Walk back to the house with Ashley, help her get changed for the weather, and take her back outside to the park.
Take her home, help her get changed, and convince her to play another game inside, because you can't get wet yourself.
Take her back home, get her raincoat and boots on, and since you don't want to get wet, tell her to play outside by herself.
Stay outside and explain to her parents and your parents why you're soaked.
Spank Sammy and force him to play outside.
Let him continue reading.
Tell him firmly that he can't read the book, and gently take it away from him. Then suggest he play another game with you.
Snatch the book from him and make up for it by giving him another book that he is not allowed to read.
Pick her up, carry her home, and throw her on the floor.
Give her 2 more minutes. Count down more and more until you get to thirty seconds and then make it into a game by racing home. (her house is right next door to the park)
Leave without her.
Let her play for as long as she wants to.
Tell her it's okay, and help her get changed into some dry clothes. Put her wet clothes into the wash, and remember to tell her parents what happened when they get back
Scold her and then get her changed out of her wet clothes.
Comfort her and then continue your game, with her wet pants still on.
Scream at her to figure it out herself.
Send both of them to their rooms.
Tell Martha to deal with it.
Tell Juan what he did wrong, give him a timeout, and comfort Martha. When Juan is finished his timeout, be sure to give him a hug to let him know it's okay.
Tell him that you're just here to keep him company, and to make sure he stays out of trouble while his parents are gone. Then tell him if he isn't going to cooperate, you will have to call his parents.
Grab him, shake him, and send him to his room.
Sit down and watch TV by yourself. Trust the kid - he said he didn't need a babysitter, remember?
Give him a short timeout and then scold him.
Let her continue.
Take the rocks away from Hailey, explain to her what she is doing wrong, give her a timeout, and make sure the dog is okay, and not hurt badly.
Make sure the dog isn't hurt badly, then let Hailey continue.
Spank Hailey and pet the dog.
A bucket of water
A full bathtub
A basin full of water
Call her parents, then call 911, then do the Heimlich.
Perform the Heimlich until she either "pops or drops" and then call 911. Then call the parents.
Call the parents, but not 911. It's not that serious.
Do the Heimlich. Then remember to tell the parents about it when they get home.
Comfort her and call 911.
Comfort her and call her parents.
Tell her that you know it's scary when parents leave, but you're going to have a lot of fun, and her parents will come back.
Wait for her to finish crying, and then let her watch TV.
Make something healthy, but at the same time sweet...like banana bread with chocolate chips! The parents won't know...
Tell him that he has to eat something healthy, but if he does, he will get a small treat afterwards.
Let him have chocolate for dinner.
Don't feed him at all.
Tell her it's okay, it was just an electric shock, give her a band aid, and let her continue with the nap.
You're getting to the good part of your book, so you run back downstairs and let Isabella figure it out herself.
Make sure the area is safe and there is no further risk of shock. Check to make sure that she is okay, and her circulation is fine, then call 911. After that, call the parents.
Ask Isabella what happened, and then call her parents.
Open the back door, and tell the man to go away.
Run out the front door to a neighbours house. (the front door is close to the bad door)
Comfort Vanessa and then make faces at the man through the window.
Bring a toy and a phone into a room, lock the door, hide in a closet behind some clothes, and call 911. Distract Vanessa with the toy. After 911, call Vanessa's parents and your parents.
Both watch the show together and then make her do her homework.
Let her watch the show and do homework at the same time.
Watch the show yourself while she's doing homework and come into her room every 5 minutes to tell her what's happening.
Tell her kindly that her parents said she had to do an hour of homework, but afterwards you guys can watch it together on youtube.
Ignore the little brat.
Look over it with him and give him all the answers in an annoyed tone.
Help him with his homework and show him tricks to do equations faster.
Tell him that he'll figure it out eventually, and give him a pat on the bag.
Tell him not to complain, or you'll rip his math into pieces.
Ask her why she isn't eating her food, and if something is wrong.
Lift her off the dinner table and sit her in front of the television.
Make her finish her food.
Encourage her to take a few more bites, and then throw your own tantrum to make her cry so you can comfort her.
Let them continue fighting and encourage the others at the park to chant 'fight!' with you.
Take them both home and spank them.
Take them both home, and scold them for a while. Then send David to his room. Put a napkin over Jonah's nose, pinch his nostrils together, and make him lean forward. Send him to his room when David's timeout is over and his nosebleed has stopped. Give David a hug to let him know that it's over, but make sure he doesn't do it again. Remember to tell the parents what happened.
Call the parents to pick them up at the park and ditch the kids.
Everyone play spiderman.
Everyone play dress-up.
Let everyone watch television.
Everyone play spiderman, and the girls can dress-up to be the female characters.
Tell him firmly that he has to go to bed, and if he's quick, you will read him a story.
Let him stay up until 9, but only if he doesn't tell his parents...There! Everyone's happy!
Scream in his ear.
Somehow get her attention by screaming at the top of your lungs and then give her a timeout for an hour.
Grab her and spank her.
Call the parents - you can't handle this.
Ditch her and take the bus home.
Smash the television with a hammer to scare her.
Call her parents, who are extremely busy at work, and ask them if Maggie can or cannot watch the show.
Let her watch.
Tell her she can watch when her parents are home if they let her, but not on your watch.
Take her to the park.
Explain to her that because it's wet outside, you can't go to the park but you can play a different game inside.
Tell her to get lost.