Who Are You In My Freaky Story?

1. You fall alseep in class. Why?

You stayed up studying, after playing sport for too long.

You lost track of time playing video games.

You were stalking someone, and didn't want to loose them...

You're always tired, no matter what time you go to bed. You can't rest while you're dreaming!

2. Someone tells you they believe in magic. What do you do?

Pat 'em on the back, and tell them 'good for you'.

Laugh. They're craaaazy.

Grab them by their collar and demand that they tell you how to raise the dead.

Nod politely and go along with it, but are a bit concerned.

3. How long does it take for you to loose your temper?

My fuse goes FOREVER, but if I do get angry, I explode.

About...10 seconds if I'm talking to an incompetant, or one of my plans goes haywire.

Ok, I admit it, I'm a hothead.

No one listens to me anyway, so I don't get angry. I just seeth inside.

4. What is your weirdest habit?

I can wriggle my ears!

Sometimes, I dream about flying. Does that count as a habit?

I am BAD TO THE BONE!!

I like toffee. And sharp things.

5. Things that annoy you include...

My plans stuffing up, people I don't like, loosing very important things, like fancy jewelery...(growls)

Being caught doing something wrong, people not believing me

Not having a purpose in life, people who CAN'T SIT STILL...!

Being underestimated, studying, my nose...

6. In your free time you...

Climb trees, imagine being someone else.

Scheme, plot, plan, and whatever other words mean to concoct an idea that will serve my ends.

I have no free time. I'm too busy looking after people younger than me.

Look in the attic. You never know what you might find...

7. Your personality in three words?

Careful, tactful,brave

Impulsive, clownish, athletic

Evil, evil, and....evil

Stubborn, cynical, good-hearted (the hyphen makes it one word. so there).

8. Who would you rather be?

Tyrannical ruler of the world!!! mua haha!

Some sort of law-enforcement person

Married to someone I truly love, with three kids, a dog, and a little cottage by the sea

NOT me. a dentist would be nice - no need to talk, lots of money, rubber gloves...

9. If you had a crush you would...

Try to block them out. They're too good for me.

I have no feelings.

Talk to them about it, ask them out!

Good question...uh...oh I know! Bug them until they notice me!

10. If you could choose a book to live in, it would be...

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe from Narnia! I wanna be the talking beaver!

Peter Pan. Oh, to never have to grow up...

Harry Potter. Go Voldemort! MUA HAHA!

James Bond. All those guns...and cars...and GIRLS!

It'd be cool to be in a Dan Brown novel...I'm smart! mostly...

The play Richard III by Shakespeare, or Macbeth, so long as tonnes of people die!

A James Patterson novel. I'd be the cop.

Escape to Witch Mountain. If I'm an alien, I don't have to stay here anymore!

11. You are being bullied at school by someone who all the teachers love. What do you do.

Put up with it 'coz no one'd believe you anyway.

Do something really impulsive to get back at them which would get you into serious trouble.

Sneak into their house and MURDER THEIR PARENTS!! mua hahaha!!

Film them doing something wrong, and then report them.

12. You have had a REALLY bad day, and now it's raining.What do you do?

Throw mud pies at your neibour's windows!!

Go find your old treehouse, and sit in it until you feel like going home.

Sit on the grass, look at the sky and get sopping wet.

Do some indoor sport. exercise always makes you feel better.