I don't really have any extra room, but I'll give them some money to stay in a hostel and help them find a new place to live ASAP.
Pull out the spare mattress I have for just such an occasion and tell them they are welcome to live with me for as long as they want.
Offer to let them crash on my couch while they get back on their feet.
I'll help them find a vacant building and set up a squat there.
Offer to let them stay at my place before remembering that I, too, have just gotten evicted.
That sucks but I can't really do anything about it
This has never happened to me
All the time, no matter how casually I'm dressed
Only if I'm wearing clothes that are similar to the store uniform
It's happened once or twice randomly
I don't believe in ghosts and I'm not interested
I'm not sure if I believe in ghosts but I'm willing to indulge my curiosity
No thanks! Ghosts are real and dangerous
Sounds like fun, I hope I see a ghost
I don't believe in ghosts but I'll come anyway and loudly let everyone know that I don't believe in ghosts
Ghosts aren't real but it sounds like fun anyway
I procrastinate on the project and am super flaky about it, so someone else ends up covering for my work
I take the lead and divide up the labor in a way that maximises everyone's potential
I'm the one doing all the work and feeling very annoyed about it
I just do my part of the project, but I put my all into it to make it as good as possible
I just do my part of the project like I would any other assignment
I procrastinate on the project and then get it done in the last minute because I don't want to let my teammates down
Cat and lizard
Owl and swan
Golden eagle and lion
Bald eagle and dog
Goose and lion
Dog and possum
Bat and elephant
Border collie and corvid
Cat and wolf
I don't feel represented by any of these
I'm the one being obnoxious
Take the bait, I enjoy a good argument
Shut them down as quickly and efficiently as possible
Make passive aggressive comments until they take the hint
Try to de-escalate the situation with my friendly demeanor
Ignore it unless it really crosses the line
Tell them directly they are being annoying and to knock it off
Being a public nuisance
...None? Do people do crime as a hobby?
Obstructing traffic and other activist-related crimes
Why is this a single answer and not "check all that apply"?
How you impact the world at large
How you treat the people around you
Both of these are equally important
Yes, and I get worked up about them.
No, it's not worth my time.
No, I prefer to avoid conflict.
Yes, but I'm not emotionally invested in them.
I make other people angry by making shitposts
The system is broken and needs a drastic overhaul, but reforms are still worth fighting for in the meantime.
The best way to create lasting change is by reforming the current system, not by throwing it out completely.
The system is broken and there's nothing you can do about it.
I don't really pay attention to politics.
Direct action is all that matters, screw electoral politics.
With company ;)
Have one last toast / say goodbye to the group collectively
Why would I want to leave? I'll just pass out on the couch after the party's over.
Just head out, maybe say goodbye if anyone notices
Thank the host and say goodbye to them
Say goodbye to everyone you talked to individually
I don't go to social gatherings
Art but political
Art but not political
Theatre, poetry, writing
I have too many of them to choose one!
Just getting together with my friends
Something eccentric like being really into Gothic aesthetics
Group sports or games
I tutor children
Something eccentric in a sciencey or health related way
Something else academic
Reading about history or political philosophy
I don't commit to any of my hobbies because I quit whenever I get discouraged
Something calming and inoffensive like sewing