How Vain Are You? (For Males)
Light-hearted, fun test to grade your vanity level. No right or wrong answers - just choose the answer which resonates the most with you.
- 1.
You walk down the main street during busy hour. Typically...- A.
People act indifferent towards you; some even avoid your gaze
- B.
People glance at you all the time; many stare with envy
- C.
Females check you out A LOT - flirtatiously
- D.
Some people do seem to give you extra attention
- 2.
Your mother (or mother figure) have said - in front of everyone
- A.
You're a special sort of genius
- B.
You deserve a better woman
- C.
You're a disappointment
- D.
You should be proud of yourself for a job well done
- 3.
Before an important appointment, how long do you spend in front of the mirror before leaving home, including shaving, dressing up and hair styling?
- A.
More than 10 minutes - form needs to follow exceptional content
- B.
10 minutes or so - those annoying metrosexuals other there really spoil my market
- C.
Less than 2 minutes probably - can't bear to look at myself too long
- D.
5 -10 minutes probably - I'm thorough but I'm also super efficient
- 4.
At a restaurant, a good-looking couple having heated argument near your table. The male half is broody and sulking. The female half is definitely smiling at you now - and making it very obvious. You reckon...
- A.
You have that sort of effect on couples ALL THE TIME, even when they're not fighting
- B.
You often get cast the irresistible home wrecker role, for good obvious reasons
- C.
She needs an overt threat to teach him, you certainly fit that function well. You flirt back for fun.
- D.
She's hot, but you're not a fool and you'll let her know that you're not a sucker for drama
- 5.
You rush through town to catch an appointment. A celebrity supermodel spotted signing autograph, surrounded by a small crowd... You...
- A.
Are curious but walk on. You are late.
- B.
Move closer to give her a chance to detect your greatness
- C.
Strategically cut through the crowd like Moses; attempt eye contact with her
- D.
Walk on. You hate celebrity anything. All over-rated brats.
- 6.
You know for a fact
- A.
You are most likely the smartest one among your peers
- B.
You are the envy of everyone you know, except the few honest fans
- C.
You are the most eligible male in your circle, even if they don't openly admit it
- D.
You are the most moral and caring member of your clan, in spite of them
- 7.
In most cases, powerful people STAY powerful because
- A.
They conspire to keep out rare formidable challengers like me
- B.
They are far smarter and more disciplined than the stupid majority
- C.
Big social change takes time, faith, and perseverance
- D.
They are pure evil, they'll do anything. Anything.
- 8.
Women spend excessive amount of resources on their looks...
- A.
Women are fundamentally shallow and materialistic, no matter how deep they pretend to be
- B.
My women are vain indeed, to please ME. I'm just lucky I guess.
- C.
Women advertise their body and beauty, men appraise and buy. Oldest game on earth.
- D.
Which woman or man isn't affected by ads. Hey I wish I were hotter too!
- 9.
You both had lots of fun on the second date. A week later, she still hasn't called or texted or emailed...
- A.
So she is not interested. Whatever.
- B.
Busy? Missed call? Not ready for anything serious? Who knows!
- C.
Girls playing hard to get with ME. Nothing new.
- D.
Time waster. Her hot friend shows more interest in me anyway.
- 10.
Giving surprise gift to the woman you really really like...
- A.
Watching her reaction is always priceless
- B.
Why isn't anyone buying ME surprise gifts?
- C.
She's got me already
- D.
Get gifts like lingerie or girl on girl action! Lots of fun!
Questions: 5 | Attempts: 65 | Last updated: Mar 19, 2022
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