Which Member Of The Wolfpack Are You?
Four wolves named Connor, Griffin, Sam, and Jonathan are living in a den together next year, and now it's time for you to find out which wolf you are!
- 1.
How are you most likely to spend a Friday night?
- A.
Walking through the city by myself, taking in the night.
- B.
Rewatching a TV show on Netflix and tweeting my emotions about it.
- C.
Reading or partying. There is no in between.
- D.
Taking a friend on a surprise date!
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- 2.
Who is your favorite Jonas Brother and why?
- A.
Nick Jonas, because I respect the new direction that he's trying to take as an artist.
- B.
I'VE BEEN TO THE YEAR THREE THOUSAND
- C.
Wow. TBT to "Jonas".
- D.
I remember the little guy? Frankie? I'm all for that little dude!
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- 3.
It's lunchtime! What are you going to eat?
- A.
Italian food. Always Italian food.
- B.
Whatever will keep me going for the rest of the day!
- C.
CHIPOTLE
- D.
I think I'll stick to a salad today.
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- 4.
Which of the Avengers are you?
- A.
Oof, how many are there now? I never saw the newest movie... Did somebody die?
- B.
Tony Stark. Definitely.
- C.
Mark Ruffalo, man. Mark Ruffalo.
- D.
I wish I was Captain America right NOW.
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- 5.
Your friend's birthday is coming up! What's their gift going to be?
- A.
A heartfelt "happy birthday". I'm terrible at picking gifts.
- B.
A nice dinner, on me!
- C.
;)
- D.
I got us tickets to their favorite show!
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- 6.
Your crush just said that they like you back! What do you do?
- A.
Smile to myself about it until I remember to actually respond to that text from them.
- B.
Lol sure
- C.
Take them right out to dinner!
- D.
The work is my crush, and she will never love me as much as I love her.
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- 7.
Your alarm didn't go off and you're late for class! What do you do?
- A.
I had class today?
- B.
No point stressing; I basically already missed the first class. I'll just be on time for my second one.
- C.
THREE MINUTE SHOWER LET'S GO YOU CAN DO THIS
- D.
I only had two classes today, anyway; let's just commit to a mental health day.
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- 8.
Who is your ideal movie co-star?
- A.
MARLON BRANDO
- B.
Daniel Day-Lewis, all the way.
- C.
Meryl Streep. Meryl. Streep.
- D.
Tom Hanks, specifically playing my father.
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- 9.
Which dog breed are you?
- A.
Boxer, but with the street cred of a bulldog.
- B.
All of them. All the dogs.
- C.
A fluffy ol' rescue!
- D.
Golden retriever.
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- 10.
Who would play you in a movie of your life?
- A.
Stanley Tucci. I would fight for Stanley Tucci.
- B.
Again, Daniel Day-Lewis. You got lazy while writing this quiz, pal.
- C.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt? I count as a renaissance man, right?
- D.
Brando again. Brando forever and always.
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- 11.
How do you feel about cats?
- A.
We're a dog family.
- B.
Never had a cat do me wrong, so I'm inclined to let them CAT-ch a break!
- C.
I was a cat in a former life, maybe. That or an otter.
- D.
Did you know that it's coming back to Broadway? Already got tickets for it!
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- 12.
You just received an anonymous dick pic. What do you respond with?
- A.
Um... Okay?
- B.
4/10.
- C.
Lol okay man
- D.
Pass.
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- 13.
You're alone with your significant other back at your place and the power goes out. What do you do?
- A.
We don't need lights.
- B.
My significant other is Netflix, so I guess my significant other just died. Awesome.
- C.
I bought candles the day we started dating!
- D.
Why are my roommates not there?? I told 'em to keep me accountable!! CURSE MY SEXUAL PROWESS!!!
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- 14.
What is your drink of choice?
- A.
One glass of wine.
- B.
A sangria that somebody else bought me.
- C.
How about you slow down a little bit, okay, pal?
- D.
I'm saving all of my money to turn my dorm room into a ball pit.
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- 15.
What is your theme song?
- A.
WELL I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
- B.
TEN PERCENT LUCK TWENTY PERCENT SKILL FIFTEEN PERCENT CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL
- C.
TU VUÓ FÀ L'AMERICANO, MERICANO, MERICANO
- D.
Hello, Darkness, my old friend...
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- 16.
What is the one thing that you would bring to a desert island?
- A.
A boat...
- B.
My banjo. I'd be dope at the banjo by the time that I got rescued.
- C.
Another 's', because then it'd be a dessert island, which is delicious.
- D.
A notebook to write in.
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- 17.
Which TV boss do you most identify with?
- A.
I am Liz Lemon, now and forever.
- B.
Ron Ulysses Swanson. Meat.
- C.
Daenerys. I am the dragon boss.
- D.
Oprah.
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- 18.
You see a cutie in the bookstore; what do you do?
- A.
Go up and introduce myself; what's the worst that could happen?
- B.
Why is this relevant to me?
- C.
"Accidentally" cross paths with them a few times but never work up the courage to do anything but smile.
- D.
Do a sick spin, lean up against the bookshelf, and be all like, "Yo, 'sup?"
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- 19.
What do you want to do when you graduate?
- A.
Not live in a cardboard box. That'd be nice.
- B.
Get out there and kill it.
- C.
Get a nice dog, marry a nice person, and have a nice life with both of them.
- D.
Travel the world.
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- 20.
Finally, knowing who you think you are, who is the OTHER person in the Wolfpack you're secretly in love with?
- A.
Griffin. Our wedding would have chicken wings.
- B.
Sam. I'm gonna adopt him.
- C.
Connor. He's my little bird and I will protect him.
- D.
Jonathan. We're gonna win a Tony together.
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