Are You A Hann Or A Morthy?

1. When you're playing a game, you can be found...

On Steam or a console, where games should be played

In your mind, playing games there

Playing card games the old fashioned way

2. I would describe myself as...

A bit of both

Extroverted

Introverted

3. My biggest pet peeve is...

Egocentric people making quizzes about themselves

Whistling, chomping, weird mouth noises

People walking too slowly, getting in the way, stopping abruptly in front of you

4. Favourite thing to cook is...

Tacos, breakfast foods

Vegan meals, salads

Lasagnes, pizzas, Asian food

5. My favourite scents are

Mango, orange, or chocolate

Amber, mint, or the tears of my enemies

Axe deoderant, generic sprays

6. My thoughts on snap streaks

I enjoy getting them to 3 digits and then cruelly ending them

Once a snap streak reaches triple digits its for life, or else

Never pay any attention to them

7. My favorite subs to read are...

/r/relationships, /r/sex, /r/cringe

/r/makeupaddiction, /r/gonewild, /r/rupaulsdragrace

/r/askreddit, /r/funny

8. The first thing you do in the morning is...

Shower and get ready to be awesome

Open your snaps, not reply, and go back to sleep

Masturbate

9. You think sleep is...

Something one should only do at night

Something someone else does

Something for the whole day. Naps in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening!

10. Pumpkin spice is...

A gift to humanity

What's a pumpkin spice?

Disgusting

11. How do you prefer your coffee?

Icy, like your heart

Hot as hell

I don't like coffee

12. I indicate my anger in emoji form using...

😡😡😡

🔪 🔪 🔪

🔫🔫🔫

13. I'm most likely to betray my friend by...

Bitching about them behind their back

Consistently intentionally spelling their name wrong

Buying Goldfish to send to them, then eating them all

14. The best toppings on a pizza are...

Anything that isn't fucking pineapple

Jalapeno, pineapple

Salami, pepperoni, chicken, all the meats

15. Who is better looking?

Han and Morthy are equally beautiful, inside and out

Morthy, obviously

Hann, clearly

16. What are you most likely to be snacking on?

Doritos or cookies

Healthy vegetable sticks

Goldfish or cheezits

17. I fill my closet with...

Athleisure

Sweaters

Shoes

18. How do you keep your bod hot?

Biking & not owning a car

Sitting in the couch and hoping for the best like a potato

Attempting to jog & walking to the fridge

19. What are you favorite Netflix binges?

The Office, Greys Anatomy, Lost

Scrubs, Community, new Netflix originals

Documentaries, Nature series

20. What is your drink of choice?

Wine in a bath, whiskey, margaritas

Shower beers, whiskey, exquisite cocktails like Long Island Ice Teas

I don't like to drink