What Type Of Football Fan Are You?

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What Type Of Football Fan Are You?

Seperating men from boys, spanners from nutters, bedwetters from the normal, match going fan. . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You wake up on the morning of a match. You are?
    • A. 

      Hungover

    • B. 

      Eagerly anticipating the game

    • C. 

      Worried that your replica shirt might not be dry

    • D. 

      Angry

  • 2. 
    Your pre-match refreshments are:
    • A. 

      Weetabix, low fat milk

    • B. 

      Five Pints

    • C. 

      Fry up and a couple down the local

    • D. 

      Toast with marmite

  • 3. 
    You keep up to date with your club by:
    • A. 

      The interweb

    • B. 

      I dont

    • C. 

      Talk with mates down the pub

    • D. 

      Local papers

  • 4. 
    To matches, you wear:
    • A. 

      Designer gear

    • B. 

      Whatever clothes are clean

    • C. 

      Replica shirt

    • D. 

      Facepaints, flags, hat

  • 5. 
    You are walking down the street and see a fan surrounded by police. As you get closer, you see he is an old school friend and looks a little tipsy. You:
    • A. 

      Ignore the situation, he'll get what he deserves

    • B. 

      Go and plead with the coppers that he's your brother and you'll look after him

    • C. 

      Do nothing, chuckle away about his plight

    • D. 

      Throw obscenities at the police, bloody jobsworths

  • 6. 
    The referee is giving everything against your team. You:
    • A. 

      Swear at him, start a chant or two; he's ruined your day.

    • B. 

      Gesture manically and offer cut-throat signs to the closest linesman in the hope that he'll give you something instead

    • C. 

      Sit there quietly, refs aren't biased, they just give it as they see it

    • D. 

      Swear manically, but secretly find it funny

  • 7. 
    1-0 down, 5 minutes to go. You are:
    • A. 

      Still in your seat, chanting 'barmy army'

    • B. 

      Stood in the concourses ready for a quick exit

    • C. 

      Still in your seat, believing in the comeback

    • D. 

      In the pub. Have been since half time

  • 8. 
    Your team loses at home against a team of plebs. They are useless. You:
    • A. 

      Applaud the lads off the pitch. They tried their best

    • B. 

      Boooooooooo

    • C. 

      Walk home silently.

    • D. 

      Launch a foul-mouthed tirade at something, everything.