If You Were An Animal...

10 Questions
Animal Quizzes & Trivia

What animal would you be?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Your walking down the side walk and someone bumps into you. You...
    • A. 

      Smash them and shit on them.

    • B. 

      Do nothing

    • C. 

      Go up to them and ask them politely why they bumped into you, then after they respond, stab them to death.

    • D. 

      Assassinate them immediatley

    • E. 

      Beat them up then walk away

  • 2. 
    The Dominos Delivery guy accidentally came to your house with food, meant for someone else. You...
    • A. 

      Eat it immediatley

    • B. 

      Stare at them and wait till they walk away

    • C. 

      Take it

    • D. 

      Eat the delivery guy and leave the pizza behind

    • E. 

      Take the pizza and put it in your pocket.

  • 3. 
    Favorite color
    • A. 

      Brown

    • B. 

      Green

    • C. 

      Red

    • D. 

      Black

    • E. 

      Blue

  • 4. 
    Are you exciting and adventurous?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Sometimes

  • 5. 
    If you had to take a huge shit but the only bathroom nearby was a public restroom in a mall would you use it, or wait for an extra hour to get home?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I'd rather shit my pants

  • 6. 
    Your parental unit told you to stop playing Mario Kart and to go pull weeds.  You...
    • A. 

      You pull the weeds, but then eat them.

    • B. 

      Continue playing mario kart. But if they bother you one more time, you shit on them

    • C. 

      Kill them or atleast injure them.

    • D. 

      Do it without arguing, but poison they're food afterwards.

    • E. 

      Do it.

  • 7. 
    You were pulled over by the popo, you...
    • A. 

      Accept the ticket, but after they drive ahead of you, you snipe them out.

    • B. 

      Don't let them say a word. In other words kill them once they get to your window.

    • C. 

      Knock them out iwth a single punch and drive off.

    • D. 

      Eat them.

    • E. 

      Just stare at them and not say a word.

  • 8. 
    Your pen ran out of ink. You..
    • A. 

      Sulk

    • B. 

      Find a new pen

    • C. 

      Steal someone else's pen.

  • 9. 
    What genre of music do you like the most out of the ones listed below?
    • A. 

      Rock

    • B. 

      Rap

    • C. 

      Reggae

    • D. 

      Classic

    • E. 

      Heavy Metal

  • 10. 
    What is your favorite of clothing articles lsited below?
    • A. 

      T-Shirt

    • B. 

      Long Sleeve Shirt

    • C. 

      Hoodie

    • D. 

      Sweater

    • E. 

      Button down