How Insane Are You?

21 Questions | Total Attempts: 664

Insane Quizzes & Trivia

How insane are you really? Do you need to see a doctor?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are any of your heroes pedophiles, rapists, scientists, or mathematicians?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    Are any of your heroes fictional/animated?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 3. 
    Do you often find yourself twitching, pacing about rooms, or rubbing your arms, legs, stomach, forehead, or hands?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 4. 
    Do you have an irrational fear of any harmless animal, sound, feeling, or taste?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 5. 
    Do you find yourself much smarter than your peers? Do you consider yourself a higher being/god/goddess?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 6. 
    When do you go to sleep, compared to your peers?
    • A. 

      About the same time

    • B. 

      Long after the mortals rest their eyes.

  • 7. 
    Do small actions, repeated over a long stretch of time, annoy you?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No....

  • 8. 
    Have you been called insane by a doctor/relative?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 9. 
    Do you wake up in a different room/country than you fell  asleep in?
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Yes

  • 10. 
    Do small children often look at you and begin to cry?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No...

  • 11. 
    Do you own a machete? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 12. 
    How many imaginary friends do you have?
    • A. 

      Um. None.

    • B. 

      1-30

    • C. 

      31+

  • 13. 
    Do small things annoy you, for instance spelling errors, uneven numbers, or books not in straight lines?
    • A. 

      Why would they?

    • B. 

      Yes.

  • 14. 
    Do you spend long periods of time memorizing phone numbers, addresses, zip codes, or email addresses?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No.

  • 15. 
    Do you live in South Dakota?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 16. 
    Have you ever dreamt you killed a large amount of people and woken up laughing?
    • A. 

      Uh. no.

    • B. 

      Yes.

  • 17. 
    Have you ever had elaborate discussions with  inanimate objects yourself a body part of yourself a body part of someone else a dead animal
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 18. 
    Do you often attempt to bite people when they aren't looking at you?
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Yes

  • 19. 
    Do you count things (door knobs, rice, bowls, ants, sand), because if you don't, you will have a nervous breakdown?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 20. 
    How many people have you killed thus far into the quiz?
    • A. 

      Wait....we were supposed to keep track? Damn.

    • B. 

      I don't understand.

    • C. 

      Why? Are they coming?

    • D. 

      No

  • 21. 
    Does the number 21 bother you, particularly? 
    • A. 

      Nope.

    • B. 

      Yes....

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