What Type Of Football Fan Are You?

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What Type Of Football Fan Are You? - Quiz

Seperating men from boys, spanners from nutters, bedwetters from the normal, match going fan. . .


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Bedwetter

What's the point in even watching football if you're just going to sit there wrapped in a blanket and drink milk? You're a feeble person who probably believes in 'positivity' and enjoys a 'nice family atmosphere'. Probably because in your own little bubble you secretly like boys. You enjoy the club's official coach journeys.

Happy Clappy Spanner

You probably think that you and your circle of football friends are the most barmy and zany chaps on the planet. You'll always remember that time when 'Stevo' dropped his hotdog outside your local rivals ground, it was so funny. Sat proudly in your replica shirt, you get to grounds early to blow up balloons, and for FA Cup games you wear a comedy hat to see if you can get on TV. You and Stevo take turns to drive the minibus to away games.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You wake up on the morning of a match. You are?
    • A. 

      Hungover

    • B. 

      Eagerly anticipating the game

    • C. 

      Worried that your replica shirt might not be dry

    • D. 

      Angry

  • 2. 
    Your pre-match refreshments are:
    • A. 

      Weetabix, low fat milk

    • B. 

      Five Pints

    • C. 

      Fry up and a couple down the local

    • D. 

      Toast with marmite

  • 3. 
    You keep up to date with your club by:
    • A. 

      The interweb

    • B. 

      I dont

    • C. 

      Talk with mates down the pub

    • D. 

      Local papers

  • 4. 
    To matches, you wear:
    • A. 

      Designer gear

    • B. 

      Whatever clothes are clean

    • C. 

      Replica shirt

    • D. 

      Facepaints, flags, hat

  • 5. 
    You are walking down the street and see a fan surrounded by police. As you get closer, you see he is an old school friend and looks a little tipsy. You:
    • A. 

      Ignore the situation, he'll get what he deserves

    • B. 

      Go and plead with the coppers that he's your brother and you'll look after him

    • C. 

      Do nothing, chuckle away about his plight

    • D. 

      Throw obscenities at the police, bloody jobsworths

  • 6. 
    The referee is giving everything against your team. You:
    • A. 

      Swear at him, start a chant or two; he's ruined your day.

    • B. 

      Gesture manically and offer cut-throat signs to the closest linesman in the hope that he'll give you something instead

    • C. 

      Sit there quietly, refs aren't biased, they just give it as they see it

    • D. 

      Swear manically, but secretly find it funny

  • 7. 
    1-0 down, 5 minutes to go. You are:
    • A. 

      Still in your seat, chanting 'barmy army'

    • B. 

      Stood in the concourses ready for a quick exit

    • C. 

      Still in your seat, believing in the comeback

    • D. 

      In the pub. Have been since half time

  • 8. 
    Your team loses at home against a team of plebs. They are useless. You:
    • A. 

      Applaud the lads off the pitch. They tried their best

    • B. 

      Boooooooooo

    • C. 

      Walk home silently.

    • D. 

      Launch a foul-mouthed tirade at something, everything.

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