Will I Ever Learn To Dance?
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If you long to be able to dance, but never seem to get around to learning, perhaps it's time to be honest about what's holding you back. Is there such a thing as a person who simply can't dance, no matter what? And what if that's you? Take the quiz and find out if you are destined to ever learn to dance. . .
- 1.What age are you?
- A.
Under 40
- B.
Over 40 and still well adjusted
- C.
In my head I'm 22, then I look in the mirror
- D.
I forget
- 2.What level of fitness are you?
- A.
Super fit - I rarely leave the gym and think nothing of running a marathon before breakfast
- B.
I'm reasonably fit, work out a few times per week and take an active interest in exercise
- C.
I used to be quite fit but I've let my exercising slide a bit in recent times
- D.
I struggle to touch my toes and just can't seem to find the enthusiasm for joining a gym
- E.
I'm taking this test from my couch, which I rarely leave. Pass the pizza
- 3.What weight are you?
- A.
Super trim, toned, and lean
- B.
Probably about right for my height
- C.
Wish I was the size and shape I was 10 years ago
- D.
Last time I got on my scales, I broke them. Pass the pizza
- 4.Where do you tend to carry weight?
- A.
My gym bag is the heaviest thing about me
- B.
Around my middle
- C.
Around my hips
- D.
My legs are pretty heavy
- E.
My earlobes aren't overweight... Pass the pizza
- 5.Do you have any previous dance training or experience?
- A.
Definitely. I go to several classes each week in a broad range of styles
- B.
I used to be a fantastic dancer, I should have been a professional
- C.
I learnt as a child but haven't danced for many years
- D.
I love to dance at parties but that's about it
- E.
Last time I went on a dance floor I broke it
- 6.How self conscious are you about dancing?
- A.
Not at all. Look at me!
- B.
I enjoy dance classes and don't mind how many other pupils there are
- C.
I can get up on a dance floor if I've had enough to drink
- D.
I'd rather there were no other humans present when I dance
- 7.You are at a party / wedding / social function. A gorgeous stranger makes their way over and asks you to dance. What do you do?
- A.
Coolly take their hand, strut to the dance floor and wow the crowd with your awesome moves
- B.
Gleefully accept, then jump around on the dance floor any old way as long as you're having fun
- C.
Nod mutely, meekly follow them onto the floor and then shuffle around in an embarrassed way trying not to make eye contact
- D.
Make an excuse ("I've got two left feet", "I'm recovering from hip surgery", "My cat just died")
- E.
Punch them in the face, then set off the fire alarm
- 8.What kind of a dancer would your friends describe you as?
- A.
Superb. Puts us all to shame
- B.
Not bad at all. Those lessons are really paying off
- C.
Good fun on the dance floor - the life of the party
- D.
Like a dad
- E.
Don't mention dancing unless you want to be punched in the face
- 9.How many left feet do you have?
- A.
One
- B.
Two
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