How Well Do You Know Desandnate?

21 Questions | By TehSickUh | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 404

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1.

In 'Christmas Boners' Destery dances to rave music with what animal as his head?
- A.
  
  Duck.
- B.
  
  Moose.
- C.
  
  Squirrel.
2.

Des and Nate are brothers.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
3.

The difference between Scene and Emo is that Scene people..
- A.
  
  Don't cut themselves.
- B.
  
  Have bitchin' hair.
- C.
  
  Listen to better music.
4.

Destery's last name is..
- A.
  
  Brennan.
- B.
  
  Napalm.
- C.
  
  Smith.
- D.
  
  Moore.
5.

Which are titles of DesAndNate videos?
- A.
  
  School Nipples.
- B.
  
  Horses Suck.
- C.
  
  Valentines Love.
- D.
  
  Your Mom.
- E.
  
  Kissing Sandra Bullock.
- F.
  
  Obama's Nuthair.
- G.
  
  Halloween Farts.
- H.
  
  Wal-mart at Night.
6.

I swear to God, I will stab you in the jugular with a _______ ______ ______ ____.
7.

What's on Destery's christmas list?
- A.
  
  'YOUR MOM ON MY BED!'
- B.
  
  'YOU, LEGS SPREAD!'
- C.
  
  'GIVE ME HEAD!'
- D.
  
  'SEEING YOUR DOG DEAD!'
- E.
  
  'FUCKING TED!'
- F.
  
  'EATING LEAD!'
- G.
  
  'TED FUCKING NED'
- H.
  
  'SEX UNTIL I SEE RED!'
8.

"Harrassment, Destery, they can get you on harrassment."
- A.
  
  Well, then they better read up on their 'date-rape'.
- B.
  
  I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp! Vagina!
- C.
  
  Oh, sorry. I just couldn't stand how sexy you are. ;D
- D.
  
  Oh.. well, in that case, I wasn't talking to you.. I was talking to Squigee, the rainbow squid.
- E.
  
  Fuck you, I'll do what I want.
9.

Destery walks in a plastic surgeon's office to get..
- A.
  
  A boob job.
- B.
  
  A penis extension.
- C.
  
  A nipple extension.
- D.
  
  A butt enhancement.
10.

Hi, I'm ______ _______. Let's see.. I like chewing, eating spoons, but, mostly, I like to tie my balls to a stool and throw 'em against a wall."
- A.
  
  Nate Napalm.
- B.
  
  Bob the Builder.
- C.
  
  Destery.
- D.
  
  Cletus Dugumfree.
- E.
  
  Nicholas Cage.
11.

In 'School Nipples', Destery's shirt says..
- A.
  
  Music is my business.
- B.
  
  Music=life.
- C.
  
  I love music.
- D.
  
  Peace. Love. Music.
12.

When someone really annoying comes up to him, what does Destery say to get away?
- A.
  
  Oh, sorry, I have to go to class.
- B.
  
  Aw, hey, you know what? I really wanna hear your story, but I just ate a $3 burrito, and I've got to poop really bad. Really bad.
- C.
  
  Man, I forgot my binder in my backpack, I gotta go.
- D.
  
  NIPPLES.
13.

Tamone gets a jetpack and shoots off to the moon where he finds..
- A.
  
  Himself. :]
- B.
  
  A Muslim archer making salsa.
- C.
  
  An Islamic robin hood making chili.
- D.
  
  A Christian sniper baking a fuckin' cake.
14.

'9 1/2? 9 1/2!?! I am going to go ______________________________________. You made me do that because of this confusing title.'
- A.
  
  Kidnap your children and rape them, dressed up as Michael Jackson.
- B.
  
  Bring Star Wars to life as my life and join my father in the Dark Side.
- C.
  
  Stab you in the jugular with a freshly sliced orange peel.
- D.
  
  Make your mother scream my name in your bed while your dad's at work.
- E.
  
  Kill a magician, and where him as an outfit to go traveling to Hawaii.
- F.
  
  Climb in your windows, snatch your people up, so you need to hide your kid, hide your wife, and hide your husband. 'Cuz, they raping errbody out herr.
15.

What aisle do you find Hookers in walmart?
- A.
  
  Cupcake aisle.
- B.
  
  Used hardware.
- C.
  
  Toys.
16.

What's the worst fart excuse ever?
- A.
  
  Oh, man, it was my dog.
- B.
  
  Barking spider.
- C.
  
  The letter Q.
- D.
  
  Batman.
- E.
  
  Creaky floorboards.
17.

At night, what does the stale Wal-mart smell you're always used to turn into?
- A.
  
  Your mom's crotch.
- B.
  
  A barely concealed dead body.
- C.
  
  A tortured eagle penis.
18.

'Hello there. Can I help you find something?' 'OH GOD, no, thank you.'
- A.
  
  Well, too bad. 'Cuz TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!'
- B.
  
  We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts.
- C.
  
  Squirrels.
19.

Hi, my name is.. it's been forever since I've made a video. And the reason behind that is.. SWINE FLU! Haha, no, it's ______.
- A.
  
  Herpes.
- B.
  
  Gonorrhea
- C.
  
  I don't have any legs.
20.

What is Destery's very serious condition, that's very rare?
- A.
  
  He loves movies.
- B.
  
  His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
- C.
  
  He's got that boom-boom-pow.
21.

Who do you like more, Destery or Nathan?
- A.
  
  Destery, for sure!
- B.
  
  Nathan! He's awesome!!
- C.
  
  I love both of them equally. ^^
- D.
  
  To be honest, I've never watched DesAndNate, I just took this for the hell of it.