What Pokemon Fits You? 2.0

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What Pokemon Fits You? 2.0

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  • 1. 
    If you saw your trainer being beat up by other people that "DONT" have Pokemon. what would you do?
    • A. 

      Watch and laugh maniacally

    • B. 

      Go and get help

    • C. 

      Help your trainer and yell very loudly while you do it

    • D. 

      Stand still and do nothing

    • E. 

      Be scared out of your mind and pass out from the stress

    • F. 

      No comment........

    • G. 

      Brag about how awesome you are and hope they go away

    • H. 

      Show them your most powerful move and hope they run scared

  • 2. 
    If you were to choose any food you want from your trainer what would it be?
    • A. 

      Turkey

    • B. 

      Grapes

    • C. 

      Apple pie

    • D. 

      Sausage

    • E. 

      Hamburger

    • F. 

      Chili dog

    • G. 

      Corn dog

    • H. 

      Do i have to choose?

    • I. 

      A salad will be fine

  • 3. 
    What is your favorite thing to do?
    • A. 

      Have fun and dont even worry about anything #yolo

    • B. 

      Play video games brah!

    • C. 

      Nah.... i got homework

    • D. 

      no comment.........

    • E. 

      Im gonna go where the wind takes me

    • F. 

      Find someone to battle

    • G. 

      Go to therapy and beat up the therapist for thinking he or she knows everything

    • H. 

      Talk on facebook

    • I. 

      Roll around on the floor *derp*

  • 4. 
    So a random person walks up to you and your trainer and they yell "lets battle"which pokemon would you most likely choose?
    • A. 

      Yveltal

    • B. 

      Charizard

    • C. 

      Screw it ill kick his pokemon in the face and run

    • D. 

      Nine tails

    • E. 

      Weavile

    • F. 

      Snubbull

  • 5. 
    Would you find yourself cute in anyway?
    • A. 

      Hell no have you seen my cankles?

    • B. 

      Nope

    • C. 

      Kind of

    • D. 

      Can i have a hint?

    • E. 

      Yaz bitch i am a stripper from the intergalactic stripper world

    • F. 

      This is an odd question 0.0

  • 6. 
    Would you consider yourself smart 
    • A. 

      Ummmmm no.

    • B. 

      What is 12/17*2a-22(68.92=215)*71

    • C. 

      Well i am good at math but that one ^ im sure isnt a actual problem

    • D. 

      Um i cant even count yet......

    • E. 

      When is lunch?

    • F. 

      No and i hate math and i will obliterate anyone who stands to defy me

  • 7. 
    What would be your type of movie?
    • A. 

      Batman the dark knight rises

    • B. 

      Hotel Transylvania

    • C. 

      Cabin in the woods

    • D. 

      Anchorman

    • E. 

      Fifty shades of gray

    • F. 

      Star trek

    • G. 

      An autobiography containing the history of the U.S

  • 8. 
    What type of girl/boy interests you?
    • A. 

      I like my soulmate strong and handsome

    • B. 

      I like my lover smart and energetic

    • C. 

      Whats the question again?

    • D. 

      It doesnt matter as long as they dont smell like sewage

    • E. 

      I want a lover that can party and take the heat

    • F. 

      Ill go out with anyone as long as it aint shaymin

    • G. 

      I want someone to play with my torture dolls :(

  • 9. 
    If you were to get a car what kind of car would you want?
    • A. 

      A truck

    • B. 

      A sports car

    • C. 

      A motorcycle will do

    • D. 

      A go cart

    • E. 

      A shopping cart

    • F. 

      Im fine with riding a bike

    • G. 

      I have no problem walking

  • 10. 
    So you have a date and you cant decide what to go to. who do you ask for help?
    • A. 

      My mother

    • B. 

      My roommate

    • C. 

      My brother

    • D. 

      My voices

    • E. 

      My third toe joey

    • F. 

      A dating tip website

    • G. 

      Siri

  • 11. 
    So a random person comes up to you and says hey i know you. what is your response 
    • A. 

      Ummmmm do i know you

    • B. 

      STRANGER DANGER!!!!

    • C. 

      Ummmmmmm is your name joe ann?

    • D. 

      Can you please move your blocking my view

    • E. 

      Laugh, turn around, and keep walking.

    • F. 

      Stop him before he says anything and say no then walk away rudely

    • G. 

      Lick his face and walk away

  • 12. 
    So your mom walks into your room right?what will be the first thing they see?
    • A. 

      Heavy metal posters and a radio along with a twin bed

    • B. 

      A busted up matress with a couple of mags under the mattress

    • C. 

      My science homework

    • D. 

      My fatass playing xbox

    • E. 

      Me rolling myself into a burrito using a cover

    • F. 

      Dressing my barbie doll

    • G. 

      Giggling for no reason what so ever

    • H. 

      Sleeping

    • I. 

      Looking up at the ceiling in my bed

  • 13. 
    So your one friend that always ruines your day is coming over and you dont want them to. what do you do to keep them from coming?
    • A. 

      Blow them up using c4

    • B. 

      Calling them and telling them they were a failed abortion

    • C. 

      Tying them down and burning them alive in an abandoned warehouse

    • D. 

      Run away and start a secret society worshiping goldfish

    • E. 

      Walking to them and telling them you have to go pick up some things and you wont be back for a while

    • F. 

      Wait for them to ring the doorbell so you can drop kick them

    • G. 

      Get in your mothers car and run them over

  • 14. 
    Youve been doing really good in school and your mother wants to get you something of your choice. what would that thing be?
    • A. 

      A Ouija board

    • B. 

      A pack of smokes

    • C. 

      A weekly playboy mag

    • D. 

      A assault rifle

    • E. 

      A new game

    • F. 

      Some more pencils

    • G. 

      A pink pillow to lay on

    • H. 

      A new cover to wrap yourself up in and say your a burrito

  • 15. 
    So you see a bug on the window when on the bus. what is your reaction 
    • A. 

      HOLY SHIT ITS A BUG, PLEASE DONT EAT MY BRAINS

    • B. 

      Hey did you know that a lady bug can actually be a male and a female *cricket sounds*

    • C. 

      Hey little fella whats your name

    • D. 

      You have two seconds before i casually put my foot up your ass

    • E. 

      TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • F. 

      Eh whatever

    • G. 

      I am the queen of Atlantis

    • H. 

      Are you a bug?

  • 16. 
    So you got in trouble for something in school.what what it be?
    • A. 

      Stealing

    • B. 

      Yelling outloud

    • C. 

      Having your phone out

    • D. 

      Killing a kid and puting his dismantled head in the school trophy case

    • E. 

      You being you

    • F. 

      Being to silent

    • G. 

      Not paying attention

    • H. 

      Sleeping

    • I. 

      Punching a kid randomly

    • J. 

      Being a nerd

  • 17. 
    How do you like your steak 
    • A. 

      Normal

    • B. 

      Rare

    • C. 

      Medium rare

    • D. 

      Well done

    • E. 

      Blue rare

    • F. 

      Medium well

    • G. 

      Medium

    • H. 

      STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE BIATCH

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