Do you think you have what it takes to be a grammar nazi, swine! We'll see about that!If you can answer all twelve questions correctly, you will be deemed "TOTAL GRAMMAR NAZI!"If you FAIL, you will be given the name "DUMKOPF!" Enough chit-chat! Let the testing begin!
1.) Game, fetch 2.) Mr. Take, grades harshly
1.) Enjoys, game of fetch 2.) Grades, harshly
1.) Fido, Fetch 2.) Mrs., grades harshly
1.) Fido, enjoys the game of fetch 2.) Mrs. Take, grades harshly
He waited.
While driving drunk.
He deemed himself "beer pong champion."
Pablo had a severe case of lactose intolerance.
Tom found the smell of deviled eggs unpleasant.
Stacy drop-kicked her dog.
Which operated like a machine,
Siphoning gasoline via the mouth,
Johnny vowed not to drink again
After sobering up in prison,
The doctor found a cure for AIDS.
Even though he tried his best,
Smiley the doctor issued medical marijuana
"Do you want fries with that?" the teenager asked
True
False
Timmy appears to be undergoing 'roid rage.
No trespassing.
While at Bertha's house,
Whoever possesses this,
True, Blue.
False, schmalz.
The purple dinosaur.
Boys will be boys.
Here comes the dreaded grammar nazi!
Which I purchased a month ago,
And with the help of the powerpuff girls
Say hello to my little friend!
The students laughed at Rajeem's uncontrollable gas.
He went to Jareds!
Armed with a leaf blower,
Whoever kicks my balls will get their lights knocked out!
At Hooters,
Marty overdosed on Viagra.
1.) Like a heat seeking missile = ind. clause 2.) The pedophile snatched the toddler = dep. clause 3.) While the mother asked for Octomom's autograph = dep. clause
1.) Like a heat seeking missile = dep. clause 2.) the pedophile snatched the toddler = ind. clause 3.) While the mother asked for Octomom's autograph = ind. clause
1.) Like a heat seeking missile = dep. clause 2.) the pedophile snatched the toddler = ind. clause 3.) While the mother asked for Octomom's autograph = dep. clause
1.) Like a heat seeking missile = ind. clause 2.) the pedophile snatched the toddler = dep. clause 3.) While the mother asked for Octomom's autograph = ind. clause