Which Of The Amis De L'ABC Are You?

1. A friend of yours just got evicted. What do you do?

I don't really have any extra room, but I'll give them some money to stay in a hostel and help them find a new place to live ASAP.

Pull out the spare mattress I have for just such an occasion and tell them they are welcome to live with me for as long as they want.

Offer to let them crash on my couch while they get back on their feet.

I'll help them find a vacant building and set up a squat there.

Offer to let them stay at my place before remembering that I, too, have just gotten evicted.

That sucks but I can't really do anything about it

2. When you're in a store, do other people ask you for help / assume you're one of the employees?

This has never happened to me

All the time, no matter how casually I'm dressed

Only if I'm wearing clothes that are similar to the store uniform

It's happened once or twice randomly

3. How do you feel about haunted houses?

I don't believe in ghosts and I'm not interested

I'm not sure if I believe in ghosts but I'm willing to indulge my curiosity

No thanks! Ghosts are real and dangerous

Sounds like fun, I hope I see a ghost

I don't believe in ghosts but I'll come anyway and loudly let everyone know that I don't believe in ghosts

Ghosts aren't real but it sounds like fun anyway

4. You're in a group project at school. What's your role?

I take the lead and divide up the labor in a way that maximises everyone's potential

I procrastinate on the project and am super flaky about it, so someone else ends up covering for my work

I'm the one doing all the work and feeling very annoyed about it

I just do my part of the project, but I put my all into it to make it as good as possible

I just do my part of the project like I would any other assignment

I procrastinate on the project and then get it done in the last minute because I don't want to let my teammates down

5. Choose a pair of animals that represents you

Cat and lizard

Owl and swan

Golden eagle and lion

Bald eagle and dog

Goose and lion

Dog and possum

Bat and elephant

Border collie and corvid

Cat and wolf

I don't feel represented by any of these

6. What's your D&D alignment?

Lawful Good

Neutral Good

Chaotic Good

True Neutral

Other

7. Someone in your social circle is being obnoxious or trying to pick a fight; how do you respond?

I'm the one being obnoxious

Take the bait, I enjoy a good argument

Shut them down as quickly and efficiently as possible

Make passive aggressive comments until they take the hint

Try to de-escalate the situation with my friendly demeanor

Ignore it unless it really crosses the line

Tell them directly they are being annoying and to knock it off

8. What crimes are you into?

Trespassing

...None? Do people do crime as a hobby?

Punching Nazis

Obstructing traffic and other activist-related crimes

Being a public nuisance

Why is this a single answer and not "check all that apply"?

9. Which is more important?

How you impact the world at large

How you treat the people around you

Both of these are equally important

Something else

10. Do you get into arguments online?

Yes, and I get worked up about them.

No, it's not worth my time.

No, I prefer to avoid conflict.

Yes, but I'm not emotionally invested in them.

I make other people angry by making shitposts

11. Which of the following statements do you agree most with?

The system is broken and needs a drastic overhaul, but reforms are still worth fighting for in the meantime.

The system is broken and there's nothing you can do about it.

The best way to create lasting change is by reforming the current system, not by throwing it out completely.

I don't really pay attention to politics.

Direct action is all that matters, screw electoral politics.

12. What's the best way to leave a party or social gathering?

With company ;)

Have one last toast / say goodbye to the group collectively

Why would I want to leave? I'll just pass out on the couch after the party's over.

Just head out, maybe say goodbye if anyone notices

Thank the host and say goodbye to them

Say goodbye to everyone you talked to individually

I don't go to social gatherings

13. What is your hobby?

Art but political

Art but not political

Theatre, poetry, writing

I have too many of them to choose one!

Just getting together with my friends

Something eccentric like being really into Gothic aesthetics

Fashion

Political organising

Group sports or games

I tutor children

Punching Nazis

Something eccentric in a sciencey or health related way

Something else academic

Reading about history or political philosophy

I don't commit to any of my hobbies because I quit whenever I get discouraged

Something calming and inoffensive like sewing