Which Zany Personality Do You Have?

1. The Olympics are in your city this year! Where do you spend the most time?

Hanging around the Olympic village is a great way to meet new people and experience new cultures!

Alerting the attendees of the shameless corporate marketing that is ruining the Olympics for everyone. Why can't people just have fun like they used to?

Watch the classic sports that were played thousands of years ago. It's amazing has this aspect of life as stayed the same as society evolved through the ages.

The women's beach volleyball. No doubt.

2. It's 2am and your fat Mexican neighbor is practicing their trumpet solo for their middle school musical. You can see them from their open window. How do you deal with it?

You notice your other jerk neighbor, that lawyer snob, is screaming his head off. You smile smugly and enjoy the music.

Put on some headphones and drown him out. It's a win-win.

He doesn't have a right to keep others up who actually have to work tomorrow. Call his mother and tell her to make him stop.

If it's 2am, he probably has a good reason. You don't want to end up looking self centered, and it's honestly not that bad of music.

3. You have three qualified applicants to fill a position at your office. It is your job to pick which one gets the job. How do you choose?

It would be too hard to turn two of them down. Hire them all!

They wouldn't mind if you passed it down to lower level of HR. No longer your problem!

All of them are fit the job? Go with your intuition, you can't be wrong.

It's obvious to you which one is in need of a job the most right now. Hire them!

4. Last One! A piece of bologna falls out of your sandwich onto the floor. What do you do?

Throw it away. It's gross and tainted!

Put it back in the sandwich. You've done it before and you're still alive.

Bologna in a YOUR sandwich? Yuk, must be a mistake. Leave it there.

Give it to your dog. No use wasting good food!

5. You buy a new Gameboy and it comes with an instruction manual. Do you need it?

Yes, you may learn something you hadn't expected.

Yes, it is important to understand its functions and limitations.

No, reading is boring.

No, you already know how to use a Gameboy.

6. There's a hood rat riding off on your bike! He's got a pretty good head start, but you know the streets as well as he does. What do you do?

Stealing? My stuff? Oooh that little bastard is going to get a good curb stomping!

Eh. He's already almost gone. Besides, he probably has a knife.

I have a bike?

He can keep it for now... but when I see it again he'll be sorry he was born.

7. Comic Con is in town! You only have one ticket and they are now sold out. What do you do?

Go by yourself, maybe you'll meet someone similar there. Besides, your friends don't need to know what you really like.

When has one ticket ever stopped you and the crew? All hide out in the bathroom for two days prior and pass arounf the one ticket to get into events.

Comic Con is gay! Scalp your ticket to some nerd.

Better not go. You've heard bad stories of the scantly clad cosplayers and obnoxious neckbeards from your friends.

8. You take a girl on a date and when you get the check, she casually mentions that her ex always tipped 10% more than what you just did. How do you react?

Laugh and ignore her. Those pigs are already charging you an arm and a leg, they don't need any more.

Better increase it to appease her. You don't want to get her mad over something as silly as a few bucks.

This is a bad sign and an early red flag. Do it to shut her up and never talk to her again.

She's serious, isn't she? Tip in cash to show you mean it, but swipe the whole thing as you leave. If the staff is mad, they can take it up with her ex.

9. The year is 1692 and the police have just caught a witch! You are the judge. Which logic convinces you of her fate?

She's really hot, and promises anything if you free her.

The people want blood! Give it to them! She probably wasn't a saint anyways, if they hate her this much.

There's no proof. Let her free until she is proven to be satanic.

Release her. Are the colonists crazy? New England needs every colonist it can get in order to prosper, even if she is a little spooky.

10. It is 1930. Your bank goes under and you've lost all your money! What do you do to help yourself?

Stand up to the banks! You trusted them, and they owe you. You'll make them pay up!

You probably won't have had enough to buy a sandwich in your savings. Let it be. It's too much trouble.

Write your congressman and take it to Washington! This is an outrage and an insult to the American identity.

You force yourself to work 2 jobs to support your family. They need you, and the bank is already dead.

11. You see two hitchhikers in the rain. A beautiful woman and an old man who looks like he will die unless he gets to the hospital pronto. You only have two seats in the car, and you're in one of them. What do you do?

Give them your car. You're saving a life, and the babe promised you she'd return.

Give them your car. You can afford another, and they both need it far more than you do.

Drive past them. You'd probably blow it anyways. Someone else with a bigger car will come along, you reason.

Drive past them. Picking up hitchhikers is a good way to end up dead at the hands of a crazy hobo in disguise.