Wait for Steve to go out and initiate, then have an join him on stage and have an emotional reaction.
Come out with a line in hand revealing a true and hilarious take on Australians.
Initiate. Someone has to.
Stand on the side, feeling uncomfortable in these borrowed pants.
Run to the power spot and then make a strong, full-body, physical choice.
Grab a chair to the power spot and make an interesting shape using the chair and the not inconsiderable lengths of your limbs.
"I'll just... leave this chair here. Just in case."
"Never name anything you can pee on."
"Nobody is buying ice cream anymore- too many murders!"
"So, polygamy, huh?"
"You didn't change the locks. That means you wanted me back, baby."
Bumper- you never let it hit the ground.
Server- you get it started.
Spiker- you shut it down.
No matter what is bumped to you, you never miss a spike or hit it sideways.
You support patterns by setting and passing.
"freshest new ideas"
"Ride the Rainbow"
"Best Parts of a Cat"
"I Will Eat a Puppy"
Are not out
N/a- I'm not into ladies
Are a scientist
Are an engineer for a web design company
Teach kids about the SAT
Give improvised tours downtown
Hang out in your jacuzzi hottub
Work a job where you have to know a lot about corporate culture
Give tours at the Museum of Science and Industry
------ was tagged in an iO Graduate Shows photo
Traffic Jelly will be at The Upstairs Gallary tonight with Pony Express and Bear Fight, 9pm :)
You would let me teach your kid guitar, right? Whywontyouhireme.blog.com
After typing in a bunch of different combinations of words, like "fat and fancy", I came across this video. Welcome to "bored + taser"
-------- is attending ZEBRA LOUNGE Lucky #13 with Justin Wrzesinski!!
Maybe you are not sure what to get me for my real birthday. Here are some hints! --Tickets to see Maria Bamford at the Mayne stage. --This game: "Lightning Reaction Game Reloaded" Either way we will have fun, together!
-------- is attending The Nerdologues Take Manhattan.
I'll just walk home, I live right by here.
::is already asleep on the only air mattress::
Never answering emails
Can I bum a cigarette? Wait, what brand do you smoke? Oh, no way.