Are You A Stuck Up Douche Bag?
Have you ever wondered if you're a stuck up douche bag? Well, this test will help you figure that out!
- 1.You see a person with his hood open, and jumper cables in his hand while in the parking lot.
- A.
You don't even look him in the eyes, and keep walking.
- B.
You walk up to him and say "What seems to be the problem", and then walk away.
- C.
You throw a tomato from your grocery bag at him.
- D.
You pull up your car and open the hood.
- E.
You pull up your car open your hood, and connect one end of the wires to your battery, and say "Start her up".
- 2.Your walking down a busy street in broad daylight eating an orange, you see a man very skinny with a hungry look in his eyes.
- A.
You stop, look at him, and eat the whole orange while the juices flow down your cheeks, and then walk away.
- B.
You stop look at him, eat half the orange. Then you drop the other half on the ground and stomp on it laughing loudly.
- C.
You just keep walking down the street eating your orange.
- D.
You stop, and hand the guy a couple of pieces of the orange.
- E.
You hand the guy the full orange, and say "there you go".
- 3.Your friend calls you up and tells you that his car broke down a couple a miles down the street.
- A.
You say "I'm on my way", and then sit down in front of your TV whispering idiot under your breath.
- B.
You say "WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, KEESHH CRACKLE." Then hang up, and turn your phone off.
- C.
You tell him politely that you can not pick him up because you don't want to miss your TV show.
- D.
You say "Okay!", then quickly get to your save point, or finish the last chapter in your book, and go to pick him up.
- E.
You say "Oh man! I'm on the way!" You drop everything your doing, get into your car, and pick him up.
- 4.You have a co-worker that's a decent person, not bad looking, but single and lonely. You also have a couple of single friends.
- A.
You decide that your coworker is pathetic, and will stay single forever any way. Then make sure you tell all your friends that the person is gay.
- B.
You just ignore that fact, and go on with your every day life.
- C.
You tell that person you will set up a blind date, and give him/her a time and day. Then never talk to any of your friends at all.
- D.
You give him/her a couple numbers, or Myspace names, and throw in some good words to your friends.
- E.
You come over to his/her apartment or house with the one you think would be most compatible, and try your best to hook them up.
- 5.Your at Dunkin Doughnuts getting your morning coffee, but you are running a little late. The person in front of you has a couple things in his cup holder, and is trying to throw them out.
- A.
You beep your horn continuously until he finally finishes throwing stuff away, and then moves out of your way.
- B.
You beep your horn and flick him off yelling "get the fuck out of the way", and then pursue him riding his ass until he is no longer going the way you are.
- C.
You give him a few beeps.
- D.
You wait patiently.
- E.
You wait patiently, thinking "Hurry up".
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