I seem to scare people...
At the moment, it's kind of non-existent...
Do celebrity crushes count?
Falling from a balcony
Getting run over by a car
Being eaten by a shark
Sing and pretend to play guitar.
Play drums. (16-hour drum solo!)
Play the keyboard.
"Ow! My tan lines!"
"Ow! My stomach lining!"
"Ow! My style! Or, lack therof..."
"Aah! My secret weakness!"
Make the kid finish his homework, then time for bed!
Raid the fridge.
Ignore the kid and invite your friends over for a party!
Turn on the TV.
I'm going to a college on the other side of the world.
Whatever I'm doing, it will not be working at a retail store.
I can't think that far ahead.
You mean...high school...ENDS?