You May Get
Stand up for her and put my reputation on the line.
Call her a slut
Tell her to make me a sandwich.
Wait for someone else to help her, and then approach her for help.
Get involved. She is not an object.
Try to make him behave properly.
Tell her you wished you could
Do it. A few hours won't kill you.
Tell her to take the bus.
Tell her to wait for you.
Shout bros before hoes
Say I understand.
Walk her there and sprint back to where you need to be
Throw her a can of mace and say tough luck.
Shrug and say, eh.
Drop her home. It is okay if I get late.
Call him stupid. Those things die in days.
Give him props for sacrificing something he could have kept for himself.
Ask him what she has done for him recently, and answer before he can speak with NOTHING.
Applaud him for doing something nice.
Tell her that I am busy.
Tell her that I can only help after finishing my task.
Help her instantly
Ask her the issue, and then see if I could help or not.
It is her problem.
I would observe. If she is feeling uncomfortable, then I will offer her my seat.
I will offer my seat.
I will get something girly.
I will arrange a surprise.
Why would I help her?
I would ask somebody else to help her.
I don't even know her.
I quickly go and help.
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