Will I Ever Learn To Dance?

Super fit - I rarely leave the gym and think nothing of running a marathon before breakfast

I'm reasonably fit, work out a few times per week and take an active interest in exercise

I used to be quite fit but I've let my exercising slide a bit in recent times

I struggle to touch my toes and just can't seem to find the enthusiasm for joining a gym

I'm taking this test from my couch, which I rarely leave. Pass the pizza

Super trim, toned, and lean

Probably about right for my height

Wish I was the size and shape I was 10 years ago

Last time I got on my scales, I broke them. Pass the pizza

My gym bag is the heaviest thing about me

Around my middle

Around my hips

My legs are pretty heavy

My earlobes aren't overweight... Pass the pizza

Definitely. I go to several classes each week in a broad range of styles

I used to be a fantastic dancer, I should have been a professional

I learnt as a child but haven't danced for many years

I love to dance at parties but that's about it

Last time I went on a dance floor I broke it

Not at all. Look at me!

I enjoy dance classes and don't mind how many other pupils there are

I can get up on a dance floor if I've had enough to drink

I'd rather there were no other humans present when I dance

Coolly take their hand, strut to the dance floor and wow the crowd with your awesome moves

Gleefully accept, then jump around on the dance floor any old way as long as you're having fun

Nod mutely, meekly follow them onto the floor and then shuffle around in an embarrassed way trying not to make eye contact

Make an excuse ("I've got two left feet", "I'm recovering from hip surgery", "My cat just died")

Punch them in the face, then set off the fire alarm

Superb. Puts us all to shame

Not bad at all. Those lessons are really paying off

Good fun on the dance floor - the life of the party

Like a dad

Don't mention dancing unless you want to be punched in the face

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