La Criox, we have standards
As many multivitamins as humanly possible. You never know what the night will bring, better be prepared!
Obviously a rotisserie chicken, nobody else will bring something so original and unexpected.
A flask of blood from the spirit realm, just in case the designated driver decides to leave you after you throw a tantrum when they try and coax you home. If you're waking up with no recollection of how you got to where you are, at least you know they're just as lost in the underworld as you are at this damn party.
Laser Tag, we black out the entire school, choose two teams, and not let anyone out until everyone has been shot or their morals ripped from their brains. Truly a bonding experience! The ultimate battle royale!
An art class, but instead of drawing bottles and shit we dive deep into the ancient art of MILFS.
We all recreate the setting of the German Conquest in Europe, 1939-1942
We hold a hunt, whoever can catch Seth the fastest gets to bone the principal
Detention is turned into a rave so intense, people loose their shit and eat each other.
The delicate science behind anime
The revolutionary moment in your life, where you come home, look at your dad, and realize you could pound the shit out of this guy.
Accidentally sending your weird teacher fetish to your mother over text
Make a wish foundation
The coming of age, where you grow up and use cocaine instead of coffee, like a big kid.
Adopt a child, perform a blood ritual that forces him to surrender his body to you, take the body to use as a vessel, and be amazed because you have new genitals!
Do as many drugs as you can without dying early, and steal an airplane from the airport, and drive it on the highway. What are they supposed to do, pull you over?
Impregnate as many people as possible as the ultimate flex.
Invent the cure to cancer, release the information to the world that you can save millions of lives due to your new wonder drug, and then snort it before anyone else can use it.
Steal the 30,000 dollar whiskey from Costco, and inject it through your arms.
A gallon of mustard and pancake mix
Viagra and a 24 pack of eggs
Ground beef and fondue chocolate
A toilet cleaner and lube
Rat poison and Kid’s Cuisine™