Are You A True Duncanator?

1. How large is Bob's dong?

An ant could tower over it

Average, hot dog length

The human race had not yet developed a unit of measurement big enough to capture it

It may be fairly large but it's what's inside that counts ;)

The answer suggests that Bob's dong is extremely large, to the point where there is no existing unit of measurement that can accurately capture its size. This implies that Bob's dong is of an extraordinary magnitude, surpassing any conventional measurement standards.

Explanation

The answer suggests that Bob's dong is extremely large, to the point where there is no existing unit of measurement that can accurately capture its size. This implies that Bob's dong is of an extraordinary magnitude, surpassing any conventional measurement standards.

2. How hot is Bob Duncan?

I'd rate him around more average, probably

Hotter than the Saharra Desert

He's so hot that the world has not yet created a scale to capture his essence

Just about as hot as an ice cream cone

The correct answer is "He's so hot that the world has not yet created a scale to capture his essence". This answer suggests that Bob Duncan is extremely attractive or desirable, to the point where there is no existing scale or measurement to accurately describe his level of hotness. It emphasizes his exceptional appeal and implies that he is beyond comparison in terms of attractiveness.

Explanation

The correct answer is "He's so hot that the world has not yet created a scale to capture his essence". This answer suggests that Bob Duncan is extremely attractive or desirable, to the point where there is no existing scale or measurement to accurately describe his level of hotness. It emphasizes his exceptional appeal and implies that he is beyond comparison in terms of attractiveness.

3. How is Amy Duncan as a person?

She's satan...worse than satan, she only wants Bob for his money and incredibly large penis

I've never met her how would I even know?

Very nice gal! Her and I go way back to our days in Bible study!

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4. What is the biggest fear regarding Bob in any situation?

Him getting it on with Ms. Dabney

Him never opening his eyes to how cruelly Amy has treated him since the beginning of their so called "relationship"

Him getting it on with Toby

Him getting it on with Gabe

The biggest fear regarding Bob in any situation is that he will never realize or acknowledge how badly Amy has treated him throughout their "relationship". This suggests that Bob may be oblivious to the mistreatment and may continue to be taken advantage of by Amy.

Explanation

The biggest fear regarding Bob in any situation is that he will never realize or acknowledge how badly Amy has treated him throughout their "relationship". This suggests that Bob may be oblivious to the mistreatment and may continue to be taken advantage of by Amy.

5. What does Amy do when she's not kissing Bob's ass?

Helping out at the nearby orphanage

At the skatepark teaching Gabe how to shred it up

Telling Toby he'll never amount to anything

Banging Mr. Dooley next door

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6. How did Eric Allan Kramer first get his job on Good Luck Charlie

He used his sexy body to seduce all in his path to get to the top

He's naturally talented in the theatrical arts

He gave birth to Mia Talerico so he had to be in the show

He sent threats to the other actors looking to be cast as Bob

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7. What is Bob's all time sexiest picture?

Option 2

Option 1

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8. In which way is a Duncanator's love for Bob best expressed as?

This hot bod is in a hot rod and Bob better jump in soon

The answer suggests that the Duncanator's love for Bob is best expressed by being a constant source of guidance and support for him, even if Bob may not reciprocate the same level of love and support. This implies that the Duncanator's love is selfless and unconditional, as it is based on the past experiences of Bob being there for the Duncanator when they were unable to see Bob's true worth.

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The answer suggests that the Duncanator's love for Bob is best expressed by being a constant source of guidance and support for him, even if Bob may not reciprocate the same level of love and support. This implies that the Duncanator's love is selfless and unconditional, as it is based on the past experiences of Bob being there for the Duncanator when they were unable to see Bob's true worth.

9. How does Bob's profession help him in bed?

If there's a rodent in the bed he can get it out

Exterminaters being good in bed?..I wouldn't ever believe that

He can make his thrust as powerful as his Slam Dunc bug repellent formula

He knows how to exterminate your virginity

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10. What is Bob's most admirable trait?

He's a family man even though he barely makes it through the day

His dick

The way the exterminates those pests

His ability to bake a killer soufflé

Bob's most admirable trait is that he prioritizes his family despite facing daily challenges. This implies that he is dedicated and committed to his loved ones, showing strength and resilience in difficult times. It showcases his selflessness and willingness to put others before himself, which is a commendable quality.

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Bob's most admirable trait is that he prioritizes his family despite facing daily challenges. This implies that he is dedicated and committed to his loved ones, showing strength and resilience in difficult times. It showcases his selflessness and willingness to put others before himself, which is a commendable quality.