What Type Of Toot Are You?

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Ex5163

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Quizzes Created: 1 | Total Attempts: 152

Questions: 9 | Attempts: 152 | Updated: Feb 20, 2023

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Questions and Answers

1.

Do you think guys toot as much as girls?
- A.
  
  I'm a guy and I don't think they toot a lot.
- B.
  
  I think they toot the same.
- C.
  
  I'm a girl and I think guy's toot a lot more.
- D.
  
  I'm a girl and I think I toot more than guys.
- E.
  
  That matter's.....My toot's are always supplied....I mean always!
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2.

What Fart slogan do you live by?
- A.
  
  You denied it, You supplied it
- B.
  
  You smelt it, you dealt it.
- C.
  
  I don't live by any slogans.... I always get blamed anyways.
- D.
  
  Why should I? when I toot, Everyone runs away. Another's toot by another guy or girl is nothing compared to me!
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3.

How do you plan to help the envoirment?
- A.
  
  I plan to save heat by lighting all my farts.
- B.
  
  I'm NOT helping the enviornment....I pollute everyday with me er...gas.
- C.
  
  Fart in my bathtub to conserve heat and not needing to turn on my faucet.
- D.
  
  I'm not going to awnser that.
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4.

What is your favorite fart nickname
- A.
  
  Poots
- B.
  
  Tooters
- C.
  
  My burritto
- D.
  
  A message from Uranus.
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5.

What do you think about lighting farts?
- A.
  
  Hystarical!
- B.
  
  A myth
- C.
  
  A good talent in Winter!
- D.
  
  My microwave!
- E.
  
  I've never been able to do it.
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6.

How often do you fart?
- A.
  
  Once a week
- B.
  
  Once every 3 days
- C.
  
  Every day
- D.
  
  Possibly every hour.
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7.

What do you say if someone complains about your farts?
- A.
  
  Fart again.
- B.
  
  Wait...pretty soon the smell will knock out the complainer.
- C.
  
  Blame it on the nearest person
- D.
  
  Act amazed and claim he was hearing things.
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8.

What is the most embarrasing public place you farted in?
- A.
  
  A nuclear reactor. They tried to decapitate me afterwards.
- B.
  
  Obviously the elevator. I didn't beleve I could kill so many people...
- C.
  
  The swimming pool. The bubbles were green.
- D.
  
  I'm not telling....
- E.
  
  Everywhere.
- F.
  
  I haven't in an public place...I could hold it in!
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9.

What do you do if everyone knows you farted and the air is green?
- A.
  
  Claim "It Was A NastyONE!"
- B.
  
  Like before...wait....They'll knock out eventually
- C.
  
  I never farted in front of one!
- D.
  
  I do that all the time! I like to randomize when.
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What Type Of Toot Are You?

Do you think guys toot as much as girls?

What Fart slogan do you live by?

How do you plan to help the envoirment?

What is your favorite fart nickname

What do you think about lighting farts?

How often do you fart?

What do you say if someone complains about your farts?

What is the most embarrasing public place you farted in?

What do you do if everyone knows you farted and the air is green?