This little quiz will test your knowledge of the formal dining emails and holiday greetings. Please read this year's post prior to the quiz. See the explanations at the end of each question, after scoring, for more dining hints.
Pour the salt into you palm of your right hand, and using both the ring finger and thumb of your left hand you sprinkle as needed.
You use your dinner knife to dispense the salt.
Treat the cellar as a Zen garden and rake with your fork.
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Folded into a swan and placed on the dinner plate.
Folded into a sailer's hat, and placed on the charger.
On the left with the closed edge to the left.
Folded in half and tucked into your shirt.
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True that.
False.
So wrong that Ellen Easton would probbaly whip her ass if they were ever at tea together.
Answer A must be wrong.
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Christina
Judge Laura the Psychic Magistrate
Katie
Bernie Kittens
Harry Giggins
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True
False
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True
False
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Toss the contents at the host and challange him to a duel.
Inconspicuously pour it it into the gravy boat.
To avoid embarrassing the host you immediately toast Father Theodore at the Abbey of Scourmont.
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Sheila M. Long
Claudia Lutman
Emily Post
Ellen Easton
I don't know, but I am sure it's not that bitch Claudia Lutman.
Ms. Mimi White
The Meemster
Mrs. Michael A. White
Mrs. Margaret Mary White
Mrs. Mimi White
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Inch
Millimeter
A flaxen hair width
0.75 to 1.25 inched, 0.5 inches being the visual resolution of an inebriated dinner guest.
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