Dumb Blond Test
Are you a dumb blond or a smart brunette? A red-head maybe. . .
- 1.Let's start with the basics. What color is your hair?
- A.
Obviously, blond. Why else would I take the quiz?
- B.
Brunette... the intellectual color.
- C.
Neutral... black or white.
- D.
Col-or? Oh... yellowish... i guess.... at least that is the woman behind the glass world's hair.
- E.
Red... or maybe kinda orangy.
- F.
FUNKY!
- 2.What is you're favorite thing to say?
- A.
OMG! My toes... there's only five on each foot! They are so cute!
- B.
Just 'cuz I'm blond doesn't mean that I'm dumb. Dumb that's with a "B"
- C.
At least I'm not blond.
- D.
Yes! I got another C!
- E.
What next? Wait... no...I am not stupid!
- F.
Capital N. eutral. Neutral. As in My hair is Neutral.
- 3.Why are you taking this quiz?
- A.
To prove people that blonds CAN be smart.
- B.
Wait... this is a quiz?
- C.
'Cuz I felt like it.
- D.
I felt bored so I wanted to laugh.
- E.
Because it sounds fun!
- F.
Dang... this quiz is hard already!
- 4.After you tell a story do you friends ask what the heck you are talking about?
- A.
I'll admit it. Ha ha ha!
- B.
Only when I use big words like abecedarian.
- C.
O-M-G! All the everyday!
- D.
Not at all... I make sense.
- E.
Only sometimes... typically when there's a boy nearby.
- F.
Why? I don't tell many stories.
- 5.Emotions differ about hair... how do you feel?
- A.
Energized.
- B.
E-MO-SHUNS? I feel cute. OMG. Do you see that? I think that I chipped a nail!
- C.
Mad... why can't I be blond?
- D.
Duh. My hair matches me.... good.
- E.
Blank.
- F.
Always needs improvements.
- 6.What's you're favorite thing about blonds?
- A.
Blond's have amazing hair... I wish I was a blond... ha.
- B.
Man... my feet look adorable right now!
- C.
I would hate to be blond.
- D.
We can be smart AND cute.
- E.
I don't know... they are so lucky.
- F.
See... they are no good that's why i don't have blondz.
- 7.Be honest. When you put things in alphabetical order do you have to sing the alphabet?
- A.
No. I don't.
- B.
Sometimes.... mostly... okay... I'll admit it.
- C.
No my assistant does that.
- D.
Are you kidding? Of course not! I can sing it backwards!
- E.
Yes... I do.
- F.
AL-PHA-BET-IC-AL? oh yeah... a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k. lemento .p.q.r.s.t.u.v. double u.x.y.z! yea!
- 8.How long does it take you to watch 60 Minutes?
- A.
2 seconds because I'll change the channel.
- B.
Ummm...... a movie! YEAH!
- C.
Ahhhhh.... like a whole hour!
- D.
Quite simply... 60 minutes.
- E.
2....maybe 3....hours... I really do not know.
- F.
Is this a trick question?
- 9.Will you send this quiz to your friends?
- A.
If I like the results... maybe...
- B.
This is a quiz!?
- C.
Yes. To show off my smart results.
- D.
Possibly...
- E.
Totally.. I'm in a laughing fit!
- F.
Yes. It makes fun of blonds... who wouldn't?
- 10.Would you dye your hair?
- A.
I already do... fun colors...
- B.
Duh.... blond is WAY too blond to be blond. My hairy's need help.
- C.
Why would I kill my hair?
- D.
Maybe a little...
- E.
Nope. Don't feel like it.
- F.
Maybe I already do... for all you know!
- 11.Are you a quiz taker?
- A.
Yes... It is my hobby.
- B.
No... unless....no... I think.... Is that popular?
- C.
Not typically... I was checking out the site.
- D.
Yeah. Specially dumb blond ones!
- E.
No. They stink.
- F.
Sorta... I guess.
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