The cable has become partially unhooked.
The printed head is stuck with a pin in the out position.
The wrong driver has been selected.
The printer control board has gone bad.
The ribbon advance gear is slipping.
Worn pick up rollers
The printer overheated
Install a print screen program so she can save the screen the next time the computer crashes.
Disable automatic restart on system failure.
Tell her to read faster.
Install an antivirus program.
The paging file size is too small.
It's obviously a virus, you need better protection.
The BIOS needs to be updated.
Windows updates need to be run on this computer.
Access the services.msc and disable UAC.
Start> Control Panel> Administrative Tools> UAC settings tab> Disable.
Right-click the program icon, choose properties, choose compatibility tab, click Run this program as an administrator.
Always log on to the computer as the administrator.
Pressing the spacebar when prompted.
Pressing F8 during startup.
Entering the ASR.
Great balls of firewalls
Creating a contact point between the heatsink and the fan.
Allows the processor to cool faster even without a fan.
When heated becomes a gel to protect the processor.
Creates a contact surface between the processor and the heatsink.
Plug the mouse back in, USB mice are a hot-swappable item.
Perform an exorcism to dispel that pesky poltergeist who keeps unplugging it.
Turn off the computer and then turn it back on after plugging the mouse back in.
Use the keyboard to navigate to the Control Panel and enable the mouse, then plug it in.
A simple 3-port router.
A USB hub.
A KVM switch.
Bits per inch
1900 x 1200
1680 x 1050
1024 x 768
800 x 600
Squinting your eyes until it goes away.
Change the refresh rate to a higher value(Hz).
Change the resolution to a lower setting.
Change a faulty power cord.
A docking station is made to be portable.
Port replicators replace damaged or non working ports.
Docking stations can include permanent components such as hard drives and act as an extension of the motherboard.
None of the above.
Developing, Cleaning, Charging, Transferring, Writing, Fusing.
Writing, Charging, Transferring, Developing, Fusing.
Cleaning, Charging, Writing, Developing, Transferring, Fusing.
Charging, Cleaning, Writing, Developing, Transferring, Fusing.
Install a bigger hard drive.
Use bigger sheets of paper to compensate.
Increase the Ram memory installed.
Reinstall a corrupted driver.
Two times the amount of Ram in the system.
One and a half times the amount of Ram in the system.
One tenth of the available hard drive space.
The same size as the Ram installed on the system.
Font size 72
Same as time allowed.
Some attached technical apparatus
Serial advanced technology attachment
Serial advanced timing accessory
The computer was not hooked up to the network and did not receive the answer file.
The answer file was set up incorrectly.
The computer is a different model than the others.
Someone moved the mouse while you were away from the computer.
Repair a Windows XP installation.
Restore to a previous point.
Setup unattended installation.
Set up Windows XP.
It gives you time to think of what to say to the User.
The hard drive may need to cool down in order to work properly.
It clears the memory and allows Windows to restart anew.
Windows can restart and search the network for connections.
Data Execution Prevention.
Tell her to go home. When she comes back in the next day everything should be fine.
Tell her to email a helpdesk ticket.
Tell her to reboot her computer. She simply had too much going on for her computer to handle.
Advise her to unplug the network cable. The signal is obviously messing with her system.
The caps lock key is on.
The numlock key is on.
The keyboard has suffered a failure and needs to be replaced.
The function key is stuck on.
There is no limit.
DNS Server Address.
Default Gateway Address.
Computers that have not had their MAC address registered with the router will not be allowed on the wireless network.
Keeps the cheese runny enough to stick to the pasta.
Machine active control filtering times out computers on the network that have been inactive for a period of time.
Mac filtering redirects packets to the server before sending them out over the internet.