What Type Of Football Fan Are You?

Hungover

Eagerly anticipating the game

Worried that your replica shirt might not be dry

Angry

Weetabix, low fat milk

Five Pints

Fry up and a couple down the local

Toast with marmite

The interweb

I dont

Talk with mates down the pub

Local papers

Designer gear

Whatever clothes are clean

Replica shirt

Facepaints, flags, hat

Ignore the situation, he'll get what he deserves

Go and plead with the coppers that he's your brother and you'll look after him

Do nothing, chuckle away about his plight

Throw obscenities at the police, bloody jobsworths

Swear at him, start a chant or two; he's ruined your day.

Gesture manically and offer cut-throat signs to the closest linesman in the hope that he'll give you something instead

Sit there quietly, refs aren't biased, they just give it as they see it

Swear manically, but secretly find it funny

Still in your seat, chanting 'barmy army'

Stood in the concourses ready for a quick exit

Still in your seat, believing in the comeback

In the pub. Have been since half time

Applaud the lads off the pitch. They tried their best

Boooooooooo

Walk home silently.

Launch a foul-mouthed tirade at something, everything.