Which Type Of Crossover Are You?

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Which Type Of Crossover Are You?

In the market for a new crossover and just can't quite pick which one? This quiz will, with mind-blowing accuracy, determine the right crossover for you. . . Assuming, of course, that you want a crossover in the first place. . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you like crossovers in the first place? It's a simple question.
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Nope

    • C. 

      Why are you even asking this?

    • D. 

      I can already tell this is a stupid quiz.

    • E. 

      I can't believe you would expect me to answer such a personal question...... Ughhhhhh

  • 2. 
    Pick which one best describes you.
    • A. 

      Trendsetter. Fashionista. Artist.

    • B. 

      Successful and Rich. Period.

    • C. 

      Quiet and Reserved.

    • D. 

      I'm not loud but I'm not quiet either. I'm just....somewhere in the middle.

    • E. 

      Flashy and Elegant.

  • 3. 
    Do you have mountains and mountains of money? Like, lots of it?
    • A. 

      You know it!

    • B. 

      No, I'm not that rich.

    • C. 

      No, I can just barely afford food on my table.

    • D. 

      No, but I can still make it rain without hurting my pocket book.

    • E. 

      No, but I can live comfortably and I have what I need.

  • 4. 
    You like an eccentric-looking car. Something with bling and chrome accents and sharp curves. Something sexy and sleek and modern. 
    • A. 

      Yes. I like it when people say, "Wait, what was that"! Blingy, flashy, unique, and I will pay big for it.

    • B. 

      Nope, I don't like that.

    • C. 

      Yes. I like it when people say, "Wait, what was that"! Blingy, flashy, unique, but I want value too. I don't want to have to donate my organs to pay for it.

    • D. 

      Ummm. Not partcularly. I don't really care. I don't mind a little attention, but nothing ridiculous.

  • 5. 
    You like it when a car screams "Look at me!"
    • A. 

      Yes, yes, yes. The louder the better.

    • B. 

      False

  • 6. 
    You would spend over $45,000 on a crossover.
    • A. 

      Sure.

    • B. 

      No....that's too much.

  • 7. 
    Would you spend over a $100,000 on a crossover? Remember, money = status...as long as you can afford it. 
    • A. 

      You betcha.

    • B. 

      Heck no. Are we in the market for crossovers or supercars?

  • 8. 
    Would you spend more than $25,000 on a crossover?
    • A. 

      Obviously, I want to ride in style, not just in the bare minimum.

    • B. 

      Nope. I'll spend $25,000 and down, but not any higher.

  • 9. 
    You care about practicality. You want a solid car that gets the job done. No need for all that excess stuff. 
    • A. 

      No, a car is far more than just "getting the job done". It's my image, the portrayal of myself to the outside world, its a fashion statement.

    • B. 

      That's right.

  • 10. 
    Do you like concept cars, or are they just a little over-the-top for a real driving machine?
    • A. 

      Yes, the crazier the better...and I'll pay through the roof for it.

    • B. 

      Yes, as long as they are competitively priced too.

    • C. 

      No, I don't like that. Those are "concept" cars - CONCEPT cars, get it? They aren't meant to be real.

    • D. 

      What is a concept car?

  • 11. 
    Fear not, I tell you! That's right, FEAR NOT, I TELL YOU!    You are almost there - about half way through. Just a few more questions left and the perfect crossover for your personality will be revealed to you.To keep you motivated, here's a quick joke:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Old people poke me at weddings and tell me "You're next"So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    • A. 

      I'm surprised I'm still here too....

    • B. 

      You're an idiot.

    • C. 

      Well that was a lame joke. Why don't you just shut up already!

    • D. 

      Hahaha!

    • E. 

      I like this quiz :)

  • 12. 
    Do you care about the brand symbol on the car, and will you pay for a luxury brand logo?
    • A. 

      Yes, and I'll pay for it.

    • B. 

      No. Who cares about that? It's a car.

  • 13. 
    Performance and handling are very important to you and will affect which crossover is right for you. 
    • A. 

      Yes, these are extremely important to me. Give me something with power, speed, and racecar-like handling.

    • B. 

      Yes, they are quite important. But I still don't want to buy a supercar to obtain them.

    • C. 

      Yes, they are important. But not overwhelmingly important.

    • D. 

      Yes, they are important. But in the end, as long as it has plenty of power to get the job done, I'm happy.

    • E. 

      Hmm. Sure. I guess. I don't know. Not really.

  • 14. 
    Pick a house that most closely resembles yours. 
    • A. 

      Middle Class Home or Average Apartment

    • B. 

      Elegant Middle Class Home

    • C. 

      Just a Nice Middle Class Home - do we really need to add the "elegant" part?

    • D. 

      Luxurious Home

    • E. 

      Uber Mansion

  • 15. 
    You value simplicity.
    • A. 

      I do yes. What is the point of all that excess? It just blinds my eyes.

    • B. 

      Why would I want my ride to be simple? Like I keep saying, I want lots and lots and lots of bling and price tags that make people raise their eyebrows.

    • C. 

      Are you kidding me? No, I'm eccentric and artistic. I like something that is unique and unlike anything else.

    • D. 

      Simplicity is good. But I don't mind a little spice to heat things up either.

    • E. 

      Who cares about simplicity and complexity! I want performance, power, status, and prestige.

  • 16. 
    You are a.....
    • A. 

      An individual that likes crossovers. I don't know much about brand names and I don't see any point in spending thousands of dollars extra for a brand name. But I want a car that looks good and does what I need it to do.

    • B. 

      Man who works with his hands. A simple pair of jeans and a shirt will do. I don't need a walk-in closet for my wardrobe. And I don't need twenty different pairs of shoes.

    • C. 

      An individual who likes to be different. I like to express myself to the world through what I wear and what I do, but I like to be unique and just a bit flashy. I have a good job, as in I'm not poor. But I also don't have tons of money either. I have to be a bit conservative and enjoy finding good value.

    • D. 

      An individual who likes to be different. I have a very expressive style - one of luxury, elegance, sexiness, style, and status. I want people to know that I am a step above the common man, that I don't worry about spending $300 on a purse, and that I am entitled.

    • E. 

      An individual with an obsession for performance vehicle. I don't care about crazy designs and wavelike curves. But I do know all about horsepower, torque, turbos, brands, and I love the roar of an engine. Oh...and I have lots and lots of money to blow.

  • 17. 
    You have a.....
    • A. 

      3 Car Garage

    • B. 

      2 Car Garage (swept and clean)

    • C. 

      2 Car Garage (filled with tools, bikes, and other gear)

    • D. 

      Why does this matter?

    • E. 

      5 Car Garage

  • 18. 
    Do you need two rows of seats in the back? 
    • A. 

      Yes, how else will I transport the kids around?

    • B. 

      Nah, I don't really care about that.

  • 19. 
    Pick one. 
    • A. 

      Hammer.

    • B. 

      Status.

    • C. 

      Style.

    • D. 

      Performance.

    • E. 

      The kiddos' dirty soccer clothes that I have to wash.

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