Confront the patron and ask them to leave.
Report the name of the computer and a description of the patron to the service desk.
Nothing. It's not your job.
Ask for clarification, such as "could you repeat that?"
Respond that we do not have the book .
Send the patron to the Reference desk.
Tell them there's nothing you can do about it.
Call the manager tot he Circulation Desk.
Direct the patron to the "Something Wrong?" comment card.
Push the panic button.
Listen carefully to their problem, empathize if possible, and remain calm.
Run to the Service Desk.
Yes, but only if the person is a family member.
Leave it there. We are not responsible for Microtext materials.
Put it on the book truck.
Return it to the Microtext desk.
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