How Intense Are You?

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How Intense Are You?

Ever wonder how your intensity stacks up against other people? Just unsure of exactly how intense you appear? Are you having trouble functioning at work or school due to intensity anxiety? Take this intense and fun quiz to find out just how intense you really are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    I watch horror films
    • A. 

      All the fucking time. Several times a week. I can't get enough of them. They are so fucking intense and I love them!!!

    • B. 

      Often. Once a week or sometimes more. I like horror films but am not in love with them.

    • C. 

      Sometimes. They are alright, but I like other types of movies more.

    • D. 

      Never. I hate horror films as they are too intense.

  • 2. 
    My favorite style of heavy metal is
    • A. 

      ANYTHING THAT HAS SCREAMING & GROWLING VOCALS, EPIC CHORUSES, SWEET GUITAR SOLOS, DOUBLE BASS DRUMS, OR HOT CHICKS RIDING DRAGONS ON THE COVER!!! INTENSE!!!

    • B. 

      Old Metallica ( pre-Black Album ), Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, or other like classic metal.

    • C. 

      I like some metal on the radio

    • D. 

      I don't like heavy metal. It is too intense.

  • 3. 
    At sporting events, I generally
    • A. 

      Drink til I can't feel feeling anymore, scream at opposing fans for being pussies, try to get into at least one fight, and scream til I'm hoarse.

    • B. 

      Scream a lot, yell at the refs, drink some beers, have a good time, and probably piss off a few people near me due to my intensity.

    • C. 

      Clap and cheer when the crowd gets loud, and I might have a beer.

    • D. 

      Sit quietly in my seat, try not to piss anyone off, and stay completely sober.

  • 4. 
    I swear
    • A. 

      Almost every fucking time I speak.

    • B. 

      As often as hell.

    • C. 

      When it's appropriate

    • D. 

      Never

  • 5. 
    When I have sex, I
    • A. 

      Take it to the fucking limit baby! No looking back! No regrets! I unleash the inner animal inside me and make my lover scream!!!

    • B. 

      Scream, just to piss people off around me.

    • C. 

      Have fun, and occasionally try something new.

    • D. 

      Try not to make too much noise, as I don't want to get embarrassed.

  • 6. 
    Joel Przybilla is
    • A. 

      My favorite person in the universe.

    • B. 

      A fucking blazer legend.

    • C. 

      A swell guy.

    • D. 

      Who?

  • 7. 
    The last time someone made fun of me, I
    • A. 

      Cut their fucking face off, fed it to their dog, then made them watch their dog throw their face up, then blended it, and fed it to them intravenously.

    • B. 

      Humiliated them and made them cry.

    • C. 

      Made them feel silly with a witty and intense come-back.

    • D. 

      Sat there like a little baby and cried about it.

  • 8. 
    Dogs are
    • A. 

      Awesome!!!!

    • B. 

      Great pets.

    • C. 

      Alright.

    • D. 

      Not for me. They are too messy and intense.

  • 9. 
    The best weapon for slicing a motherfucker in half is
    • A. 

      A battle axe.

    • B. 

      A sword.

    • C. 

      A laser.

    • D. 

      ...I don't like this question.

  • 10. 
    If I was supreme ruler of the world, I would
    • A. 

      Clone dinosaurs so I could ride them with shoulder-mounted laser cannons.

    • B. 

      Make a palace made of gold that had orgies every night.

    • C. 

      Bring back muscle cars.

    • D. 

      End all wars and feed the poor.

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