Are You A Protagonist?

7 Questions | Total Attempts: 249

Are You A Protagonist? - Quiz

This quiz is meant to compliment "How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe" by Charles Yu.


You May Get

Protagonist

You are the main character, you are awesome.

Supporting

You have mass and extension, but that's about all.

Nothing.

You don't actually exists, you aren't even 'a thing.'
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you ever feel blurry or out of focus?
    • A. 

      YES

    • B. 

      NO

  • 2. 
    Do you have a face?
    • A. 

      YES

    • B. 

      NO

    • C. 

      THE MIRROR SAYS SO

  • 3. 
    Or would it be more accurate to say you have hair on the top of a delocalized region of indistinct face-like features?
    • A. 

      Yes, that is more accurate.

    • B. 

      No, I don't even know what you're talking about.

    • C. 

      No, I have hair on a head and there is a face on that head.

  • 4. 
    Do you ever find yourself sitting in a room, not talking or doing much of anything?
    • A. 

      YES

    • B. 

      NO

    • C. 

      Does being at work count?

  • 5. 
    And then, when another person comes through the door, do you find yourself getting up and moving around and talking, and then when the person leaves you go back to sitting in the chair again, almost as if you are waiting there to serve some larger purpose?
    • A. 

      YES

    • B. 

      NO

    • C. 

      I don't have a room, or a door, or a chair.

  • 6. 
    How many times  in your life has someone asked you what the hell you think you are doing?
    • A. 

      0

    • B. 

      >5

    • C. 

    • D. 

      Exactly 31

    • E. 

      >∞

  • 7. 
    What is the largest number of people you have ever been humiliated in front of?
    • A. 

      0

    • B. 

      1

    • C. 

      31

    • D. 

      >100

    • E. 

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