I don't make fun of such names as "Iceworm Gulch".
You've never been to the Statue of Liberty.
I don't understand people who believe that someone can wear cowboy shoes all day long. Guys, do you know how hot it is?
You never call California "Cali".
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Hydrants are "pumps".
James was hella butthurt so he just bailed.
I often wonder why people don't want to live in California.
40 degrees below zero is a normal temperature.
It's ok to hit a cab, bus or car with your umbrella when it blocks the crosswalk.
I hate when people say "I love Austen, but I don't like the rest of Texas".
I become depressed when I don't see sun or the weather is rainy.
I feel uneasy going rural or remote.
I don't understand why people use buildings or vehicles that don't have central air conditioning.
I hate when people ask me if I live in an igloo.
I hate snow.
I like living in a cold climate.
I like mice more than roaches.
I love football.
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I know the difference between NorCal and SoCal.
I'm used to being able to see Aurora Borealias.
You avoid going to Times Square.
If I say "Don't mess with Texas", I mean it.