Stand up for her and put my reputation on the line
Call her a slut
Tell her to make me a sandwich
Get involved. She is not an object.
Tell her you wished you could
Do it. A few hours won't kill you.
Tell her to take the bus
Shout bros before hoes
Say I understand.
Walk her there and sprint back to where you need to be
Throw her a can of mace and say tough luck.
Shrug and say eh.
Call him stupid. Those things die in days.
Give him props for sacrificing something he could have kept for himself
Ask him what she has done for him recently, and answer before he can speak with NOTHING.