Which Member Of Mrs. Ulysses Are You?

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Ulysses S Grant Quizzes & Trivia

Mrs. Ulysses is your favorite greek geek improv group at One Group Mind. You know them you love them. But which one are you?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You are standing in a line on the Mayne Stage at 7:30pm on the first Tuesday of the month, having just received a suggestion of "australia".  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Wait for Steve to go out and initiate, then have an join him on stage and have an emotional reaction.

    • B. 

      Come out with a line in hand revealing a true and hilarious take on Australians.

    • C. 

      Initiate. Someone has to.

    • D. 

      Stand on the side, feeling uncomfortable in these borrowed pants.

    • E. 

      Run to the power spot and then make a strong, full-body, physical choice.

    • F. 

      Grab a chair to the power spot and make an interesting shape using the chair and the not inconsiderable lengths of your limbs.

  • 2. 
    Which quotable line are you most likely to say?
    • A. 

      "I'll just... leave this chair here. Just in case."

    • B. 

      "Never name anything you can pee on."

    • C. 

      "Nobody is buying ice cream anymore- too many murders!"

    • D. 

      "So, polygamy, huh?"

    • E. 

      "You didn't change the locks. That means you wanted me back, baby."

  • 3. 
    You are playing volleyball.  What is your signature move?
    • A. 

      Bumper- you never let it hit the ground.

    • B. 

      Server- you get it started.

    • C. 

      Spiker- you shut it down.

    • D. 

      No matter what is bumped to you, you never miss a spike or hit it sideways.

    • E. 

      Cheerleader

    • F. 

      You support patterns by setting and passing.

  • 4. 
    Your Mrs. Ulysses nickname is:
    • A. 

      "Notes"

    • B. 

      "Gender Neutral"

    • C. 

      "The Dad"

    • D. 

      "The Scientist"

    • E. 

      "freshest new ideas"

    • F. 

      "Curveball"

    • G. 

      "Ride the Rainbow"

    • H. 

      "Best Parts of a Cat"

    • I. 

      "The Closer"

    • J. 

      "I Will Eat a Puppy"

  • 5. 
    When ladies be expecting things, you:
    • A. 

      Are out

    • B. 

      Are not out

    • C. 

      N/a- I'm not into ladies

  • 6. 
    When you are not at the Mayne Stage on the first Tuesday of every month at 7:30, you:
    • A. 

      Are a scientist

    • B. 

      Are an engineer for a web design company

    • C. 

      Teach kids about the SAT

    • D. 

      Give improvised tours downtown

    • E. 

      Hang out in your jacuzzi hottub

    • F. 

      Job hunt

    • G. 

      Work a job where you have to know a lot about corporate culture

    • H. 

      Give tours at the Museum of Science and Industry

  • 7. 
    At the time this quiz was written, your most recent Facebook wall post said:
    • A. 

      Too soon?

    • B. 

      ------ was tagged in an iO Graduate Shows photo

    • C. 

      Traffic Jelly will be at The Upstairs Gallary tonight with Pony Express and Bear Fight, 9pm :)

    • D. 

      You would let me teach your kid guitar, right? Whywontyouhireme.blog.com

    • E. 

      After typing in a bunch of different combinations of words, like "fat and fancy", I came across this video. Welcome to "bored + taser"

    • F. 

      -------- is attending ZEBRA LOUNGE Lucky #13 with Justin Wrzesinski!!

    • G. 

      Maybe you are not sure what to get me for my real birthday. Here are some hints! --Tickets to see Maria Bamford at the Mayne stage. --This game: "Lightning Reaction Game Reloaded" Either way we will have fun, together!

    • H. 

      -------- is attending The Nerdologues Take Manhattan.

  • 8. 
    I am willing to sleep in a hammock.
    • A. 

      Yes!

    • B. 

      I'll just walk home, I live right by here.

    • C. 

      No way.

    • D. 

      ::is already asleep on the only air mattress::

  • 9. 
    You secretly know a lot about:
    • A. 

      Wigs

    • B. 

      Keeping secrets

    • C. 

      Corporate culture

    • D. 

      Sports players

    • E. 

      Making beer

    • F. 

      Clubbing

    • G. 

      Never answering emails

  • 10. 
    Do you smoke?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Can I bum a cigarette? Wait, what brand do you smoke? Oh, no way.