You're a lying, aggressive, mischievous, snooty, and dominating person.
You're goofy, awkward, loud, come off as dumb, usually ignorant, and have social issues.
You're a joke to those around you because of your inabilities and annoying comments.
You're violent, come off as untrustworthy, vile habits, and take no prisoners when angered.
You suffer from a superiority complex and aren't the most practical when thinking and blow things out of proportion
You're snippy, rudely sarcastic, and act like you know everything.
You're silent, judge others without their consent, harsh, and seemingly made of stone.
You're narcissistic, sometimes delusional, shady, revenge seeker
Manipulate the attacker and convince him to walk or he's going to have some serious consequences.
Pop a joke out of nowhere and make the attacker laugh and continue in this fashion until you have two friends.
Attempt to stop the attacker physically and end up getting knocked out and receive points for effort.
Savagely rush the attacker and make him wish he was never born.
Mediate the situation and send both on their way with no more further violence.
Instead of physical strength, you use your wit and sharp tongue to make the attacker leave due to hurt feelings.
Leave it be and plot an elaborate revenge that will utterly crush them for harming the ones close to you.
Don't let the bully see you and take him from behind and throw him to the ground and threaten him until he agrees to never do it again.
Medicine, working on comebacks, reading, and using a computer.
Having a good time, hanging with friends, and bottling up your deepest regrets.
Painting, writing, sewing, and studying myths.
Making f*cking sock puppets. You know who this is.
Watching classic cartoons (You're never too old), dancing, and quoting Star Trek.
Robotics, chemistry, plotting... lot's of plotting, and singing opera.
Smoking a good cigar, playing cards, having extravagant parties, and modeling in a mirror by yourself.
Ranting, wanting to do nothing at all, sitting, and watching a classical play.
THE DOVAHKIIN! FUS RO DAH!
A sword, it's also a wonderful bottle opener.
A sock puppet with a bear trap in it's mouth, hasn't killed anyone yet... but one day I'll show them all!
Katana, sentimental attachment prevents me from letting go.
Bowie knife, surprise attacks are much more interesting.
Only one weapon, are you kidding me.
You're words, sticks and stones will break my bones but words can CRUSH YOU!
Your bare hands, it's the only way to fight.
Revolver, get's the job done quick and easy.
None, the cake is a lie.
Pretzels, can't go wrong with pretzels.
I don't need food, I need a drink. Herbal tea is refreshing.
No food for me, I have to get revenge on those who wronged my family.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Beer, whiskey, lager, moonshine, bourbon, and ice cream and tuna sandwiches.
Bowl of cereal, I missed breakfast because I'm not a morning person.
Hide the pieces and slowly rebuild over the course of several years.
Throw it out and pretend it never existed in the first place.
Do nothing but hide yourself instead.
Blame it on your little brother, he's always been a klutz anyway.
Just tell the truth when she comes back.
Tell the truth and give your own money to replace it.
Glue it back together right where you broke it no matter how crudely you did it and pretend nothing happened.
Take all of the pieces and hide them in a siblings room, when your mother comes back and sees that the vase is gone and starts a search, lure your mom to the siblings room and she finds the pieces because you purposely hid them badly.
"I don't know whether I adore puppets or socks more."
"So cold... so hungry..."
"I 'm not a talking kind of guy."
"I'll give him an offer he can't refuse."
Quickly publish all of your important work and polish your Nobel prizes.
Fall into a pit of despair and then decide to end your life early to end it on your own terms.
Track down the killer of your parents to any means and then end them in your final moments.
Rant about how it's not fair and decide to take down your enemies with you.
Send letters to your loved ones and say your good byes.
Have a giant party and forget to tell anyone you have 24 hours to live and die suddenly in the middle of the celebration.
Just live regular life.
Sit in a solitary environment, close your eyes and have reminiscence of your life until the final breath.
Purchase more emergency supplies for the refugees of a recent war.
Further your own plans and projects.
I don't know at all...
Use that to make more money until you have at least ten times that amount and then decide.
Spend it quickly on whatever catches your eye.
To afford a proper burial for someone close to you.
Money has no worth to me.
Put it in the bank and earn interest, you'll earn lot's of interest.
New Age Pop.
Hardcore Death Metal.
What's a "Genre"? I've hardly ever heard any.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No choice, music gives me the shakes.
Kenny G. Jazz.
Country, deal wit' it.
The Lego Movie.
I don't have a TV...
Dodge Ball, a True Underdog Story.
Les Miserable the Movie.
Friday the Thirteenth.
I CAN'T DIE! I WILL GO ON AS I PLEASE! (You refuse to die)
Drowning in fudge. (Why not)
Sitting in a chair, propped up like I'm alive. (To make death seem like a phase that's going to pass)
A quick and painless one obviously. (To get it over with)
I'd like to die on my own terms. (Suicide)
Being shot by a gun. (By someone else)
I dunno. (The most reasonable answer)
Having a cartoon anvil fall on my head,
The Elder Scrolls, totally not just for Skyrim...
Who has times for games in this busy, ever changing world?
HALO, the best first-person shooter ever.
If you call murder a game... I have the highest score.
Anything that involves the PC Master Race!
Fallout, I like how relatable it is.
Dishonored, this is not making a statement about me...
I don't know...
Drinking spoiled milk... it's nasty.
Tornados in rapid succession.
Water sources becoming poisoned.
A nuclear war threat.
A plague of an unknown, deadly disease.
An unknown serial killer in your small neighborhood.
An earthquake at 10 points on the richter scale.
A dragon's an animal right?
A fox... not because of every anime ever.
A kangaroo... they're fascinating.
A floating bloated insectoid jackal, it's the most terrifying thing the mind can conjure.
A pony, don't judge me.
A raven... no reason...
A spider... it's adorable the way they poison people with vicious attacks.
A German Shepherd, I used to own one...
Disney World... (The happiest place on this terrible Earth.)
Edinburgh, Scotland. (Edinburgh, Scotland... duh.)
I stay home. (You don't travel.)
Anywhere in Deutschland. (That's Germany you uncultured sod.)
Ho bisogno di vedere il mio padrino a Vienna! (Vienna)
Kathmandu, Nepal. (Nepal.)
The mother flippin Kanto Region! (You're just insane.)
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Can I pick two? What do you mean only one!?! Fine I'm screwed over... this is a stupid quiz. I can't do what I want at all.
Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more.
A song written and sang by music singer Haddaway.
Oh the memes that came from it.
What kind of question is this? You've run out of ideas.
I prefer Rick.
It just only makes things worse. Every time.
I think of the love for my family and friends.
Being a cyborg.
Being almost death-proof.
Being the smartest one in the room.
Having no rules.
Being practically a ninja.
Being a teacher.
The ability to build robots.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.