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The Kevin And Ursula Eat Cheap Segue Quiz! - Quiz

You know what will test your knowledge of this podcast?
Try to identify fifteen random segues out of almost two hundred!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    Thinking of plastic covers that have been carved and things of that nature, let us remind you that this podcast is brought to by...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    The Mac & Cheese Show

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  • 2. 

    Thinking of things that aren't terrifying I should mention by the way our sponsor...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 15 - "We have conjoined Buns"

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  • 3. 

    Speaking of people who give you more than you asked for...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 23 - "Now I associate Smoothies with Despair."

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  • 4. 

    Something that is not tragically crushed is...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 26 - "And that's why we grew the Fifth Thumb!"

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  • 5. 

    Speaking of simple and sophisticated, let me talk to you about our sponsor...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 32 - "The chicken's brain will be made of corn?"

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  • 6. 

    You know who doesn't make healthy green sludge?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 34 - "Shine on you crazy, dog-grooming diamond"

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  • 7. 

    People who don't fuck with things are...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 47 - "Noodles float, you Bastards!"

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  • 8. 

    I was trying to come up with a good segue to _____ and I don't have one.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 49 - "The other silverware would be mean to it."

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  • 9. 

    Thinking of things that won't kill you, our friends at _____ will not kill you.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 51 - "So far as I know, the Torah is silent on the subject of catnip"

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  • 10. 

    Something you do want to be tame, and stable, and very very predictable is...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 51 - "So far as I know, the Torah is silent on the subject of catnip"

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  • 11. 

    You know what typically doesn't need extra instructions to get right?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 54 - "Thanks for telling us about the hermaphraditic corn orgy!"

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  • 12. 

    However, to recharge your soul, you should get your **product** from...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 55 - This one really is rated "R"

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  • 13. 

    Now I know how the Car Talk guys feel during pledge week while they're trying to tell people to support NPR.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 56 - Weasel Poop and Canned Haggis

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  • 14. 

    So, speaking of things that will not fill you with shame or regret

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 57 - "It's Pink. This is what Pink tastes like."

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  • 15. 

    The Death's Door Gin was a gift to us from our fine friends at _____ whose **product** will not leave the disgusting taste of a fish market in your mouth.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 58 - "After this it's the fried squid for you!"

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  • 16. 

    I only know about their awesomeness in a vague, general way. As far as I'm concerned they're like archangels, you know that they're great but you don't really know what they do.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 59 - "This is the sort of food created by characters in the Gormanghast Novels"

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  • 17. 

    As far as I know they have also never blown up parliament.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 59 - "This is the sort of food created by characters in the Gormanghast Novels"

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  • 18. 

    Speaking of other things that stick to their principles:

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 60 - "That's like making your food fursuit. NOT COOL."

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  • 19. 

    They are as good for **product** as spreading goose pate on a dog treat is for a dog.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 61 - "You Cad! You took my vegatable serving! And you're eating it!"

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  • 20. 

    Speaking of things that won't leave you feeling tainted:

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 61 - "You Cad! You took my vegatable serving! And you're eating it!"

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  • 21. 

    There is no god. However, if you need a god-like **product**, you talk to...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 63 - "We do not live in a world where we have more than one kind of Cheese-Head!"

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  • 22. 

    Something else that's hot is lots and lots of the**product** available through _____, and we mean this both metaphorically and not-so-metaphorically.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 63 - "We do not live in a world where we have more than one kind of Cheese-Head!"

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  • 23. 

    Speaking of things you won't have to swear about and will not send you screaming over the cliffs of madness:

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 64 - "I will not be denied my tuna salad…I may have been denied my tuna salad."

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  • 24. 

    Some place you cannot get purple glitter Jesus by the way, as far as we know, although they might make it for you is...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 65 - "It's like Purple Glitter Jesus"

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  • 25. 

    _____ does not leave you with the taste of pectin and despair.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 65 - "It's like Purple Glitter Jesus"

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  • 26. 

