Cutting off his hair
Blinding him and slowly starving him to death
A long way from
At war with
The King of Blefuscu
Perform tricks for spectators
Spy on neighboring farmers
Work in the fields
Which color shoes to wear
Which end to break their eggs
Which language to speak
Which king and queen to choose
Over the fence
Down the garden
Up a tree
On to the roof
He survives a shipwreck.
His crew abandons him.
He is dropped there by an enormous eagle.
He stops there for provisions and is trapped while he sleeps.
"All true believers shall break their eggs at the small end."
"All true believers shall break their eggs at the big end."
"All true believers shall break their eggs as they see fit."
"All true believers shall break their eggs at the convenient end."
The wet flame flickered in darkness.
There are millions of things to do.
"Life is a journey, travel it well."
All of the above
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