Which Type Of Crossover Are You?
In the market for a new crossover and just can't quite pick which one? This quiz will, with mind-blowing accuracy, determine the right crossover for you. . . Assuming, of course, that you want a crossover in the first place. . .
- 1.
Do you like crossovers in the first place? It's a simple question.
- A.
Yes
- B.
Nope
- C.
Why are you even asking this?
- D.
I can already tell this is a stupid quiz.
- E.
I can't believe you would expect me to answer such a personal question...... Ughhhhhh
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- 2.
Pick which one best describes you.
- A.
Trendsetter. Fashionista. Artist.
- B.
Successful and Rich. Period.
- C.
Quiet and Reserved.
- D.
I'm not loud but I'm not quiet either. I'm just....somewhere in the middle.
- E.
Flashy and Elegant.
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- 3.
Do you have mountains and mountains of money? Like, lots of it?
- A.
You know it!
- B.
No, I'm not that rich.
- C.
No, I can just barely afford food on my table.
- D.
No, but I can still make it rain without hurting my pocket book.
- E.
No, but I can live comfortably and I have what I need.
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- 4.
You like an eccentric-looking car. Something with bling and chrome accents and sharp curves. Something sexy and sleek and modern.
- A.
Yes. I like it when people say, "Wait, what was that"! Blingy, flashy, unique, and I will pay big for it.
- B.
Nope, I don't like that.
- C.
Yes. I like it when people say, "Wait, what was that"! Blingy, flashy, unique, but I want value too. I don't want to have to donate my organs to pay for it.
- D.
Ummm. Not partcularly. I don't really care. I don't mind a little attention, but nothing ridiculous.
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- 5.
You like it when a car screams "Look at me!"
- A.
Yes, yes, yes. The louder the better.
- B.
False
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- 6.
You would spend over $45,000 on a crossover.
- A.
Sure.
- B.
No....that's too much.
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- 7.
Would you spend over a $100,000 on a crossover? Remember, money = status...as long as you can afford it.
- A.
You betcha.
- B.
Heck no. Are we in the market for crossovers or supercars?
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- 8.
Would you spend more than $25,000 on a crossover?
- A.
Obviously, I want to ride in style, not just in the bare minimum.
- B.
Nope. I'll spend $25,000 and down, but not any higher.
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- 9.
You care about practicality. You want a solid car that gets the job done. No need for all that excess stuff.
- A.
No, a car is far more than just "getting the job done". It's my image, the portrayal of myself to the outside world, its a fashion statement.
- B.
That's right.
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- 10.
Do you like concept cars, or are they just a little over-the-top for a real driving machine?
- A.
Yes, the crazier the better...and I'll pay through the roof for it.
- B.
Yes, as long as they are competitively priced too.
- C.
No, I don't like that. Those are "concept" cars - CONCEPT cars, get it? They aren't meant to be real.
- D.
What is a concept car?
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- 11.
Do you care about the brand symbol on the car, and will you pay for a luxury brand logo?
- A.
Yes, and I'll pay for it.
- B.
No. Who cares about that? It's a car.
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- 12.
Performance and handling are very important to you and will affect which crossover is right for you.
- A.
Yes, these are extremely important to me. Give me something with power, speed, and racecar-like handling.
- B.
Yes, they are quite important. But I still don't want to buy a supercar to obtain them.
- C.
Yes, they are important. But not overwhelmingly important.
- D.
Yes, they are important. But in the end, as long as it has plenty of power to get the job done, I'm happy.
- E.
Hmm. Sure. I guess. I don't know. Not really.
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- 13.
Pick a house that most closely resembles yours.
- A.
Middle Class Home or Average Apartment
- B.
Elegant Middle Class Home
- C.
Just a Nice Middle Class Home - do we really need to add the "elegant" part?
- D.
Luxurious Home
- E.
Uber Mansion
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- 14.
You value simplicity.
- A.
I do yes. What is the point of all that excess? It just blinds my eyes.
- B.
Why would I want my ride to be simple? Like I keep saying, I want lots and lots and lots of bling and price tags that make people raise their eyebrows.
- C.
Are you kidding me? No, I'm eccentric and artistic. I like something that is unique and unlike anything else.
- D.
Simplicity is good. But I don't mind a little spice to heat things up either.
- E.
Who cares about simplicity and complexity! I want performance, power, status, and prestige.
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- 15.
You are a.....
- A.
An individual that likes crossovers. I don't know much about brand names and I don't see any point in spending thousands of dollars extra for a brand name. But I want a car that looks good and does what I need it to do.
- B.
Man who works with his hands. A simple pair of jeans and a shirt will do. I don't need a walk-in closet for my wardrobe. And I don't need twenty different pairs of shoes.
- C.
An individual who likes to be different. I like to express myself to the world through what I wear and what I do, but I like to be unique and just a bit flashy. I have a good job, as in I'm not poor. But I also don't have tons of money either. I have to be a bit conservative and enjoy finding good value.
- D.
An individual who likes to be different. I have a very expressive style - one of luxury, elegance, sexiness, style, and status. I want people to know that I am a step above the common man, that I don't worry about spending $300 on a purse, and that I am entitled.
- E.
An individual with an obsession for performance vehicle. I don't care about crazy designs and wavelike curves. But I do know all about horsepower, torque, turbos, brands, and I love the roar of an engine. Oh...and I have lots and lots of money to blow.
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- 16.
You have a.....
- A.
3 Car Garage
- B.
2 Car Garage (swept and clean)
- C.
2 Car Garage (filled with tools, bikes, and other gear)
- D.
Why does this matter?
- E.
5 Car Garage
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- 17.
Do you need two rows of seats in the back?
- A.
Yes, how else will I transport the kids around?
- B.
Nah, I don't really care about that.
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- 18.
Pick one.
- A.
Hammer.
- B.
Status.
- C.
Style.
- D.
Performance.
- E.
The kiddos' dirty soccer clothes that I have to wash.
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- 19.
Fear not, I tell you! That's right, FEAR NOT, I TELL YOU! You are almost there - about half way through. Just a few more questions left and the perfect crossover for your personality will be revealed to you.To keep you motivated, here's a quick joke:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Old people poke me at weddings and tell me "You're next"So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- A.
I'm surprised I'm still here too....
- B.
You're an idiot.
- C.
Well that was a lame joke. Why don't you just shut up already!
- D.
Hahaha!
- E.
I like this quiz :)
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