When I damn well feel like it!
When I gained a level.
When I hear "the bell".
When I'm trying to force one of my friends to say "dong".
Hold on for a bit, I have to eat, but I'll be back on in a little while.
You all suck, I'm Gary the Great, level 33 trainer of barbaric broad swords!
Men are from Mars and uber dorks are from Spazmatron.
One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them...."
Lazy Fat Guys.
Looking For Girls.
Loading Female Genetalia.
Licking Fur Gauntlets.
Looking For Group.
A computer controlled monster.
A Messenger of Baelthezar.
An angry group of people intent on doing me harm.
A Mail Order Bride.
Magical Orb of Burning.
Little Asian Girl.
Ladies Against Gamers.
Love of All Games.
A loss of synchronization between the client and the server, causing delayed reactions and frequent deaths in the game world.
League of Amazing Guys.
A cross between a nitwit and a boob.
A special boss monster that has higher than average stats.
A new player.
A veteran player.
A character who is too powerful to enjoy the game any further.
Planting fruits and vegetables in-game to sell to other players.
A person who has a very slow internet connection, who is probably connecting from a farm.
A character who has the best equipment possible, even though they should not have been able to get it on their own.
A person who spends most of their time in game killing in the same area to collect valuable items and gold to sell to other players.
A person who does not fight with a sword and shield, but rather a pitchfork.
An item worn on the head or face, usually covering one eye. Generally preferred by pirate characters.
A small plot of land with which players can build a house to store their items.
An update to the game client, which often requires extensive downtime of the server.
An in-game cheat used to repair items that have broken during battle.
A minigame you can play while you wait for your character to rest and get healthy enough for another fight.
40 - 80 hours
100 - 200 hours
200 - 500 hours
You can't beat an MMORPG