How Vain Are You? (For Males)

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How Vain Are You? (For Males) - Quiz

Light-hearted, fun test to grade your vanity level. No right or wrong answers - just choose the answer which resonates the most with you.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You walk down the main street during busy hour. Typically...
    • A. 

      People act indifferent towards you; some even avoid your gaze

    • B. 

      People glance at you all the time; many stare with envy

    • C. 

      Females check you out A LOT - flirtatiously

    • D. 

      Some people do seem to give you extra attention

  • 2. 
    Your mother (or mother figure) have said - in front of everyone
    • A. 

      You're a special sort of genius

    • B. 

      You deserve a better woman

    • C. 

      You're a disappointment

    • D. 

      You should be proud of yourself for a job well done

  • 3. 
    Before an important appointment, how long do you spend in front of the mirror before leaving home, including shaving, dressing up and hair styling?
    • A. 

      More than 10 minutes - form needs to follow exceptional content

    • B. 

      10 minutes or so - those annoying metrosexuals other there really spoil my market

    • C. 

      Less than 2 minutes probably - can't bear to look at myself too long

    • D. 

      5 -10 minutes probably - I'm thorough but I'm also super efficient

  • 4. 
    At a restaurant, a good-looking couple having heated argument near your table. The male half is broody and sulking. The female half is definitely smiling at you now - and making it very obvious. You reckon...
    • A. 

      You have that sort of effect on couples ALL THE TIME, even when they're not fighting

    • B. 

      You often get cast the irresistible home wrecker role, for good obvious reasons

    • C. 

      She needs an overt threat to teach him, you certainly fit that function well. You flirt back for fun.

    • D. 

      She's hot, but you're not a fool and you'll let her know that you're not a sucker for drama

  • 5. 
    You rush through town to catch an appointment. A celebrity supermodel spotted signing autograph, surrounded by a small crowd... You...
    • A. 

      Are curious but walk on. You are late.

    • B. 

      Move closer to give her a chance to detect your greatness

    • C. 

      Strategically cut through the crowd like Moses; attempt eye contact with her

    • D. 

      Walk on. You hate celebrity anything. All over-rated brats.

  • 6. 
    You know for a fact
    • A. 

      You are most likely the smartest one among your peers

    • B. 

      You are the envy of everyone you know, except the few honest fans

    • C. 

      You are the most eligible male in your circle, even if they don't openly admit it

    • D. 

      You are the most moral and caring member of your clan, in spite of them

  • 7. 
    In most cases, powerful people STAY powerful because
    • A. 

      They conspire to keep out rare formidable challengers like me

    • B. 

      They are far smarter and more disciplined than the stupid majority

    • C. 

      Big social change takes time, faith, and perseverance

    • D. 

      They are pure evil, they'll do anything. Anything.

  • 8. 
    Women spend excessive amount of resources on their looks...
    • A. 

      Women are fundamentally shallow and materialistic, no matter how deep they pretend to be

    • B. 

      My women are vain indeed, to please ME. I'm just lucky I guess.

    • C. 

      Women advertise their body and beauty, men appraise and buy. Oldest game on earth.

    • D. 

      Which woman or man isn't affected by ads. Hey I wish I were hotter too!

  • 9. 
    You both had lots of fun on the second date. A week later, she still hasn't called or texted or emailed...
    • A. 

      So she is not interested. Whatever.

    • B. 

      Busy? Missed call? Not ready for anything serious? Who knows!

    • C. 

      Girls playing hard to get with ME. Nothing new.

    • D. 

      Time waster. Her hot friend shows more interest in me anyway.

  • 10. 
    Giving surprise gift to the woman you really really like...
    • A. 

      Watching her reaction is always priceless

    • B. 

      Why isn't anyone buying ME surprise gifts?

    • C. 

      She's got me already

    • D. 

      Get gifts like lingerie or girl on girl action! Lots of fun!

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