I would give him the eggs, even if he's not my friend he has a family.
I explain to him that doing my groceries is the only controlled risk I allow myself to have and if I share my groceries that would mean I would add more risk to my family. Nevertheless I point him in the right direction regarding how and where to do his shopping.
What eggs? I did not buy eggs.
I would tell him he's a p@ssy and a selfish little man for even asking for it.
I give him the 18 eggs, perhaps then he would like me more.
You share your own sadness.... we're all gonna die!
You try to cheer him up and spend as much time as needed.
You to tell him how sh@tty he has been with everybody in the past and that his personal life is not your or anyone's matter, hang up and go for a coffee
You share the physiological support phone line the government has.
I will change the forking tyre and then ask for Groceries as compensation.
I walk away feeling so sad about the social distance they have imposed us.
I cheer from the other side of the street, Girl power!
I immediately call the local police so they can come and help the lady.
I tell her to stay in the car so in case I have the virus that will not harm her and change the tyre on my own.
I sure give everything I have and encourage others to do the same.
That's not my responsibility, the government should provide.
I feel bad for those people but acknowledge my incapacity to help.
I would surely invest, if our country needs us we need to support.
I would put all my money on these bonds and urge others to do the same.
I do not trust any government, this or the last one so I am not gonna put money behind the idiots who brought us here.
WTF am doing in ER, I need to get the hell out of here!
I choke Donald, put forward the lady and go for a coffee.
I burn the whole thing down... there's no point extending suffering.
Donald goes first. The law is the law and it needs to be followed.
Human life prevails, I save Donald
Don't even bother the poor cat. But I would still choke Donald.
What's the point, we're all gonna die anyway.
Breathing device? I don't think I have one
No brainer... shut the F@ck up and save the plant :)
Save the plant and choke Donald
Save Donald, thinking all humans deserve to do our best to save them.
Take the mustang and run, while u give him the finger (u know, the middle finger)
Race to the hospital, quickly drop him and race the mustang till the pistons blow
You take him in your own family car, Mustang's the top down could worse his condition, you can always protect yourself.
You call emergency services, it is not safe nor smart to get in the way of the national health service.
Jason Momoa, because Aquaman can survive anything.
Croatian President, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovíc, just because she can bring the "State" perspective.
Barack Obama, because the world will need a strong and fair leader and who's better than the Commander in Chief himself.
Donald, if everything's going to hell let's make it a Monty Python's movie
José Mujica, because the world will need a new paradigm of social responsibility and he's been championing all his life.
Less than a month ago
Between a month and 12 months
It's been a while more than 12 months but have no issues with hugging.
I don't do hugs.
I have too much on my plate to care for strangers.
Have never done it
Done it long ago, got hurt, never done that again
Less than a month ago
Between a month and a year ago.
Yes, and keep learning and doing
Not much really but I hate the F@ckers who deny it exists and I would kill them
I will not be here when happens and have bigger issues to deal with
I am at the forefront of the climate change initiatives
I will do whatever, but don't touch my car
The one that's most in need or has the higher risk
The ones that look nicer and I could accept me as a friend.
It is a stupid question, it is the apocalypse, we are not gonna save anyone
God, but he would not fight anyway
No one wins in a fight
Trick question! Lemmy IS God
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