Kill it, it's just a spider
Just shower, it's only a spider
Let it get washed down the drain, then feel bad
Move it out of the shower
Pick it up in a tissue and gently take it outside
God did it, in seven days
Yeah, but "seven days" is a metaphor
Angels helped God make man from different colors of earth
A powerful God, Brahma, created it from a lotus flower
What is important is my role on earth, not its creation
Turn the other cheek
An eye for an eye, you hit him back to defend yourself
Bad karma will get him back
Seriously, his parents didn't raise him right
Non violence is the best path, even if I get beat up
He was the son of God and died for our sins
He was a messenger and prophet from God
He was a historical figure, but not divinely connected
He was a yogi
He is the creator and saviour
I am a woman, but I don't believe gender should matter in religion.
I am a man, but I don't believe gender should matter in religion.
I am a homosexual, and I believe my religion will accept me for who i am.
I am a woman, and I believe that my gender is relevant to my religion.
I am a man, and I believe that my gender is relevant to my religion.
You will be reborn depending on how you lived your last life
You will be reborn and suffer again
You will go to heaven or hell
You hope to ascend to paradise
You turn into plant food
A formal family dinner with services
A big meal with lots of food and lots of people
Thanksgiving is my holiday of choice
Offerings to my God
Imam W. Deen Mohammed
There are several great Yogis
There are several great rabbis