Are You A Hann Or A Morthy?
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- 1.How do you prefer your coffee?
- A.
Icy, like your heart
- B.
Hot as hell
- C.
I don't like coffee
- 2.What is your drink of choice?
- A.
Wine in a bath, whiskey, margaritas
- B.
Shower beers, whiskey, exquisite cocktails like Long Island Ice Teas
- C.
I don't like to drink
- 3.What are you favorite Netflix binges?
- A.
The Office, Greys Anatomy, Lost
- B.
Scrubs, Community, new Netflix originals
- C.
Documentaries, Nature series
- 4.How do you keep your bod hot?
- A.
Attempting to jog & walking to the fridge
- B.
Biking & not owning a car
- C.
Sitting in the couch and hoping for the best like a potato
- 5.I fill my closet with...
- A.
Athleisure
- B.
Sweaters
- C.
Shoes
- 6.What are you most likely to be snacking on?
- A.
Goldfish or cheezits
- B.
Doritos or cookies
- C.
Healthy vegetable sticks
- 7.The best toppings on a pizza are...
- A.
Anything that isn't fucking pineapple
- B.
Salami, pepperoni, chicken, all the meats
- C.
Jalapeno, pineapple
- 8.I'm most likely to betray my friend by...
- A.
Bitching about them behind their back
- B.
Buying Goldfish to send to them, then eating them all
- C.
Consistently intentionally spelling their name wrong
- 9.I indicate my anger in emoji form using...
- A.
😡😡😡
- B.
🔫🔫🔫
- C.
🔪 🔪 🔪
- 10.When you're playing a game, you can be found...
- A.
In your mind, playing games there
- B.
Playing card games the old fashioned way
- C.
On Steam or a console, where games should be played
- 11.Pumpkin spice is...
- A.
A gift to humanity
- B.
What's a pumpkin spice?
- C.
Disgusting
- 12.You think sleep is...
- A.
Something one should only do at night
- B.
Something someone else does
- C.
Something for the whole day. Naps in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening!
- 13.The first thing you do in the morning is...
- A.
Shower and get ready to be awesome
- B.
Masturbate
- C.
Open your snaps, not reply, and go back to sleep
- 14.My favorite subs to read are...
- A.
/r/relationships, /r/sex, /r/cringe
- B.
/r/makeupaddiction, /r/gonewild, /r/rupaulsdragrace
- C.
/r/askreddit, /r/funny
- 15.My thoughts on snap streaks
- A.
Once a snap streak reaches triple digits its for life, or else
- B.
I enjoy getting them to 3 digits and then cruelly ending them
- C.
Never pay any attention to them
- 16.My favourite scents are
- A.
Amber, mint, or the tears of my enemies
- B.
Mango, orange, or chocolate
- C.
Axe deoderant, generic sprays
- 17.Favourite thing to cook is...
- A.
Lasagnes, pizzas, Asian food
- B.
Tacos, breakfast foods
- C.
Vegan meals, salads
- 18.My biggest pet peeve is...
- A.
Whistling, chomping, weird mouth noises
- B.
Egocentric people making quizzes about themselves
- C.
People walking too slowly, getting in the way, stopping abruptly in front of you
- 19.I would describe myself as...
- A.
A bit of both
- B.
Extroverted
- C.
Introverted
- 20.Who is better looking?
- A.
Morthy, obviously
- B.
Han and Morthy are equally beautiful, inside and out
- C.
Hann, clearly
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