If You Were An Animal...

10 Questions
Animal Quizzes & Trivia

When a person visualizes himself or herself as an animal they will by default choose the strongest in the animal kingdom and not the weakest. The quick test below is designed to show you which animal best describes you based on your personality. Give it a try and share what you get!

Sample Question

Your walking down the side walk and someone bumps into you. You...

Smash them and shit on them.

Do nothing

Go up to them and ask them politely why they bumped into you, then after they respond, stab them to death.

Assassinate them immediatley

Beat them up then walk away

Please wait...
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Your walking down the side walk and someone bumps into you. You...
    • A. 

      Smash them and shit on them.

    • B. 

      Do nothing

    • C. 

      Go up to them and ask them politely why they bumped into you, then after they respond, stab them to death.

    • D. 

      Assassinate them immediatley

    • E. 

      Beat them up then walk away

  • 2. 
    The Dominos Delivery guy accidentally came to your house with food, meant for someone else. You...
    • A. 

      Eat it immediatley

    • B. 

      Stare at them and wait till they walk away

    • C. 

      Take it

    • D. 

      Eat the delivery guy and leave the pizza behind

    • E. 

      Take the pizza and put it in your pocket.

  • 3. 
    Favorite color
    • A. 

      Brown

    • B. 

      Green

    • C. 

      Red

    • D. 

      Black

    • E. 

      Blue

  • 4. 
    Are you exciting and adventurous?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Sometimes

  • 5. 
    If you had to take a huge shit but the only bathroom nearby was a public restroom in a mall would you use it, or wait for an extra hour to get home?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I'd rather shit my pants

  • 6. 
    Your parental unit told you to stop playing Mario Kart and to go pull weeds.  You...
    • A. 

      You pull the weeds, but then eat them.

    • B. 

      Continue playing mario kart. But if they bother you one more time, you shit on them

    • C. 

      Kill them or atleast injure them.

    • D. 

      Do it without arguing, but poison they're food afterwards.

    • E. 

      Do it.

  • 7. 
    You were pulled over by the popo, you...
    • A. 

      Accept the ticket, but after they drive ahead of you, you snipe them out.

    • B. 

      Don't let them say a word. In other words kill them once they get to your window.

    • C. 

      Knock them out iwth a single punch and drive off.

    • D. 

      Eat them.

    • E. 

      Just stare at them and not say a word.

  • 8. 
    Your pen ran out of ink. You..
    • A. 

      Sulk

    • B. 

      Find a new pen

    • C. 

      Steal someone else's pen.

  • 9. 
    What genre of music do you like the most out of the ones listed below?
    • A. 

      Rock

    • B. 

      Rap

    • C. 

      Reggae

    • D. 

      Classic

    • E. 

      Heavy Metal

  • 10. 
    What is your favorite of clothing articles lsited below?
    • A. 

      T-Shirt

    • B. 

      Long Sleeve Shirt

    • C. 

      Hoodie

    • D. 

      Sweater

    • E. 

      Button down