Explore Yourself! Personality Test

1. First question! Do you consider yourself handsome or maybe even super hot?

It doesn't matter, my personality wins anyone

Uh, no...

Would if help me to be a better warrior?!

OF COURSE, I'm the most good-looking person out there!

I DON'T CARE

2. If your best friend was close to being pierced by a huge spear that was flying towards him or her, what would you do?

Jump in front of him/her and get hit by the spear without reconsidering

Stand still and shake with fear while I hope for him/her to dodge

Get angry with the one who threw the spear and attack them instead of saving my friend

Probably try to do something from a distance, like shooting or throwing something at the spear

Laugh while they die in severe pain

3. You're going on a date for the first time, wooh! Where would you choose to go together?

Someplace quiet and peaceful where it's easy not to get caught when you have impulsive sex

Oh I don't know, the other one can choose...

I don't go on dates since I'm busy with more important stuff

A bar or a nice restaurant, as long as there's liquor!

My tent where I can rape that bitch

4. What food are you fond of?

Chocolate, oh I love it!

I like fruit!

I eat what is given to me, I don't have a favorite kind

Anything that I cook myself!

FLESH AND BLOOD

5. Somebody comes up to you and want to ask for directions, what do you do?

I would gladly help them, of course!

Try to avoid them and continue walking to where I was going

Tell them to leave me the fuck alone

Give them the wrong directions on purpose, because it could be fun

Hit them in the face

6. "I'm breaking up with you..."

*Cries and runs away*

Oh, I didn't even notice we were together?

Fuck you then!!

WHAT BITCH? Your loss!!!

NOBODY BREAKS UP WITH ME, DIE!!!

7. What clothing do you prefer?

Comfortable and light

Tight and vintage

Suited for unpredicted battle

Fancy and colorful

STRAPS

8. What do you think about love?

It's great in all ways as long as you're being loved back

I don't really know, it's a tough question

No time for that!!

I love myself a lot!

IS IT DESTRUCTABLE?!

9. What kind of sexpartner are you? Don't be shy!

I'm definitely a top, and pretty variable when it comes to more mild or kinky stuff

N-NO, I WON'T TELL YOU THAT!! Pervert!

I'm a virgin... Seriously!... I AM.

I like to teach *blinkblink*

I WILL RAPE YOU IN MY TENT

10. Oh, you have a cute little maids dress on!

My legs looks so good in this!

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

H-how did you manage do undress me before you put this on?!

Mmm I look like a million dollars!

*Dress rips from me flexing*

11. Are you a good fighter?

I don't really like fighting, but I'm alright when I have to

Secretly I am!

I was born a fighter!!

Not very strong, but a fast one. You'd never notice a punch!

I AM THE BEST OF ALL!!!!!

12. Pick a weapon of choice, and tell me why you'd choose that specific one!

My foot, because there's less of a chance that it'd hit me instead of my opponent

A person to protect me, then I can do a sneak attack from behind him or her!

A huge knife is the best in all cases, nothing else.

My nails, because they are sharp and fierce!

FIRE, IT BURNS AND KILLS

13. Which one of these embarrassing cases ever happened to you, or at least somewhat:

Told someone I loved him/her, but only got silence as an answer and then ended up leaving the place full of anxiety

Sex got interrupted and eventually ended because I was too masochistic...

Woke up in my worst enemy's apartment, then puked because of this awful hangover, and also found out that my virginity was taken by this very idiot of a person!!...

Accidentally fucked a minor (and liked it)

Walked in on my older brother having sex with a man. More than once...

14. Do you watch porn by any chance?

I do, and it's the bomb

Never, it's disgusting

What is that...?

I am porn enough for me!

I FUCK

15. Knock knock...

I don't have a door..

WAIT, I'm not dressed!

Get off this property!!

Koo koo!!

THAT ISN'T FUNNY YOU PIECE OF SHIT *kills*

16. What do you think about kids?

I hate them, they're evil...

They can be okay if they're nice ones

Useless

Ohhh, so cute!!

If it's not mine I'll kill it