How Well Do You Know Desandnate?

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  • 1. 
    In 'Christmas Boners' Destery dances to rave music with what animal as his head?
    • A. 

      Duck.

    • B. 

      Moose.

    • C. 

      Squirrel.

  • 2. 
    Des and Nate are brothers.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 3. 
    The difference between Scene and Emo is that Scene people..
    • A. 

      Don't cut themselves.

    • B. 

      Have bitchin' hair.

    • C. 

      Listen to better music.

  • 4. 
    Destery's last name is..
    • A. 

      Brennan.

    • B. 

      Napalm.

    • C. 

      Smith.

    • D. 

      Moore.

  • 5. 
    Which are titles of DesAndNate videos?
    • A. 

      School Nipples.

    • B. 

      Horses Suck.

    • C. 

      Valentines Love.

    • D. 

      Your Mom.

    • E. 

      Kissing Sandra Bullock.

    • F. 

      Obama's Nuthair.

    • G. 

      Halloween Farts.

    • H. 

      Wal-mart at Night.

  • 6. 
    I swear to God, I will stab you in the jugular with a _______ ______ ______ ____.
  • 7. 
    What's on Destery's christmas list?
    • A. 

      'YOUR MOM ON MY BED!'

    • B. 

      'YOU, LEGS SPREAD!'

    • C. 

      'GIVE ME HEAD!'

    • D. 

      'SEEING YOUR DOG DEAD!'

    • E. 

      'FUCKING TED!'

    • F. 

      'EATING LEAD!'

    • G. 

      'TED FUCKING NED'

    • H. 

      'SEX UNTIL I SEE RED!'

  • 8. 
    "Harrassment, Destery, they can get you on harrassment."
    • A. 

      Well, then they better read up on their 'date-rape'.

    • B. 

      I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp! Vagina!

    • C. 

      Oh, sorry. I just couldn't stand how sexy you are. ;D

    • D. 

      Oh.. well, in that case, I wasn't talking to you.. I was talking to Squigee, the rainbow squid.

    • E. 

      Fuck you, I'll do what I want.

  • 9. 
    Destery walks in a plastic surgeon's office to get..
    • A. 

      A boob job.

    • B. 

      A penis extension.

    • C. 

      A nipple extension.

    • D. 

      A butt enhancement.

  • 10. 
    Hi, I'm ______ _______. Let's see.. I like chewing, eating spoons, but, mostly, I like to tie my balls to a stool and throw 'em against a wall."
    • A. 

      Nate Napalm.

    • B. 

      Bob the Builder.

    • C. 

      Destery.

    • D. 

      Cletus Dugumfree.

    • E. 

      Nicholas Cage.

  • 11. 
    In 'School Nipples', Destery's shirt says..
    • A. 

      Music is my business.

    • B. 

      Music=life.

    • C. 

      I love music.

    • D. 

      Peace. Love. Music.

  • 12. 
    When someone really annoying comes up to him, what does Destery say to get away?
    • A. 

      Oh, sorry, I have to go to class.

    • B. 

      Aw, hey, you know what? I really wanna hear your story, but I just ate a $3 burrito, and I've got to poop really bad. Really bad.

    • C. 

      Man, I forgot my binder in my backpack, I gotta go.

    • D. 

      NIPPLES.

  • 13. 
    Tamone gets a jetpack and shoots off to the moon where he finds..
    • A. 

      Himself. :]

    • B. 

      A Muslim archer making salsa.

    • C. 

      An Islamic robin hood making chili.

    • D. 

      A Christian sniper baking a fuckin' cake.

  • 14. 
    '9 1/2? 9 1/2!?! I am going to go ______________________________________. You made me do that because of this confusing title.'
    • A. 

      Kidnap your children and rape them, dressed up as Michael Jackson.

    • B. 

      Bring Star Wars to life as my life and join my father in the Dark Side.

    • C. 

      Stab you in the jugular with a freshly sliced orange peel.

    • D. 

      Make your mother scream my name in your bed while your dad's at work.

    • E. 

      Kill a magician, and where him as an outfit to go traveling to Hawaii.

    • F. 

      Climb in your windows, snatch your people up, so you need to hide your kid, hide your wife, and hide your husband. 'Cuz, they raping errbody out herr.

  • 15. 
    What aisle do you find Hookers in walmart?
    • A. 

      Cupcake aisle.

    • B. 

      Used hardware.

    • C. 

      Toys.

  • 16. 
    What's the worst fart excuse ever?
    • A. 

      Oh, man, it was my dog.

    • B. 

      Barking spider.

    • C. 

      The letter Q.

    • D. 

      Batman.

    • E. 

      Creaky floorboards.

  • 17. 
    At night, what does the stale Wal-mart smell you're always used to turn into?
    • A. 

      Your mom's crotch.

    • B. 

      A barely concealed dead body.

    • C. 

      A tortured eagle penis.

  • 18. 
    'Hello there. Can I help you find something?' 'OH GOD, no, thank you.'
    • A. 

      Well, too bad. 'Cuz TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!'

    • B. 

      We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts.

    • C. 

      Squirrels.

  • 19. 
    Hi, my name is.. it's been forever since I've made a video. And the reason behind that is.. SWINE FLU! Haha, no, it's ______.
    • A. 

      Herpes.

    • B. 

      Gonorrhea

    • C. 

      I don't have any legs.

  • 20. 
    What is Destery's very serious condition, that's very rare?
    • A. 

      He loves movies.

    • B. 

      His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

    • C. 

      He's got that boom-boom-pow.

  • 21. 
    Who do you like more, Destery or Nathan?
    • A. 

      Destery, for sure!

    • B. 

      Nathan! He's awesome!!

    • C. 

      I love both of them equally. ^^

    • D. 

      To be honest, I've never watched DesAndNate, I just took this for the hell of it.