Which Member Of Mrs. Ulysses Are You?

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Ulysses S Grant Quizzes & Trivia

Mrs. Ulysses is your favorite greek geek improv group at One Group Mind. You know them you love them. But which one are you?


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Steve Persch

You are Steve Persch!  You are tall and drive or possibly ride a motorcycle, whichever verb is most commonly used there.  You know a lot about sports!All of the ladies want to touch you.

Jessica Landis

You are Jessica Landis!  You wear more dresses than are necessary and drink out of bags.  You need to lighten up girl.Nikola Tesla wants to touch you, even though he is dead and never touched anyone ever in his whole life.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You are standing in a line on the Mayne Stage at 7:30pm on the first Tuesday of the month, having just received a suggestion of "australia".  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Wait for Steve to go out and initiate, then have an join him on stage and have an emotional reaction.

    • B. 

      Come out with a line in hand revealing a true and hilarious take on Australians.

    • C. 

      Initiate. Someone has to.

    • D. 

      Stand on the side, feeling uncomfortable in these borrowed pants.

    • E. 

      Run to the power spot and then make a strong, full-body, physical choice.

    • F. 

      Grab a chair to the power spot and make an interesting shape using the chair and the not inconsiderable lengths of your limbs.

  • 2. 
    Which quotable line are you most likely to say?
    • A. 

      "I'll just... leave this chair here. Just in case."

    • B. 

      "Never name anything you can pee on."

    • C. 

      "Nobody is buying ice cream anymore- too many murders!"

    • D. 

      "So, polygamy, huh?"

    • E. 

      "You didn't change the locks. That means you wanted me back, baby."

  • 3. 
    You are playing volleyball.  What is your signature move?
    • A. 

      Bumper- you never let it hit the ground.

    • B. 

      Server- you get it started.

    • C. 

      Spiker- you shut it down.

    • D. 

      No matter what is bumped to you, you never miss a spike or hit it sideways.

    • E. 

      Cheerleader

    • F. 

      You support patterns by setting and passing.

  • 4. 
    Your Mrs. Ulysses nickname is:
    • A. 

      "Notes"

    • B. 

      "Gender Neutral"

    • C. 

      "The Dad"

    • D. 

      "The Scientist"

    • E. 

      "freshest new ideas"

    • F. 

      "Curveball"

    • G. 

      "Ride the Rainbow"

    • H. 

      "Best Parts of a Cat"

    • I. 

      "The Closer"

    • J. 

      "I Will Eat a Puppy"

  • 5. 
    When ladies be expecting things, you:
    • A. 

      Are out

    • B. 

      Are not out

    • C. 

      N/a- I'm not into ladies

  • 6. 
    When you are not at the Mayne Stage on the first Tuesday of every month at 7:30, you:
    • A. 

      Are a scientist

    • B. 

      Are an engineer for a web design company

    • C. 

      Teach kids about the SAT

    • D. 

      Give improvised tours downtown

    • E. 

      Hang out in your jacuzzi hottub

    • F. 

      Job hunt

    • G. 

      Work a job where you have to know a lot about corporate culture

    • H. 

      Give tours at the Museum of Science and Industry

  • 7. 
    At the time this quiz was written, your most recent Facebook wall post said:
    • A. 

      Too soon?

    • B. 

      ------ was tagged in an iO Graduate Shows photo

    • C. 

      Traffic Jelly will be at The Upstairs Gallary tonight with Pony Express and Bear Fight, 9pm :)

    • D. 

      You would let me teach your kid guitar, right? Whywontyouhireme.blog.com

    • E. 

      After typing in a bunch of different combinations of words, like "fat and fancy", I came across this video. Welcome to "bored + taser"

    • F. 

      -------- is attending ZEBRA LOUNGE Lucky #13 with Justin Wrzesinski!!

    • G. 

      Maybe you are not sure what to get me for my real birthday. Here are some hints! --Tickets to see Maria Bamford at the Mayne stage. --This game: "Lightning Reaction Game Reloaded" Either way we will have fun, together!

    • H. 

      -------- is attending The Nerdologues Take Manhattan.

  • 8. 
    I am willing to sleep in a hammock.
    • A. 

      Yes!

    • B. 

      I'll just walk home, I live right by here.

    • C. 

      No way.

    • D. 

      ::is already asleep on the only air mattress::

  • 9. 
    You secretly know a lot about:
    • A. 

      Wigs

    • B. 

      Keeping secrets

    • C. 

      Corporate culture

    • D. 

      Sports players

    • E. 

      Making beer

    • F. 

      Clubbing

    • G. 

      Never answering emails

  • 10. 
    Do you smoke?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Can I bum a cigarette? Wait, what brand do you smoke? Oh, no way.

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