1.
Are any of your heroes pedophiles, rapists, scientists, or mathematicians?
2.
Are any of your heroes fictional/animated?
3.
Do you often find yourself twitching, pacing about rooms, or rubbing your arms, legs, stomach, forehead, or hands?
4.
Do you have an irrational fear of any harmless animal, sound, feeling, or taste?
5.
Do you find yourself much smarter than your peers? Do you consider yourself a higher being/god/goddess?
6.
When do you go to sleep, compared to your peers?
A. 
B. 
Long after the mortals rest their eyes.
7.
Do small actions, repeated over a long stretch of time, annoy you?
8.
Have you been called insane by a doctor/relative?
9.
Do you wake up in a different room/country than you fell asleep in?
10.
Do small children often look at you and begin to cry?
11.
Do you own a machete?
12.
How many imaginary friends do you have?
13.
Do small things annoy you, for instance spelling errors, uneven numbers, or books not in straight lines?
14.
Do you spend long periods of time memorizing phone numbers, addresses, zip codes, or email addresses?
15.
Do you live in South Dakota?
16.
Have you ever dreamt you killed a large amount of people and woken up laughing?
17.
Have you ever had elaborate discussions with inanimate objects yourself a body part of yourself a body part of someone else a dead animal
18.
Do you often attempt to bite people when they aren't looking at you?
19.
Do you count things (door knobs, rice, bowls, ants, sand), because if you don't, you will have a nervous breakdown?
20.
How many people have you killed thus far into the quiz?
A. 
Wait....we were supposed to keep track? Damn.
B. 
C. 
D. 
21.
Does the number 21 bother you, particularly?