Are You A Psycopath?

Engage in a Voo-Doo ritual with the cat's bones

Kill your friend so as to save him the shock of finding their cat dead

Make up a fancy story about the cat trying to murder you and you only killed it in retalliation

Appologise and offer to buy a new cat

Offer compensation of £20,000

Go and help her to cross the road

Carry her across the road

Push her in front of an oncoming vehicle

Get in your car and run her down

Start throwing rabid dogs at her

Close the curtains and pretend not to notice

Take therapy to prevent you from remembering

Stare intently at them

'Wolf wistle' to them

Go round to their house and help them get changed

Hand it over the the police

Examine it intently before handing it over

Threaten random people into dancing on the street

Go and mug a couple of people

Go and test it out of random passers by

Set fire to your underpants

Steal a few pounds from your mother's purse

Watch T.V. aimlessly for a few hours

Go and learn the dictionary off by heart

Dress up as Julius Ceaser and demand that random people on the street challenge you to a game of gladiator fighting to the death