What's Your Apocalypse Personality?

1. Your have risked your health and your family's to get your groceries in the middle of an infected zone. Your neighbour, who's lazy and the only interaction you have with him are casual conversations deep as a bathtub... asks you to borrow 6 of the 18 eggs you just bought. What do you do?

I would give him the eggs, even if he's not my friend he has a family.

What eggs? I did not buy eggs.

I would tell him he's a p@ssy and a selfish little man for even asking for it.

I give him the 18 eggs, perhaps then he would like me more.

I explain to him that doing my groceries is the only controlled risk I allow myself to have and if I share my groceries that would mean I would add more risk to my family. Nevertheless I point him in the right direction regarding how and where to do his shopping.

2. BONUS QUESTION In an hypothetical fight to end the apocalypse between Lemmy and God, who would win?

Lemmy

God, but he would not fight anyway

No one wins in a fight

Trick question! Lemmy IS God

3. When was the last time you did something (big or small) good for someone who you think would never do the same for you?

Have never done it

Less than a month ago

Done it long ago, got hurt, never done that again

Between a month and a year ago.

4. Johny Despicable, who's been quite mean at work with you, calls to tell he's down and hints he's seeking for friendly support. What do you do?

You share your own sadness.... we're all gonna die!

You try to cheer him up and spend as much time as needed.

You share the physiological support phone line the government has.

You to tell him how sh@tty he has been with everybody in the past and that his personal life is not your or anyone's matter, hang up and go for a coffee

5. You are a PH.D. focused on botanic chemistry. Following the crisis, you start your research on possibles remedies which can be found in Mother Nature for this crisis. Suddenly you cross paths with a rare specimen whose characteristics would save people with particular components in their DNA, being Donald the only one running a real risk at this point. This will mean the extinction of such rare specimen (the plant I mean). What do you do?

No brainer... shut the F@ck up and save the plant :)

Save the plant and choke Donald

Save Donald, thinking all humans deserve to do our best to save them.

6. Have you done adjustments to deal with climate change?

Yes, and keep learning and doing

Not much really but I hate the F@ckers who deny it exists and I would kill them

I will not be here when happens and have bigger issues to deal with

I am at the forefront of the climate change initiatives

I will do whatever, but don't touch my car

7. You are walking your dog and you see an old lady, 50 meters away struggling to change a tyre. Social distancing rules forbid you to get closer Than 2 Mts from her and changing the tyre on your own would be a royal hassle. What do you do?

I will change the forking tyre and then ask for Groceries as compensation.

I walk away feeling so sad about the social distance they have imposed us.

I cheer from the other side of the street, Girl power!

I immediately call the local police so they can come and help the lady.

I tell her to stay in the car so in case I have the virus that will not harm her and change the tyre on my own.

8. Because of your project management skills and your know how on economics and general management you have been chosen to be part of a selected European group that will work on the aftermath of the crisis. In order to do so, government has secured a place for all the families of the task force to be safe and has relocated the group to an isolated island to focus on the job. You are allowed to choose one advisor to work alongside for a period of about 2 months, the forecasted timeline for the project. Who do you choose?

Barack Obama, because the world will need a strong and fair leader and who's better than the Commander in Chief himself.

Croatian President, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovíc, just because she can bring the "State" perspective.

Jason Momoa, because Aquaman can survive anything.

Donald, if everything's going to hell let's make it a Monty Python's movie

José Mujica, because the world will need a new paradigm of social responsibility and he's been championing all his life.

9. The president has said, in the latest update from the plague amongst us, the State will issue emergency bonds to increase the supply to hospitals with more material and to help those who are less fortunate such as small business owners and taxi drivers. He urged the population to invest and highlighted the role of the citizens in the recovery plan once this crisis is over. What do you do?

I would surely invest, if our country needs us we need to support.

I would put all my money on these bonds and urge others to do the same.

I do not trust any government, this or the last one so I am not gonna put money behind the idiots who brought us here.

10. Your neighbour, who's a pedantic new-rich divorced addicted to young ladies and owns a Mustang GT convertible, a V8 monster you've been dreaming about. He calls you to tell he's sick and if you could please take him to hospital with his car's top down so he does not pass the virus to you. What do you do?

Take the mustang and run, while u give him the finger (u know, the middle finger)

Race to the hospital, quickly drop him and race the mustang till the pistons blow

You take him in your own family car, Mustang's the top down could worse his condition, you can always protect yourself.

You call emergency services, it is not safe nor smart to get in the way of the national health service.

11. You are running the ER service tonight in Washington, almost out of resources, and you need to choose who to save and who to leave, unfortunately, at God's mercy. Suddenly, Donald comes to the service, he has better possibilities than the delightful old lady next in line, what do you do?

WTF am doing in ER, I need to get the hell out of here!

I choke Donald, put forward the lady and go for a coffee.

I burn the whole thing down... there's no point extending suffering.

Donald goes first. The law is the law and it needs to be followed.

12. You are fortunate to have masks and gloves to protect yourself when you need to go out, but you constantly see people at risk without protection material. What do you do?

I sure give everything I have and encourage others to do the same.

That's not my responsibility, the government should provide.

I feel bad for those people but acknowledge my incapacity to help.

13. When was the last time you hugged someone in distress whose not from your inner circle?

I don't do hugs.

Less than a month ago

Between a month and 12 months

It's been a while more than 12 months but have no issues with hugging.

I have too much on my plate to care for strangers.

14. You have the chance to help 1 family to overcome the apocalypse. You have three options:

1 of them belong to your country, share beliefs and belongs kinda the same social group.
1 of them share beliefs but are from a different culture and social group.
1 of them does not share beliefs nor culture.

Who do you help?

The one that's most in need or has the higher risk

The ones that look nicer and I could accept me as a friend.

It is a stupid question, it is the apocalypse, we are not gonna save anyone

15. You run a veterinarian hospital. Suddenly, Donald pops in breathless and clearly needing breathing aid. You can help but that would mean you need to unplug Donnie, the stray cat you saved yesterday. What do you do?

Human life prevails, I save Donald

Don't even bother the poor cat. But I would still choke Donald.

What's the point, we're all gonna die anyway.

Breathing device? I don't think I have one