What Type Of Football Fan Are You?
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Seperating men from boys, spanners from nutters, bedwetters from the normal, match going fan. . .
- 1.You wake up on the morning of a match. You are?
- A.
Hungover
- B.
Eagerly anticipating the game
- C.
Worried that your replica shirt might not be dry
- D.
Angry
- 2.Your pre-match refreshments are:
- A.
Weetabix, low fat milk
- B.
Five Pints
- C.
Fry up and a couple down the local
- D.
Toast with marmite
- 3.You keep up to date with your club by:
- A.
The interweb
- B.
I dont
- C.
Talk with mates down the pub
- D.
Local papers
- 4.To matches, you wear:
- A.
Designer gear
- B.
Whatever clothes are clean
- C.
Replica shirt
- D.
Facepaints, flags, hat
- 5.You are walking down the street and see a fan surrounded by police. As you get closer, you see he is an old school friend and looks a little tipsy. You:
- A.
Ignore the situation, he'll get what he deserves
- B.
Go and plead with the coppers that he's your brother and you'll look after him
- C.
Do nothing, chuckle away about his plight
- D.
Throw obscenities at the police, bloody jobsworths
- 6.The referee is giving everything against your team. You:
- A.
Swear at him, start a chant or two; he's ruined your day.
- B.
Gesture manically and offer cut-throat signs to the closest linesman in the hope that he'll give you something instead
- C.
Sit there quietly, refs aren't biased, they just give it as they see it
- D.
Swear manically, but secretly find it funny
- 7.1-0 down, 5 minutes to go. You are:
- A.
Still in your seat, chanting 'barmy army'
- B.
Stood in the concourses ready for a quick exit
- C.
Still in your seat, believing in the comeback
- D.
In the pub. Have been since half time
- 8.Your team loses at home against a team of plebs. They are useless. You:
- A.
Applaud the lads off the pitch. They tried their best
- B.
Boooooooooo
- C.
Walk home silently.
- D.
Launch a foul-mouthed tirade at something, everything.
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