Are You A Psycopath?

6 Questions | Total Attempts: 558

Are You A Psycopath? - Quiz

Are you a psycopath? Play the quiz to find out.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You see a man drowning in a river. Do you:
    • A. 

      Try to call for help

    • B. 

      Search for some stones to throw at him

    • C. 

      Leap in the river and join in

    • D. 

      Start poking him in order to make his death as annoying as possible

    • E. 

      Leap in and try to get him out

  • 2. 
    You accidentally run over your best friend's cat. Do you:
    • A. 

      Engage in a Voo-Doo ritual with the cat's bones

    • B. 

      Kill your friend so as to save him the shock of finding their cat dead

    • C. 

      Make up a fancy story about the cat trying to murder you and you only killed it in retalliation

    • D. 

      Appologise and offer to buy a new cat

    • E. 

      Offer compensation of £20,000

  • 3. 
    You see an old lady trying to cross the road. Do you:
    • A. 

      Go and help her to cross the road

    • B. 

      Carry her across the road

    • C. 

      Push her in front of an oncoming vehicle

    • D. 

      Get in your car and run her down

    • E. 

      Start throwing rabid dogs at her

  • 4. 
    You see your neighbour changing clothes in the window next door. Do you:
    • A. 

      Close the curtains and pretend not to notice

    • B. 

      Take therapy to prevent you from remembering

    • C. 

      Stare intently at them

    • D. 

      'Wolf wistle' to them

    • E. 

      Go round to their house and help them get changed

  • 5. 
    You find a loaded gun in a carpark. Do you:
    • A. 

      Hand it over the the police

    • B. 

      Examine it intently before handing it over

    • C. 

      Threaten random people into dancing on the street

    • D. 

      Go and mug a couple of people

    • E. 

      Go and test it out of random passers by

  • 6. 
    The Last Question. Yay!You are sitting at home doing nothing. Do you:
    • A. 

      Set fire to your underpants

    • B. 

      Steal a few pounds from your mother's purse

    • C. 

      Watch T.V. aimlessly for a few hours

    • D. 

      Go and learn the dictionary off by heart

    • E. 

      Dress up as Julius Ceaser and demand that random people on the street challenge you to a game of gladiator fighting to the death

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