Are You A Hann Or A Morthy?

Wine in a bath, whiskey, margaritas

Shower beers, whiskey, exquisite cocktails like Long Island Ice Teas

I don't like to drink

The Office, Greys Anatomy, Lost

Scrubs, Community, new Netflix originals

Documentaries, Nature series

Attempting to jog & walking to the fridge

Biking & not owning a car

Sitting in the couch and hoping for the best like a potato

Athleisure

Sweaters

Shoes

Goldfish or cheezits

Doritos or cookies

Healthy vegetable sticks

Morthy, obviously

Han and Morthy are equally beautiful, inside and out

Hann, clearly

Anything that isn't fucking pineapple

Salami, pepperoni, chicken, all the meats

Jalapeno, pineapple

Bitching about them behind their back

Buying Goldfish to send to them, then eating them all

Consistently intentionally spelling their name wrong

😡😡😡

🔫🔫🔫

🔪 🔪 🔪

In your mind, playing games there

Playing card games the old fashioned way

On Steam or a console, where games should be played

A gift to humanity

What's a pumpkin spice?

Disgusting

Something one should only do at night

Something someone else does

Something for the whole day. Naps in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening!

Shower and get ready to be awesome

Masturbate

Open your snaps, not reply, and go back to sleep

/r/relationships, /r/sex, /r/cringe

/r/makeupaddiction, /r/gonewild, /r/rupaulsdragrace

/r/askreddit, /r/funny

Once a snap streak reaches triple digits its for life, or else

I enjoy getting them to 3 digits and then cruelly ending them

Never pay any attention to them

Amber, mint, or the tears of my enemies

Mango, orange, or chocolate

Axe deoderant, generic sprays

Lasagnes, pizzas, Asian food

Tacos, breakfast foods

Vegan meals, salads

Whistling, chomping, weird mouth noises

Egocentric people making quizzes about themselves

People walking too slowly, getting in the way, stopping abruptly in front of you

A bit of both

Extroverted

Introverted