

Italian food. Always Italian food.

Whatever will keep me going for the rest of the day!

CHIPOTLE

I think I'll stick to a salad today.

20. Who is your favorite Jonas Brother and why?

Nick Jonas, because I respect the new direction that he's trying to take as an artist.

I'VE BEEN TO THE YEAR THREE THOUSAND

Wow. TBT to "Jonas".

I remember the little guy? Frankie? I'm all for that little dude!