Which Rat Are You?

12 Questions | Total Attempts: 127

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Rat Quizzes & Trivia

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You meet a stranger in a cafe. Do you:
    • A. 

      Try to rip off their arm

    • B. 

      Cram all your food into your mouth and run away

    • C. 

      Paw and hiss at them from a distance, but run away when they actually approach you

    • D. 

      Wait for them to approach you

  • 2. 
    You’re served a massive plate of food to share with a group of people. Do you:
    • A. 

      Cram as much in your mouth as possible and run off to horde it

    • B. 

      Run off to where your sibling is hording their food and move it on them

    • C. 

      Snatch a single piece as quickly as possible and retreat a corner to eat it

    • D. 

      Sniff the food for a minute or so before gently taking a single piece and half eating it, only to throw it on the ground.

  • 3. 
    Food should be kept:
    • A. 

      On the floor

    • B. 

      In your bed

    • C. 

      In the food dish

    • D. 

      Where you poop

  • 4. 
    Your sibling is sitting in a box near the edge of a cliff. Do you:
    • A. 

      Push the box and your sibling off the cliff

    • B. 

      Ignore your sibling and the box, opting to stare at your mom until she picks you up and cuddles you

    • C. 

      Ignore your sibling and the box, opting to attempt fighting a very large, frightening looking man nearby (who was otherwise leaving you alone)

    • D. 

      Climb in the box to see if they have food

  • 5. 
    What would you prefer in your mouth?
    • A. 

      Wood

    • B. 

      Cardboard

    • C. 

      Fabric

    • D. 

      Hard plastic

  • 6. 
    You sleep best:
    • A. 

      Curled up, with my sibling

    • B. 

      Blanket fort!

    • C. 

      In my food supplies

    • D. 

      In a filthy box crammed with literal shit and dirty tissues

  • 7. 
    Your mom pokes her hand into your room. You:
    • A. 

      Try to bite it off

    • B. 

      Stare at it, gently sniff it, and then stare at it some more.

    • C. 

      Groom it for an infinite length of time

    • D. 

      Groom it, but only until you decide you’d rather groom yourself

  • 8. 
    Oh no, you’re sick! How would you take your medicine?
    • A. 

      Straight out of the syringe

    • B. 

      Mixed into literally anything

    • C. 

      Only in peanut butter. Nothing else will suffice.

    • D. 

      While fighting your sibling for their dose as well as your own

  • 9. 
    During free range time, you’re most likely to be:
    • A. 

      Eating mom’s headphones

    • B. 

      Trying to explore the radiator and jump from high heights

    • C. 

      Peeing on mom’s dvd’s

    • D. 

      Cuddling with mom

  • 10. 
    A special treat is in your house, but only one. Do you:
    • A. 

      Take it from your sibling and run away, only to have them chase you and vice versa

    • B. 

      Fight your sibling for it

    • C. 

      Let your sibling beat you up and take it from you

    • D. 

      Ignore it all together. You don’t like that kind of treat.

  • 11. 
    Mom’s listening to that angry music again. Do you:
    • A. 

      Act indifferent

    • B. 

      Hide!

    • C. 

      Jump off the highest platform in your house and tackle your sibling in a fit of enthusiasm

    • D. 

      Poke your head up from your food for only a moment

  • 12. 
    A breeze is coming your way. Do you:
    • A. 

      Squint your eyes, but otherwise enjoy it

    • B. 

      Sniff the breeze inquisitively

    • C. 

      Move towards shelter

    • D. 

      FIGHT THE AIR