    The blueberry milk candy is still weirding me out. You know what won't weird you out?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 66 - "Laudanum is not a sound investment"

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  • 27. 

    Something that will anyway not leave a heavy aftertaste and will cut through crisply like a hard cider or a samurai sword is the **product of _____

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 66 - "Laudanum is not a sound investment"

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  • 28. 

    Do you know what has a really good crust and a really good assembly?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 67 - "Funghiiiii!"

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  • 29. 

    You know what wouldn't suck the moisture out of your tomatoes?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 67 - "Funghiiiii!"

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  • 30. 

    Meanwhile, speaking of things that will not leave you feeling like you have wasted your money, _____. Purveyors of **product** and doesn't sneak up on you like a glass of eggnog poured into your wine glass

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 67 - "Funghiiiii!"

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  • 31. 

    You know what won't make you violently ill, feverish, and full of chills?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 68 - TheraFlu Gothic

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  • 32. 

    You know what won't leave you in the mood for a burrito?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 70 - Fillo Related Injuries

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  • 33. 

    You know what isn't weird-ass?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 70 - Fillo Related Injuries

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  • 34. 

    You know where else you get a lot more bang for your buck?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 70 - Fillo Related Injuries

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  • 35. 

    You know what won't attack you and eat your head? _____. As far as I know, never actually eaten anyone's head. Good at **product**, not good at eating heads.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 71 - "I'm 34, I have not held my breath for multiple screaming orgasms in a long time."

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  • 36. 

    Oh god the whole room stinks of squid. I wish I didn't have to say that so often in my life. One thing that won't stink of squid, as it happens, is...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 71 - "I'm 34, I have not held my breath for multiple screaming orgasms in a long time."

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  • 37. 

    You know what else, will not, contain red bell peppers?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 72 - The one where Kevin hurts

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  • 38. 

    Something else you don't have to go around two or three times with (notice I'm saying you don't have to go around two or three times with) is...

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 73 - Con-Crud and Soup

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  • 39. 

    But you know what isn't big, and doesn't suck?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 75 - And we're back!

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  • 40. 

    But do you know what won't leave you flaming?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 77 - "It was like a Three Stooges episode of euphemisms"

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  • 41. 

    If you find yourself with a lot of excess cabbage, we suggest you do not send it to _____ as I can't imagine they'd have that much use for it.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 77 - "It was like a Three Stooges episode of euphemisms"

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  • 42. 

    But you know who did take care of you, when you were in trouble the one time?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 78 - "At a conservative estimate, 25% of his body has to be made of colon."

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  • 43. 

    You know what won't give you botulism?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 80 - Bone Marrow Ramen Transplant

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  • 44. 

    Because you know what's not just roasted and boiled?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 80 - Bone Marrow Ramen Transplant

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  • 45. 

    You know what won't contain MSG?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 80 - Bone Marrow Ramen Transplant

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  • 46. 

    Do you know what will not ruin your palette?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 81 - Black Metal Ring of Fire

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  • 47. 

    We have no idea how _____ will end. I assume when all the founders have died at a great age on piles of money surrounded by adoring loved ones. That's sort of how I hope it will end. Probably how they hope it will end too.

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    C. SofaWolf Press
    Explanation
    Episode 81 - Black Metal Ring of Fire

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  • 48. 

    Do you know what doesn't have the texture of Idaho mashed potatoes?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 82 - Fruit of the Pork

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  • 49. 

    I'm trying not to get too excited. But I know what you do get excited for

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    A. Monoceros Media
    Explanation
    Episode 83 - "A dime-bag of broccoli"

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  • 50. 

    But you know what isn't vile?

    • A.

      Monoceros Media

    • B.

      Dash Systems

    • C.

      SofaWolf Press

    • D.

      Midwest FurFest

    • E.

      Patreon

    Correct Answer
    B. Dash Systems
    Explanation
    Episode 83 - "A dime-bag of broccoli"

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