What Type Of Toot Are You?

9 Questions | By Ex5163 | Updated: Feb 20, 2023 | Attempts: 111

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Are you speaky? Are you deadly? How about Explosive? Find out now!

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Sqeaky

You aren't proud of your "releases" and try to hold it in. Let's just say, when you toot, It's a BIT high pitched.

Deadly

You aren't too proud about youre farts, but can hold it in forever. You killed your friends this way......by tooting!

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Questions and Answers

1.

Do you think guys toot as much as girls?
- A.
  
  I'm a guy and I don't think they toot a lot.
- B.
  
  I think they toot the same.
- C.
  
  I'm a girl and I think guy's toot a lot more.
- D.
  
  I'm a girl and I think I toot more than guys.
- E.
  
  That matter's.....My toot's are always supplied....I mean always!
2.

What Fart slogan do you live by?
- A.
  
  You denied it, You supplied it
- B.
  
  You smelt it, you dealt it.
- C.
  
  I don't live by any slogans.... I always get blamed anyways.
- D.
  
  Why should I? when I toot, Everyone runs away. Another's toot by another guy or girl is nothing compared to me!
3.

How do you plan to help the envoirment?
- A.
  
  I plan to save heat by lighting all my farts.
- B.
  
  I'm NOT helping the enviornment....I pollute everyday with me er...gas.
- C.
  
  Fart in my bathtub to conserve heat and not needing to turn on my faucet.
- D.
  
  I'm not going to awnser that.
4.

What is your favorite fart nickname
- A.
  
  Poots
- B.
  
  Tooters
- C.
  
  My burritto
- D.
  
  A message from Uranus.
5.

What do you think about lighting farts?
- A.
  
  Hystarical!
- B.
  
  A myth
- C.
  
  A good talent in Winter!
- D.
  
  My microwave!
- E.
  
  I've never been able to do it.
6.

How often do you fart?
- A.
  
  Once a week
- B.
  
  Once every 3 days
- C.
  
  Every day
- D.
  
  Possibly every hour.
7.

What do you say if someone complains about your farts?
- A.
  
  Fart again.
- B.
  
  Wait...pretty soon the smell will knock out the complainer.
- C.
  
  Blame it on the nearest person
- D.
  
  Act amazed and claim he was hearing things.
8.

What is the most embarrasing public place you farted in?
- A.
  
  A nuclear reactor. They tried to decapitate me afterwards.
- B.
  
  Obviously the elevator. I didn't beleve I could kill so many people...
- C.
  
  The swimming pool. The bubbles were green.
- D.
  
  I'm not telling....
- E.
  
  Everywhere.
- F.
  
  I haven't in an public place...I could hold it in!
9.

What do you do if everyone knows you farted and the air is green?
- A.
  
  Claim "It Was A NastyONE!"
- B.
  
  Like before...wait....They'll knock out eventually
- C.
  
  I never farted in front of one!
- D.
  
  I do that all the time! I like to randomize when.