Will I Ever Learn To Dance?
If you long to be able to dance, but never seem to get around to learning, perhaps it's time to be honest about what's holding you back. Is there such a thing as a person who simply can't dance, no matter what? And what if that's you? Take the quiz and find out if you are destined to ever learn to dance. . .
- 1.What age are you?
- A.
Under 40
- B.
Over 40 and still well adjusted
- C.
In my head I'm 22, then I look in the mirror
- D.
I forget
- 2.What level of fitness are you?
- A.
Super fit - I rarely leave the gym and think nothing of running a marathon before breakfast
- B.
I'm reasonably fit, work out a few times per week and take an active interest in exercise
- C.
I used to be quite fit but I've let my exercising slide a bit in recent times
- D.
I struggle to touch my toes and just can't seem to find the enthusiasm for joining a gym
- E.
I'm taking this test from my couch, which I rarely leave. Pass the pizza
- 3.What weight are you?
- A.
Super trim, toned, and lean
- B.
Probably about right for my height
- C.
Wish I was the size and shape I was 10 years ago
- D.
Last time I got on my scales, I broke them. Pass the pizza
- 4.Where do you tend to carry weight?
- A.
My gym bag is the heaviest thing about me
- B.
Around my middle
- C.
Around my hips
- D.
My legs are pretty heavy
- E.
My earlobes aren't overweight... Pass the pizza
- 5.Do you have any previous dance training or experience?
- A.
Definitely. I go to several classes each week in a broad range of styles
- B.
I used to be a fantastic dancer, I should have been a professional
- C.
I learnt as a child but haven't danced for many years
- D.
I love to dance at parties but that's about it
- E.
Last time I went on a dance floor I broke it
- 6.How self conscious are you about dancing?
- A.
Not at all. Look at me!
- B.
I enjoy dance classes and don't mind how many other pupils there are
- C.
I can get up on a dance floor if I've had enough to drink
- D.
I'd rather there were no other humans present when I dance
- 7.You are at a party / wedding / social function. A gorgeous stranger makes their way over and asks you to dance. What do you do?
- A.
Coolly take their hand, strut to the dance floor and wow the crowd with your awesome moves
- B.
Gleefully accept, then jump around on the dance floor any old way as long as you're having fun
- C.
Nod mutely, meekly follow them onto the floor and then shuffle around in an embarrassed way trying not to make eye contact
- D.
Make an excuse ("I've got two left feet", "I'm recovering from hip surgery", "My cat just died")
- E.
Punch them in the face, then set off the fire alarm
- 8.What kind of a dancer would your friends describe you as?
- A.
Superb. Puts us all to shame
- B.
Not bad at all. Those lessons are really paying off
- C.
Good fun on the dance floor - the life of the party
- D.
Like a dad
- E.
Don't mention dancing unless you want to be punched in the face
- 9.How many left feet do you have?
- A.
One
- B.
Two
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