Actual Glenn Beck Quote Or Conspiracy Theory Generator?

1. "This is fascism. This is what happens when you merge special interests, corporations, and the government. And if people like you don't take a stand...at some point, you know what poem keeps going through my mind is 'First they came for the Jews.' America, all of us are like, well, this news doesn't really affect me. Well, I'm not a bondholder. Well, I'm not in the banking industry. Well, I'm not a big CEO. Well, I'm not on Wall Street. Well, I'm not a car dealer. I'm not an autoworker. Gang, at some point they're going to come for you.''

2. ''I fear a Reichstag moment. God forbid, another 9/11. Something that will turn this machine on, and power will be seized and voices will be silenced.''

3. ''When you see the effects of what they're doing to the economy, remember these words: We will survive. No -- we'll do better than survive, we will thrive. As long as these people are not in control. They are taking you to a place to be slaughtered!''

4. ''Finally -- well, he wasn't the president. He was the chancellor, Hitler, decided that it was the only empathetic thing to do, is to put this child down and put him out of his suffering. It was the beginning of the T4, which led to genocide everywhere. It was the beginning of it. Empathy leads you to very bad decisions many times.''

5. "Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. And you must silence all dissenting voices."

6. "Climate-change Nazis are brainwashing you so they can control our population by putting sterilants in our drinking water."

7. "Buckle up your seatbelt, America, and prepare for a crash landing because the liberals piloting your plane are using the same tactics that the Nazis did to round up all Fox News viewers and put them in MSNBC-run re-education camps."

8. "Here's what's happening America: Tax-hiking, liberal socialists are perpetrating an elaborate hoax to replace the Stars and Stripes with a big, flaming rainbow flag."

9. "Harry Reid and his henchmen are pushing their extremist agenda to blow up more offshore rigs and try to blame it on the oil companies, just like they did in the Gulf of Mexico. They are coming for us. We are all BP now."

10. "All you need to do to connect the dots is to understand that ACORN and Obama's czars are plotting with terrorists to put you in a socialist re-education camp. That's where the road ends, people."

11. "I'm not saying Obama is Hitler, but don't you find it interesting that members of his secret police force are meeting behind closed doors with the intent to exterminate undesirables under the pretext of providing universal health care, just like Hitler did."