People act indifferent towards you; some even avoid your gaze
People glance at you all the time; many stare with envy
Females check you out A LOT - flirtatiously
Some people do seem to give you extra attention
You're a special sort of genius
You deserve a better woman
You're a disappointment
You should be proud of yourself for a job well done
More than 10 minutes - form needs to follow exceptional content
10 minutes or so - those annoying metrosexuals other there really spoil my market
Less than 2 minutes probably - can't bear to look at myself too long
5 -10 minutes probably - I'm thorough but I'm also super efficient
You have that sort of effect on couples ALL THE TIME, even when they're not fighting
You often get cast the irresistible home wrecker role, for good obvious reasons
She needs an overt threat to teach him, you certainly fit that function well. You flirt back for fun.
She's hot, but you're not a fool and you'll let her know that you're not a sucker for drama
Are curious but walk on. You are late.
Move closer to give her a chance to detect your greatness
Strategically cut through the crowd like Moses; attempt eye contact with her
Walk on. You hate celebrity anything. All over-rated brats.
You are most likely the smartest one among your peers
You are the envy of everyone you know, except the few honest fans
You are the most eligible male in your circle, even if they don't openly admit it
You are the most moral and caring member of your clan, in spite of them
They conspire to keep out rare formidable challengers like me
They are far smarter and more disciplined than the stupid majority
Big social change takes time, faith, and perseverance
They are pure evil, they'll do anything. Anything.
Women are fundamentally shallow and materialistic, no matter how deep they pretend to be
My women are vain indeed, to please ME. I'm just lucky I guess.
Women advertise their body and beauty, men appraise and buy. Oldest game on earth.
Which woman or man isn't affected by ads. Hey I wish I were hotter too!
So she is not interested. Whatever.
Busy? Missed call? Not ready for anything serious? Who knows!
Girls playing hard to get with ME. Nothing new.
Time waster. Her hot friend shows more interest in me anyway.
Watching her reaction is always priceless
Why isn't anyone buying ME surprise gifts?
She's got me already
Get gifts like lingerie or girl on girl action! Lots of fun!