What Phobia Are You, Bruh?

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What Phobia Are You, Bruh? - Quiz

HEY YOU.YEAH YOU, YOU BUTT.YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT PHOBIA YOU ARE?TAKE THIS DOPE QUIZ TO FIND OUTLIKE. NOW. 


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Hexakosioihexkontahexaphobia

YOU AFRAID OF 666. OR DA DEVIL. YOU GO TO CHURCH ALL DAY ERRYDAY TO PRAY TO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. YOU BATHE IN HOLY WATER AND READ THE BIBLE WHILE YOU TINKLE AND DO YOUR PLOPPIES. YOU LOVE JESUS FOR GIVING YOU A FORGIVENESS OF SINS BUT FOR THE MAJESTIC CREATION OF BEARS. AMEN.

Geniophobia

YOU AFRAID OF CHINS. IF YOU AFRAID OF DEM CHINS DEN YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HONEY BOO BOO. YOU DESPISE CHINFINITE PEOPLE. YOU MAY HATE DEM CHINS BUT YOU DO LOVE DA BEARS FOR THEIR LUXURIOUS COAT OF FUR.

Peladophia

YOU AFRAID OF DA BALD PEOPLE. YOU MAKE WIGS FOR DA BALD WITH YOUR NASTY BUTT HAIR. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. THAT'S MORE F'D UP THAN A BEAR MOLESTING A MY LITTLE PONY WITH A BANANA IN A CIRCUS. GET OUT OF OUR QUIZ YA WEIRDO.

Arkoudaphobia

YOU AFRAID OF BEARS? You're a faggot.
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    DO YOU LIKE BEARS?
    • A. 

      BEARS ARE THE DEVIL

    • B. 

      BEARS ARE DA BAE

    • C. 

      I like children more.. *wink wink*

    • D. 

      No, because I'm a faggot lol

  • 2. 
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVE PART OF DA BODYYYY?
    • A. 

      MY VIRGIN HEART DEDICATED TO THE LORD SAVIOR GOD ALMIGHTY

    • B. 

      My fab af weave

    • C. 

      Patella... duh

    • D. 

      MY BLIND EYES SO I DONT NEED TO SEE MY CHIN NO MO

  • 3. 
    WHAT HIGH AND MIGHTY POWER DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
    • A. 

      Allah

    • B. 

      JESUS MUTHAFUKIN CHRIST WHO WAS BOOOOOORN AND RAAAIIIISED IN BETHELEHEM..

    • C. 

      Vishnu

    • D. 

      SHAGOON "OH I DROPPED MY LUNCHBOX HEHEHEHEHE"

  • 4. 
    DO YOU LOVE POTATOOOOOOESSS?!!!!!11!!!1!
    • A. 

      I LIKE TO PUT KETCHUP ON IT..

    • B. 

      I don't like people who look like potatoes though.

    • C. 

      THEY. FILL. ME. UP. I LOVE POTATOES.

    • D. 

      What the fuck is a potatoes?

  • 5. 
    What would your enemy's name be?
    • A. 

      FaggotAssBitch?

    • B. 

      SHAGEWN

    • C. 

      Tony Kelly?!?

    • D. 

      RAJ!

  • 6. 
    What hair style would you have?
    • A. 

      LONG BROWN LUSCIOUS HAIR (twinning with my lord)

    • B. 

      What hair?

    • C. 

      FINE ASS WEAVEEE

    • D. 

      I stopped brushing my hair to praise my role model Shagoon

  • 7. 
    Where are you right now? *wink wink*
    • A. 

      IN CHURCH PRAISING THE LORD. WHERE ELSE?!

    • B. 

      AT PLANET FITNESS WORKING OUT FUCK YEAH EXERCISE

    • C. 

      YOUR MOTHER

    • D. 

      In Shagoon ;)

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