You tryhard games all day long and occasionally shout raging.
You finally can get to your mums drugs, drug yourself and let "the flow take you".
You invite your girlfriend to your place, it's time to have some fun ;)
You are playing offline games, as your friends "aren't gonna play with you anyways".
You watch series all day long, as you would probably just get mad from your friends.
You watch memes and send them to your friends, making their day.
You finally have some time for yourself and to make your look more likeable.
Something that has anything to do with racing cars
My mother wouldn't let me watch TV.
Movie? I'm watching some dope series my guy.
The same series all over again
I tried committing suicide, but I was so high on drugs, I failed.
I broke my arm from hitting my desk too hard.
Gypsies from my neighborhood beat me up.
I went in a fight alone, I lost to a skinny boi.
I fell off my bike, while going 100 km/h.
Who cares? I get a chance to meet Alpar's mother!
I have a girlfriend.
My partner slowly learns to suck really good.
My tinder is blowing up.
The woman under my bed is making squeaky noises.
As long as a bitch has drugs, I'm down.
I have 3 crushes, I just am not sure how to approach..
Did you know that fapping 3 times a day will make you resist more in bed?
A turtle (a really old one)
A Hen. An aggressive one.
A funny sloth.