What Type Of Potato Are You?
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Have you ever wondered what kind of potato you would be if you were a potato rather than a human? Find out in this high-flying, death-defying, air-drying Quiz! It is a fun test designed for those who think their personality matches a potato type. You will enjoy picking options during the quiz. Go for it and have fun. Just make sure you choose the most suitable answer, as we have to evaluate your personality based on the options you pick. All the best to be a potato!
- 1.
Which of the following groups of people would you most like to eradicate completely?
- A.
Neo-Nazis
- B.
Rapists
- C.
People who enter their children and/or pets into beauty pageants
- D.
Hindus
- E.
Corrupt government officials
- F.
Cis men
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- 2.
Which woodwind instrument would you most like to play professionally?
- A.
Flute
- B.
Clarinet
- C.
Oboe
- D.
Bassoon
- E.
Piccolo
- F.
Saxophone
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- 3.
Which article of clothing do you most enjoy the act of putting on?
- A.
Pants
- B.
Jacket
- C.
Bra
- D.
Spats
- E.
Fedora
- F.
Glasses
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- 4.
Which Negro League Baseball team do you most closely identify with?
- A.
Detroit Stars
- B.
Chatanooga Choo-Choos
- C.
Zulu Cannibal Giants
- D.
Atlanta Black Crackers
- E.
Ethiopian Clowns
- F.
Tennessee Rats
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- 5.
Do you frequently experience shame while masturbating?
- A.
Yes, intentionally
- B.
Yes, unintentionally
- C.
No, only occasionally.
- D.
No, never
- E.
I always feel shame regardless of whether or not I'm masturbating.
- F.
I don't masturbate.
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- 6.
Which of the following would you most closely consider to be your Spirit Plant?
- A.
Weeping Willow
- B.
Venus Flytrap
- C.
Apple Tree
- D.
Lily of the Valley
- E.
Crabgrass
- F.
Korean Rock Fern
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- 7.
At what age did your most cherished childhood memories take place?
- A.
0 - 4
- B.
5 - 7
- C.
8 - 10
- D.
11 - 13
- E.
14 - 17
- F.
17 - 18
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- 8.
What is your favorite pasta from the choices listed?
- A.
Spaghetti
- B.
Rigatoni
- C.
Fettucini
- D.
Ravioli
- E.
Lasagna
- F.
Tortellini
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- 9.
Which from the following list would you most closely consider your favorite color?
- A.
White
- B.
Yellow
- C.
Blue
- D.
Red
- E.
Purple
- F.
Green
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- 10.
Which of the following most closely describes your romantic orientation?
- A.
Aromantic
- B.
Heteroromantic
- C.
Homoromantic
- D.
Biromantic
- E.
Panromantic
- F.
Questioning
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- 11.
Which type of vegetarianism do you find most sensible?
- A.
Veganism
- B.
Lacto Vegetarianism
- C.
Lacto-ovo Vegetarianism
- D.
Pollotarianism
- E.
Pescatarianism
- F.
Flexitarianism
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- 12.
Which crime would you most like to commit if you knew you could get away with it?
- A.
Public indecency
- B.
First-degree murder
- C.
Jaywalking
- D.
Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor
- E.
Insider stock trading
- F.
Substance Abuse
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- 13.
Which religion do you find to have the most ethical practices of the choices listed?
- A.
Christianity
- B.
Buddhism
- C.
Islam
- D.
Hinduism
- E.
Wiccanism
- F.
Shintoism
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- 14.
Which 2016 United States Democratic Party candidate do you find the most appealing?
- A.
Bernie Sanders
- B.
Lincoln Chafee
- C.
Martin O'Malley
- D.
Hilary Clinton
- E.
Jim Webb
- F.
Jeff Boss
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- 15.
Which of the following is your least favorite household chore?
- A.
Laundry
- B.
Dishes
- C.
Mowing
- D.
Garbage
- E.
Vacuuming floors
- F.
Filling out tax forms
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- 16.
Which character from "Welcome Back, Kotter" do you consider most relatable?
- A.
Mr. Kotter
- B.
Principal Woodman
- C.
Vinnie Barbarino
- D.
Horshack
- E.
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
- F.
Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein
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- 17.
Which of the following causes do you feel guiltiest for not contributing more toward?
- A.
Disaster relief funding
- B.
Animal shelters
- C.
Chronic disease research
- D.
Mental health clinics
- E.
Aid for underprivileged youth
- F.
Religious organizations
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- 18.
If you could have seen where you were now five years ago, how would your past self most closely feel about your current self?
- A.
Embarrassed
- B.
Repulsed
- C.
Ecstatic
- D.
Dumbfounded
- E.
Melancholy
- F.
Relieved
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- 19.
Which track from Dark Side of the Moon do you consider the most depressing?
- A.
Breathe
- B.
Time
- C.
Money
- D.
Us and Them
- E.
Brain Damage
- F.
Eclipse
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- 20.
Which group of sexual deviants does you most feel mainstream society is too harsh toward?
- A.
Foot fetishists
- B.
Balloon fetishists
- C.
Vore fetishists
- D.
Furries
- E.
Necrophiliacs
- F.
Pedophiles
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- 21.
Which type of hernia do you consider yourself most likely to receive?
- A.
Inguinal
- B.
Femoral
- C.
Umbilical
- D.
Incisional
- E.
Epigastric
- F.
Hiatal
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- 22.
Which of the following Pokemon would you most like to be best friends with?
- A.
Giratina
- B.
Tangela
- C.
Jigglypuff
- D.
Zubat
- E.
Ditto
- F.
Cubone
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- 23.
Of your family members in the following categories, which group contains the family member you find most physically attractive?
- A.
A parent
- B.
A sibling
- C.
A grandparent
- D.
A parent's sibling
- E.
A cousin
- F.
I do not have any of the above family members.
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- 24.
Which of the following stances on marriage most closely mirrors your own?
- A.
Marriage should be between a man and a woman.
- B.
Marriage should be between any two people as long as they love each other.
- C.
Marriage should be between any two people who knowingly consent, regardless of reasons.
- D.
Marriage should be between any number of people who knowingly consent.
- E.
The government should not provide benefits that differ between single and married people.
- F.
Marriage should not exist at all.
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- 25.
Which of the following are you most likely to do at some point in your life?
- A.
Eat an entire human
- B.
Inject human urine directly into your bloodstream
- C.
Become a serial sex offender
- D.
Strangle your best friend while they sleep
- E.
Systematically oppress thousands of people and influence lawmakers to have them put in prison if they speak out against you.
- F.
Crucify a false messiah
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