What Type Of Goose Are You?

6 Questions | Total Attempts: 743

What Type Of Goose Are You? - Quiz


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You’re on top of Dana Porter singing your morning honk song. Do you:
    • A. 

      Look around to see who can join for a soulful duet

    • B. 

      Sing louder and with more angst so humans will be sure to hear you

    • C. 

      Walk with swagger across the ledge as you sing

    • D. 

      Get distracted by a tasty looking sandwich lying on the ground

    • E. 

      Incorporate poignant statements about activism in your song

    • F. 

      Stop singing and start telling jokes instead

  • 2. 
    There is a new crop of goslings on campus. Do you:
    • A. 

      Show them all the best places to get food on campus

    • B. 

      Educate them on the importance of hissing to get your way

    • C. 

      That it is important to appreciate all the wildlife on campus

    • D. 

      Show them how to walk and shake your tail feathers at the same time

    • E. 

      Take them to the campus pharmacy to get some black eyeliner

    • F. 

      Show them your favourite prank to pull on other geese

  • 3. 
    Your ideal day is spent:
    • A. 

      Finding tasty scraps of food on campus and turning it into a chef’s masterpiece

    • B. 

      Honking as loud as you can from on top of buildings

    • C. 

      Fighting for all species rights

    • D. 

      Chasing humans, but then at the last minute walking away just to psych them out

    • E. 

      Listening to some goth rock music in the shade

    • F. 

      Strutting across campus, giving your pals goose bumps as you pass

  • 4. 
    Your favourite movie features
    • A. 

      Heartbreak, drama, and sob-inducing musical scores

    • B. 

      A funny duo and physical comedy

    • C. 

      A peaceful protest

    • D. 

      Strong female leads

    • E. 

      A cooking montage

    • F. 

      Spooky, romantic castles

  • 5. 
    Today you have a blind-date at Browsers Café. You decide to wear
    • A. 

      Combat boots

    • B. 

      Nothing. You cancel at the last minute.

    • C. 

      Black

    • D. 

      A t-shirt from your favourite gastro pub

    • E. 

      Red lipstick

    • F. 

      A top hat

  • 6. 
    Planning your dream vacation, you
    • A. 

      Spin a globe and wherever it lands is your destination

    • B. 

      Select a weekend trip to New York City to visit The Stonewall Inn

    • C. 

      Re-read Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations: Around the World on an Empty Stomach

    • D. 

      Book a flight to Transylvania

    • E. 

      Hate leaving the house and plan to stay in the basement playing video games

    • F. 

      Call your travel agent and book a singles cruise

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